The ORIGINAL Legendary Bloopers!

Seven Point Five: Randomness Shall Prevail

Empress here! This is chapter 7 point 5! For those of you out there who are mathematically slow, this is chapter 7 and a half, the chapter that takes place roughly between Chapter 7, Stuck, and Chapter 8, Hottie with a Horse.

I would like to take this opportunity to enlighten you with a few things you can expect in the coming chapters. Chapter 7 was, in fact, the last real chapter in the first book of Legendary Bloopers. Chapter 8 will begin the next book, which is called Legendary Bloopers: Randomness Prevails. This will all be part of one fanfiction, but Legendary Bloopers is, in fact, divided into three parts.

In Randomness Prevails, you should totally NOT expect Link to take on King Dondongo. You should be completely oblivious to the fact that Link will visit Malon, the love of his life, at Lon Lon Ranch, and you most certainly must not anticipate anything funny, such as Darunia doing Dance Dance Revolution, in the coming chapters. You will most likely be surprised to find that Saria is secretly a commander of a force of Deku Scrubs in the Lost Woods. Yes, it's true; you do not know any of the fun and interesting things that are to come. Man, are you naïve.

The following sequences are approved for all audiences, and basically consist of Link and Navi lamely commenting on chapter 8 of Legendary Bloopers. Link and Navi, take it away!

FYI: the things in italics are the parts of the chapter that Link and Navi are commenting on, kay?

Link: (eating a bag of Swedish fish) munch munch munch this chapter sure is filled with randomness!

"Random Horse: neigh.

Random Cow: moo.

Random Chicken: squawk! cluck cluck cluck squawk!

Random Pig: oink.

Navi: There aren't any pigs at Lon Lon Ranch!"

Link: OMG! This chapter has even got cheese! Well, its got dairy products…

Navi: 'omg' is a girl thing, stupid.

Link: Like you would know!

"Navi: You never said you were allergic to Lon Lon Milk!

Link: Did too! I TOLD you in the Great Deku Nut that I was allergic to that gunk! It gives me a rash!

Navi: Well, you never said an ITCHY rash!"

Link: It's even got some fear hidden in it, behind the scenes! Who would've guessed?

Navi: Certainly not you.

"Epona: NEIGH!!!! (rears and won't move, terrified)

Link: Why isn't she going anywhere?

Epona: NEIGH!!!! (rears and looks petrified)

Navi: Why does she look so terrified?

Epona: NEIGH!!!! (refuses offered grass that lays in front of her, all around her actually)

Ingo: Why won't she eat any grass??!!

Malon: Well, it is a little embarrassing, but… Epona is afraid of grass."

Link: This chapter's got it all! I mean, romance! Seriously!

"Link: (smiling idiotically) Malon, I think you are the cutest girl EVA!!!!!!

Navi: You really gotta work on it, kid. That doesn't sound romantic… that sounds friggin lame!"

Navi: (hits Link over the head) Ha! My turn! This here chapter's action packed!

"Talon: Almost got it! You have one more chicken to find and the clock is ticking!

Link: (breathing heavily) (chases chickens) THAT ONE! THAT ONE! GET BACK HERE!

Clock: Tic tic tic tic tic tic…

Link: (jumps matrix-style slo-mo over a haystack and grabs last chicken)

Clock: tic tic tic… TOCK!"

Navi: And of course, this chapter's got plenty of humor, but still. Hottie with a Horse, or chapter 8, is like, the best yet.

Link: (wakes up) Yeah, totally!

"Random Cow: MOO!"

So, from Link, Navi, and Empress, stay tuned for scenes from the next Amazing Race! No, really. Keep reading n reviewing, and stay tuned!

Toodles!

Empress, aka the author that you will most certainly put on your faves list! :P