Part 4 Ron and the Whoopsy Daisies
Proffesor McGonagall was sitting in her bath singing the Barney Song. 'I like Snape. Snape likes me. We're a happy family.' Then she got out of her bath and jumped about on a pogo-stick.
Ron entered and said 'Proffesor! You have the Whoopsy Daisies! This is serious!' Proffesor McGonagall screamed and fainted.
***
Two weeks later everyone except ten Gryfinndors were in the Hospital Wing. Each had a severe case of Whoopsy Daisies.
The symptoms were:
Seeing pink spots.
Singing out of tune.
Singing about liking Snape. (Also a sign of madness.)
Going everywhere on a pogo stick.
Eating cabbage. (Also a sign of backwardness)
Harry was recovering from a broken leg (he had been jumping out of the windows AGAIN) and two broken arms. As he was in no fit state to do any homework all his work was passed to Ron to do. And because Ron was so amazingly brilliantly STUPID, Harry's grades were better than ever.
But this has nothing to do with anything, so ON VIZ ZE FIC.
***
Everyone was careful not to get Whoopsy Daisies. People had brought charms, garlic and crosses even though you can't ward off an illness. No one was aloud in or out of Hogwarts. This caused a lot of consusion as none of the students new where to go.
It was in this moment of need that Ron decided to...
FIND A CURE FOR WHOOPSY DAISIES!!!!!!!!!
***
A few days later Ron, Hermione and Harry were clustered round a cauldron. Ron stuck a pin in a clay figure and dropped it in.
'Hey, Ron.' Said Hermione. 'That doll looked just like-'
Just then Harry gave a moan and jumped out of the window.
'OH MY GOD RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU VOO-DOOD HARRY!!!!!' screamed Hermione.
'So I did.' Siad Ron. Peering down at Harry on the path below. 'What a pity.'
'RON!!!'
'Sorry.' He added softly. 'She better watch it or I'll do her next.'
***
A week later Ron had not found a cure. Now there was only him and Hermione left.
'I know!' said Hermione. 'Let's look in Hogwarts: a History! Easy! Why didn't you think of it?'
'I did.' Said Ron.'But I didn't want to steal your catch-phrase.'
'Awwwww! Ronnie! That's so sweet of you!'
'Well.' Ron blushed. 'I'm only human. It was nothing.'
'It was EVERYTHING!!!!!!!' Hermione squeaked, And she leapt into Ron's arms and tried to kiss him.
Ron staggered slightly under her weight. 'Later, hun. I got things to do.' He dropped her. And went off to find a copy of Hogwarts: a History.
As he flicked through the pages looking for a chapter on Whoopsy Daisies a light flicked on inside his head. He did not need to look up the cure. He knew what it was. CHOCOLATE!!
Everyone in the Hospital wing was force fed chocolate untill they were cured, happy, content and overweight.
A/n 4th chapter completed. Do you want more. Well there are some strange people in the world today.
R/n hi it's me again- ron (in case you couldn't geuss)
Apple stroodle has given me a job! Yay! I am a disclaimer! Joy! Rapture!
I'm over whelmed! Right here goes ..
Me, Herm and Harry (sorry about the voo-doo) are jk's oh and so is Proffs. McGonagall and Snape.
The cauldron is mine.
The window Harry jumped out of was in our dorm.
The pogo stick and the bath are Proff. McGonagall.
But they won't be for long. Hermione has got her beady little eyes on the pogo stick. I saw her to day trying to break into McGonagall's bedroom. She was saying something like 'It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine.' That girl scares me sometimes.
Bye ~ RON
Proffesor McGonagall was sitting in her bath singing the Barney Song. 'I like Snape. Snape likes me. We're a happy family.' Then she got out of her bath and jumped about on a pogo-stick.
Ron entered and said 'Proffesor! You have the Whoopsy Daisies! This is serious!' Proffesor McGonagall screamed and fainted.
***
Two weeks later everyone except ten Gryfinndors were in the Hospital Wing. Each had a severe case of Whoopsy Daisies.
The symptoms were:
Seeing pink spots.
Singing out of tune.
Singing about liking Snape. (Also a sign of madness.)
Going everywhere on a pogo stick.
Eating cabbage. (Also a sign of backwardness)
Harry was recovering from a broken leg (he had been jumping out of the windows AGAIN) and two broken arms. As he was in no fit state to do any homework all his work was passed to Ron to do. And because Ron was so amazingly brilliantly STUPID, Harry's grades were better than ever.
But this has nothing to do with anything, so ON VIZ ZE FIC.
***
Everyone was careful not to get Whoopsy Daisies. People had brought charms, garlic and crosses even though you can't ward off an illness. No one was aloud in or out of Hogwarts. This caused a lot of consusion as none of the students new where to go.
It was in this moment of need that Ron decided to...
FIND A CURE FOR WHOOPSY DAISIES!!!!!!!!!
***
A few days later Ron, Hermione and Harry were clustered round a cauldron. Ron stuck a pin in a clay figure and dropped it in.
'Hey, Ron.' Said Hermione. 'That doll looked just like-'
Just then Harry gave a moan and jumped out of the window.
'OH MY GOD RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU VOO-DOOD HARRY!!!!!' screamed Hermione.
'So I did.' Siad Ron. Peering down at Harry on the path below. 'What a pity.'
'RON!!!'
'Sorry.' He added softly. 'She better watch it or I'll do her next.'
***
A week later Ron had not found a cure. Now there was only him and Hermione left.
'I know!' said Hermione. 'Let's look in Hogwarts: a History! Easy! Why didn't you think of it?'
'I did.' Said Ron.'But I didn't want to steal your catch-phrase.'
'Awwwww! Ronnie! That's so sweet of you!'
'Well.' Ron blushed. 'I'm only human. It was nothing.'
'It was EVERYTHING!!!!!!!' Hermione squeaked, And she leapt into Ron's arms and tried to kiss him.
Ron staggered slightly under her weight. 'Later, hun. I got things to do.' He dropped her. And went off to find a copy of Hogwarts: a History.
As he flicked through the pages looking for a chapter on Whoopsy Daisies a light flicked on inside his head. He did not need to look up the cure. He knew what it was. CHOCOLATE!!
Everyone in the Hospital wing was force fed chocolate untill they were cured, happy, content and overweight.
A/n 4th chapter completed. Do you want more. Well there are some strange people in the world today.
R/n hi it's me again- ron (in case you couldn't geuss)
Apple stroodle has given me a job! Yay! I am a disclaimer! Joy! Rapture!
I'm over whelmed! Right here goes ..
Me, Herm and Harry (sorry about the voo-doo) are jk's oh and so is Proffs. McGonagall and Snape.
The cauldron is mine.
The window Harry jumped out of was in our dorm.
The pogo stick and the bath are Proff. McGonagall.
But they won't be for long. Hermione has got her beady little eyes on the pogo stick. I saw her to day trying to break into McGonagall's bedroom. She was saying something like 'It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine.' That girl scares me sometimes.
Bye ~ RON