Part 5 Ron and the Broken Voice
One day Ron was talking to Harry when his voice rose to an alarming falsetto then sunk to a deep base
'Wow! Ron!' said Harry. 'Your voice just broke!'
Ron had never been taught the 'Facts of Life.' Or about puberty. He wondered what it meant. 'Is it good?'
'Well sort of. perhaps. maybe. no.'
'Has your voice broken?'
'No.'
'Harry?'
'Yes?'
'Why do voices break?'
'Dunno.'
Ron digested this important information. Then he said, 'Harry?'
'Yes?'
'Has Hermione's voice broken?'
'No. Girls voices don't break.'
Again Ron pondered Harry's answer. 'Why?'
'How should I know?'
And so they set off to solve the mystery in the Library.
***
Ron and Harry returned to Gryffindor equipped with plenty of books about puberty and voices. They sat pouring over the books. Hermione came to help.
'Let's look in Hogwarts: a History.'
'I have a feeling.' Said Harry. 'That now Herm has said that we must be coming to the part of the fic where I jump out of the window. Bye!' and he jumped out of the window.
'Strange.' Said Ron, tapping his head. 'Hey if Harry has jumped out of his window, we must be near the end of the story.'
'No.' said Hermione. 'We've only done two pages of apple stroodles note book.'
'Shame. I'm getting bored with this story.'
'Same.'
'Shall we just end it here?'
'OK.'
A/n If any one wants to finish it (and your quite welcome to) please write a review with your e-mail address and I shall try to get back to you. Now it's over to Ron for the disclaimer.
R/n /D/n Hi peeps
Me again
I'm back by popular request
A/n sorry. did you say POPULAR REQUEST Ron?
R/n ok. I'll re-phrase that. I'm back by UN-popular request. Didn't think you could stop me that easily did you? Bwahahahahaha!
Ok Me, Harry, Hermione, Gryffindor, Hogwarts and the Library belong to JK - there, there little fan fic author, don't cry.- the window is Harry's, so technically it's JK's too and the books belong to the Library so that is also JK's.
A/n *sniff*
R/n Awww she's all upset now. Pass the Kleenex someone. Cheer up chuck. The plot is still yours. Look I know you want me all to yourself but so do a thousand other women.
A/n In your dreams mate.
R/n No need to get personal.
One day Ron was talking to Harry when his voice rose to an alarming falsetto then sunk to a deep base
'Wow! Ron!' said Harry. 'Your voice just broke!'
Ron had never been taught the 'Facts of Life.' Or about puberty. He wondered what it meant. 'Is it good?'
'Well sort of. perhaps. maybe. no.'
'Has your voice broken?'
'No.'
'Harry?'
'Yes?'
'Why do voices break?'
'Dunno.'
Ron digested this important information. Then he said, 'Harry?'
'Yes?'
'Has Hermione's voice broken?'
'No. Girls voices don't break.'
Again Ron pondered Harry's answer. 'Why?'
'How should I know?'
And so they set off to solve the mystery in the Library.
***
Ron and Harry returned to Gryffindor equipped with plenty of books about puberty and voices. They sat pouring over the books. Hermione came to help.
'Let's look in Hogwarts: a History.'
'I have a feeling.' Said Harry. 'That now Herm has said that we must be coming to the part of the fic where I jump out of the window. Bye!' and he jumped out of the window.
'Strange.' Said Ron, tapping his head. 'Hey if Harry has jumped out of his window, we must be near the end of the story.'
'No.' said Hermione. 'We've only done two pages of apple stroodles note book.'
'Shame. I'm getting bored with this story.'
'Same.'
'Shall we just end it here?'
'OK.'
A/n If any one wants to finish it (and your quite welcome to) please write a review with your e-mail address and I shall try to get back to you. Now it's over to Ron for the disclaimer.
R/n /D/n Hi peeps
Me again
I'm back by popular request
A/n sorry. did you say POPULAR REQUEST Ron?
R/n ok. I'll re-phrase that. I'm back by UN-popular request. Didn't think you could stop me that easily did you? Bwahahahahaha!
Ok Me, Harry, Hermione, Gryffindor, Hogwarts and the Library belong to JK - there, there little fan fic author, don't cry.- the window is Harry's, so technically it's JK's too and the books belong to the Library so that is also JK's.
A/n *sniff*
R/n Awww she's all upset now. Pass the Kleenex someone. Cheer up chuck. The plot is still yours. Look I know you want me all to yourself but so do a thousand other women.
A/n In your dreams mate.
R/n No need to get personal.