Hello!!! Again!! This story may suck…. I don't know…. you have to read it!!! Please read and review!!!! And yes I know that this has been done many of times already!!! But still…. I hope that mine is not like the others and stuff……it just pop into my head….. My brother helped me with some part!!! ^_^ But I did most of it!!! And…there may be some clues on who is with whom…….. but its okay if you don't notice….that means I didn't do it to obviece……..

There is a poll at the end so you can choose who you want me to (kick out be the weakest link) vote of.

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Fani90: * pokes Davis * the disclaimer!!

Davis: sorry… anyways!! Fani90 does not own yu-gi-oh, if she did Ryou would be the main character, and they'll be bashing tea. She doesn't own the weakest link; if she did she would be rich. Right now all she has are 6 dollars. So please don't sue.

Fani90: * pokes Jyou * your turn.

Jyou: she is also sorry if there is not a lot of humor in this first chapter

Fani90: * nods *

Jyou: and that she will try to put more humor on the next chapter.

Fani90: * nods *

Jyou: And that she says that she hopes you enjoy this story.

Fani90: please read and review!!!!!! Please!!! PLEASE!!!!!

Enjoy!!! The story!!!

Davis: does it have a plot??

Fani90: err….. no not really…well it's the weakest link!!!

Davis: oh…. ok……

Fani90: on to the story!!!

Hope you enjoy and that you review!!!!

The Weakest Link

     "Hurry grandpa! It's starting!" yelled Anzu. Honda and Anzu were at yugi's place sitting on a sofa waiting for grandpa. They were going to watch the weakest link. "Here you go." Said grandpa. He gave Honda and Anzu a bowl of popcorn while he got one for himself. (A bowl of popcorn) "Has it started yet?" asked grandpa. " No, but it is now." Responded Honda.

Weakest link studio

Pegasus: welcome to the weakest link!! I am your host (hehehe…were is the cream filling? Now that's the stuff!! Hostess!!)  Pegasus.

Pegasus: here are our contestants.

To my left we have the well known, famous, king of games, little Yugi boy or is it Yami.

Yugi: hello

Yami: Pegasus

Pegasus: Yugi

Yami: Pegasus

Pegasus: Yugi

Yami: Pegasus

Pegasus: Yugi

Yami: Pegasus

Pegasus: Yugi

Bakura: CAN'T YOU TWO SHUT UP!!!!!

Ishtar: THAT'S ENOUGH!!!

Kaiba: yes, I would like to get on with this charade. I have more important thing to do than being here, and playing this game.

Pegasus: very well Kaiba boy.

Anyways, next to Yugi boy we have Ryou!!

Ryou: hello (in his British accent)

Bakura: I stole your millennium eye!!!!! Haha!!! You dumbass!!! Loser!!!

Ryou: gomen. I didn't mean to say that.

Pegasus: * growls* next we have yugi's little friend Jounouchi!!

Jounouchi: I came second in your tournament!! Ha!! You were lucky you didn't duel against me!!!

Ryou: but didn't you lose against Yugi?

Bakura: you always lose against Yugi. So, if you lost against Yugi, and Yugi almost lost against Pegasus what makes you think you could beat Pegasus?!!

Ryou: Seto also beat you.

Bakura: and that just proves my point.

Jounouchi: he-

Pegasus: next!!! * cuts in *

We have Malik!!

Malik: yes that's me……* glares*

Pegasus: next we Mai Valentine!

Mai: sorry boys the prize is mine * winks *

Pegasus: we have Kaiba boy!!!

Kaiba: lets just get on with this.

Pegasus: next is Bandit Keith!

BK: just you wait!! I'll beat you!! HAHAHA!!!!

Bakura: -_-; you have the same problem as 'yugi's little friend'. If he beat you but Yugi beat him and then Yugi beat Pegasus…..that has to tell you won't be able to!! Jeezh!! I am surrounded by dumbasses.

/ But isn't that the same situation that you have, with millennium items?/

//whatever, hikari//

Pegasus: we'll be right back after these commercials!!! Stay tune!!

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Are you bored of regular pets?

Fani90: Yes!!

Do you want something that's new, better, and full of excitement?

Andromeda: Yes!!!

Then get something full of life and greatness!  Get an insect, but don't belief me. Hear him instead. 

Weevil: If you like bugs like me, then adopt an insect.  They are the best of friends that you are going to have.  Take it form the best insect duelist in the world.  They are greeeeat. 

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Pegasus: hello!! And welcome back!! To the weakest link!!

Now everyone knows the rules. Right?

Jounouchi: * raises hand *

Pegasus: you have 4 minute to get as many questions right. You say bank in the beginning before the question. When it is your turn. Bank is to get the money you earn. You earn money by getting answers right.

Any more questions? No. Okay let's start!! Shall we.

Yugi you start. The time will start after I finish the question.

What is the eye color of your lover????

Yugi: lavender

Yami: dark brown

Ryou: sapphire blue

Bakura: red violet

Jounouchi: brown and emerald green

Malik: violet, lavender

Ishtar: violet, lavender

Mai: blue eyes

Kaiba: soft brown

BK: what kind of question is this??!!!!

Malik: * whispers to Ryou * he is just saying that cause he has no lover.

Bakura: * smirks * he does have a point, what kind of question is that?

Kaiba: * glares at Pegasus * I don't think that was a question for this game.

Pegasus: oops!! Hehehe...wrong questions!!* throws them behind him * Lets go to commercials!!!

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Para: Are you tier of getting picked by bullies?

Esper Roba: Yes!!

Dox: Are you small and weak? 

Serenity: Yes!!

Para/Dox: Then come to our fighting gym and get ready for anything.

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Pegasus: Anyways, lets start again, reset the time!!!

Shadi: get it right this time!!!

Pegasus: yeah, yeah. What is the average of whiskers that a cat has?

Yugi: 4 on each side,

Yami: which will make 8 in total!!

Pegasus: wrong!!

Yugi: * teary eye *

Bakura: Haha!!!

Pegasus: Ryou, which song says " heaven must be missing an angel , missing one angel child because you're here with me, right now"

Ryou/Bakura: Angel!!!

Pegasus: correct!!

Bakura: ha!!! Take that pharaoh!!

0; 200

 Pegasus: Jounouchi, what genre is Tweety?

Jounouchi: he is a male!!!

Pegasus: that is correct???

0; 500

Jounouchi: Yay!!

Ishtar: that is a very gay bird…

Bakura: very gay indeed, one would have thought it was a female…

Yami: you learn something new everyday….

Yami/Bakura/Ishtar: * sight * * shake their head *

Pegasus: yeah….

Anyways, Malik

Ishtar: bank!!!

500; 0

Pegasus: Malik, what does E= mc² mean?

Ishtar: I don't know!!!

Pegasus:  that is wrong.

/Ishtar!! Next time let me say the answer if you don't know it. I did now this!!/

// Yeah, well they did not teach me that in Egypt!! * Sticks tongue out *//

500; 0

Pegasus: Mai, what color is Elmo?

Mai: he is red!!!

Fani90/Andromeda/digimon cast: * background * Lala lala!! Lala lala!!! Elmo's world!!! Elmo's world!!! Elmo loves his goldfish!!!! His crayon too!!!! That Elmo's world!!!

P/M/S/BK/Y/Y/B/R/J/M/I: o……k….a……y…..

Pegasus: correct!!! Now back to this….

Kaiba boy, who is the president of Mexico?

Kaiba: * rolls eyes * that's easy. It's Vicente Fox.

Pegasus: I do not do the questions. He does them. * points to the speakers *

Shadi: actually, I don't. This girl gives them to me.

500; 500

Pegasus: right…..Bandit

BK: Bank!

1000; 0

Pegasus: Bandit Keith, what is the formula for the volume of a sphere?

BK: I know that!! * smirks * its V= ½ + bh!!

Pegasus: wrong!!

BK: what!!! How could I be wrong!!!!

Malik: * shining his rod * Maybe just maybe, because you are stupid.

Pegasus:  lets move on. * moves on before they start a fight *

Yugi, what animal does the authoress prefer, likes, is her favorite?

Yami: a white tiger

Pegasus: correct!!

1000;200

Pegasus: Ryou, what is the name of the Disney movie that has a twist from the night before Christmas?

Ryou: The Nightmare

Bakura: Before Christmas

Pegasus: correct!!

1000; 500

Jounouchi, what is the name of the monster from Sesame Street that eats cookies!!

Jounouchi: its cookie monster!!!

Pegasus: correct!!

1000; 1000

Jounouchi: I—

Pegasus: anyways!!! * cuts him, again * ( not literally )

Malik, what is the name of the purple dinosaur?

Malik: barney

Mai: o god no!! not barney!!

Kaiba: * shudders at the thought of barney *

Jounouchi: barney!!! I still watch barney!!!

Yugi/Ryou/Malik: o_O

Yami/Bakura/Ishtar: I like barney too!!! ^_^  Especially the songs!!

Yugi/Ryou/Malik: O_O

Pegasus: yes. Even thought I find this umm…. interesting. I think we should move on…

Barney: hi kids!!! Hehehe!!!! Lets go and play!!! Just use your imagination!!! Hehehe!!!

Everybody: O_O NO!!!!!

Shadi: how did he get in there?

Barney: just use your imagination!!

Bakura: yes. I am imagining that you are getting killed again and again and every time you die you come back!!!! To suffer the pain again!!!!!!

Shadi: security!!!

Para and dox come out and drag barney out of the studio.

Pegasus: that was very interesting……

Anyways….back to the game

That was correct Malik.

Now, Mai

Mai: bank!!

2000;0

Pegasus: Mai, what is Kaiba's stepfather?

Mai: err….Noah?

Pegasus: wrong!!!

Kaiba: * glares at Mai and then at Pegasus *

Pegasus: Kaiba boy, what do I do to pass the time?

Kaiba: you drink wine while reading cartoons.

Bakura: you are a rich bastard!!! You drink wine while reading!!! I have to steal!!! I had to steal!!!

Pegasus: not my fault. Yes, you are correct Kaiba boy.

Bandit Keith, * smirks * what is the name of the little kid who beat you??

 *  RING!!! *

Pegasus: oh well!! There goes the time!!

BK: why y-

Pegasus: well, you manage to bank 2000 dollars!! I find that to be very poor…but anyways.

Yugi: but aren't you a millioner?

Pegasus: yes, your point?

Yugi: well, won't that mean that ev—

Pegasus: well, now you guys * cough * and girls, have to vote someone of!! So please do it right now!!!

Bakura: people crowd around. That means only Yugi, Malik and me.

* start muttering, they sometimes look  up *

Yami: okay, tomb robber what do you have in mind?

Bakura: okay, we wait for the commercials….people can be spying.

* the three look up and look around, then they look back down *

Ishtar: after Shadi speaks they the commercials come next.

 Pegasus: ok….ay

Shadi: anyways, the weakest link is Bandit Keith. He answered only one question and he answer WRONG!!! The other he didn't answer.

While the strongest link is Kaiba.

Who would be voted out??

Pegasus: please stay tune; we'll be back after these commercials to find out who gets voted of.

Isis: I invite all of you to come and see the new Egyptian excivete at the museum of Domino.

* the camera shows a golden cat and two books, one gold and the other black *

Isis: even people whom rarely like going to the museum would like to see this new excevition. * Smiles * Hope you all come.

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Grandpa: I hope its not Yugi.

Anzu: Go Mai ^_^ !! Girl power ^_^ !!

 I hope its Bandit Keith. He disserves it.

Honda: yeah. That's right. He doesn't know the volume hehehe……and he is older than us!!!!!

Anzu: yeah!!! That's true!!!!

Honda: I think Jounouchi is going to win, he is very lucky. Hey? Have you seen Otogi??

The Weakest Link Studio Pegasus: okay people. Its time to find out whom you voted for.!!! So Yugi you go first!!!

Yugi: I voted for……..

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Hehehe…wouldn't you like to know whom he voted for, huh. Or, maybe some don't…..

I hoped you enjoyed this first chapter. And please review!!!        

HERE IS A POLL!!!

WHICH PERSON DO YOU WANT US TO QUICK OUT???

Yugi/Yami

Ryou/Bakura

Jounouchi

Malik/Ishtar

Mai

Seto Kaiba

Bandit Keith

Please tell us in your review!!! Once we got enough votes!!! We'll update!!! So please review!!! I just hope you want me to kick out the person I want to kick out……I won't say who….I'll just vote, myself!!!! So please review!!! Pretty please!!!!

Review!!!!