Household Hero
Chapter Two: Floor Wars
Back to the Present: Wednesday
Navi: Link, we better get going!
Link: Navi, you said so yourself I cant go there with the proper equipment! First we must go to the basement to stock up.
IN THE BASEMENT
Link obtains the Kokiri Broom and Deku Goggles. The broom will be his primary weapon and the goggles can shield his eyes from dust and grime.
Link: Ok, now we can go.
Navi: OK. Man, your brother's room is messy!!
Link: What'd you expect?
IN THE HALLWAY
With navis constant annoyance and links superior bravery link was able to defeat a few dustbunnies. by killing them he equipped himself with Deku Spray an Deku cloths. The spray could stun enemies and the cloths could get rid of them forever.
Navi: Look, it's the foyer.. da da dun!
Sure enough, before them stood a grimy mess of mud, dust, coats, and shoes. Link entered very cautiously.
Link: I am entering very cautiously.
Navi: Get your broom ready link! I see some spiderwebs ahead!
Oh, the battles were very fierce. Finally Link got to a particularly dirty corner. It was the hardest fight yet. He quickly swept the stuff into a pile with his broom and then sprayed it down with the deku spray and cloths. Finally, in the darkness of the corridor, he discovered a most powerful weapon: the fairy mop!
Link: da da da dun! I discovered a fairy mop! Now I can advance to cleaning up the floor!
Navi: Careful, Link! The floor is the last thing standing in your way for cleaning the foyer. It will prove to be very difficult!
Link: Don't worry, Navi. It's not the last thing yet. I still have to dust off the umbrellas.
Eventually Link reached the hall closet where the shoes and 'floor' were kept. He had his mop ready in front of him and cautiously opened the door…
FOYER FLOOR
Extremely Muddy Shoe Closet
The boss music was on and so was the fight! Link battled his way from one end of the closet to the other, avoiding shoes and shoelaces. Whatever the closet threw at him, Link could handle with his Fairy Mop!
Link: Uhnn.. I think.. its almost.. over…
Life: beep! beep! beep!
Link: I know I'm dying, dammit!
Navi: WAKE UP! Its nearly dead!
Link beat the foyer floor and discovered newly found strength and also very dirty clothes. He quickly continued on with his quest.
Navi: Now you have to sneak into the hallway. If you're caught on your way to the kitchen looking like this, the results could be disastrous - you might have to take a shower!
Link: gasp! I just took a shower this morning! I better be careful!
coming up next: link sneaks past his younger sister and must struggle through dishwashers and Windex spray!
I promise the delay won't be too long... ;P