Link cleans up in an all new adventure…

HOUSEHOLD HERO!

Armed with the Master Broom, Dustpan of Time, Fairy Sponge and more, Link is forced to battle the horrors of dust, dirt, and germs as he struggles to clean the entire house to get some hard earned cash.

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THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: THE FOUR CHORES

Link rises again to defeat the evil of household cleaning. This time he must complete four chores - dusting the library, cleaning the toilet, vacuuming the living room and reorganizing the kitchen. But he has to hurry - he only has until the end of the day to complete his tasks! This video game is not yet rated.

And now for the first installment of Link's new adventure!

Chapter One: Ca-Ching!!!

School's out for the winter holidays… and Link's parents are away on a cruise, due back next Saturday. Link, at age 12, and his little sister Zelda, at age 5, are left in the care of their older brother, Sheik, a college kid who goes to school nearby. Then there's the housekeeper, Malon, who is as strict as… well, she's strict. Hmmm…

Wednesday:

Navi: WAKE UP!

Link: Woah, what the heck, Navi?!

Navi: Today is the start of your household cleanup!

Link: Holy crap. I forgot.

Navi: Well, hurry.

Link: Why should I?

Navi: Cause you'll get some cash to go see Pirates if you clean up the whole house.

Link: Oh yeah! I'm coming! Where to first?

Navi: Well first you must tackle the foyer… da da dun!

Link: Oh… kay….

Navi: So basically I've got this all planned out for you. The ground floor, which will all be done today, includes the foyer, then kitchen, then library. And then there's the stairway…

Link: whats on the second floor, navi?

Navi: Well there are 5 rooms you must complete before you move onto the ultimate challenge - the attic!

Link: Hrrrmmm.

Navi: The master bedroom, your bedroom, your sisters bedroom, the bathroom, and the laundry center all await you tomorrow on the second floor. But the attic will be the toughest challenge, which I've saved for Friday. Anyways, the basement, where Sheik's room is, doesn't need to be cleaned. You'll get equipment there; plus you'll have to get more equipment as your cleaning progresses.

Link: (groans) oh, the tasks that await me are fierce, but I cannot keep Pirates waiting. To the foyer, and beyond!

48 hours earlier (2 days earlier - Monday)

Link: (strutting around house, complaining) I need some money to go to see Pirates with the guys this Saturday! I need something to do when m plus d get back from their cruise!

Sheik (his older brother): Stop complaining, Link. Sheesh. I'll give you some cash if you do me a favor.

Link: what favor would that be, exactly?

Sheik: Hrmm... notin' too difficult...

Link: (suspiciously) What?

Sheik: Urmmm.... cleaning up the entire house.

Link: WHHHATTT????

Shiek: Well i kinda have to clean up the mess I made around here when I threw that big superbowl party a few weeks ago. if m plus d get back and this place is still a mess then im screwed! I would clean it up myself… but… I need to go to campus a lot this week to get some stuff done and…well…

Link: In other words you want to go back to campus to hang out with your punk friends and your girlfriend.

Sheik: awww…. come on link, please?

Link: well. how much cash?

Shiek: Er... i dunno, whatever you want. How bout I buy you that new game you wanted plus cover the cost to go see Pirates of the Caribbean?

Link: (can't resist) deal! You buy me Mario Kart Double Dash and cover the cost to the movies if I clean the house by… Saturday?

Sheik: More or less.

Link: That works out. The movie is on Saturday and m plus d come back then too.

Sheik: Right.

Link: Shake on it?

(they shake hands)

Sheik: Thanks, lil bro. Watch Zelda for me, kay? Malon should be here any minute to take Zel off your hands. Remember, watch your back with Malon. If she catches you doing my job, we're both screwed big time. I'm off to the campus to study for finals.

Link: (smirk) tell your girlfriend I say hi!!

Sheik: (sticks tongue out)