Davis: disclaimer: fani90 does not own yu-gi-oh, the got milk commercial, and the weakest link.

Fani90: I am really sorry that I have not update sooner!! But I just couldn't find anything funny to write lately.  I have been depressed for the past weeks. That does not help much with my humor. I am still depressed. I am really sorry I didn't update sooner I am. Plus this chapter is not as funny as the first one, its more to the point and serious…. in some parts!! I think then beginning is funny!! But please tell me what you think!! I am sorry if this chapter is not what you expected, I really am!! I will try to do the other chapter funnier!! I will try!! I am really sorry!! I really am!!  I am so sorry!!! Sorry!! Sorry!!! Sorry!! T_T

Fani90: * sight * please review!!! And tell me what you think!! And who to vote off!!! R&R!!

Thanks to all the authors who reviewed!!!

Anonymous (oh well, Seto is still in. yeah I noticed he was not funny, but he is Seto Kaiba.) theOneWithNoName (yeah, it is kind of sad that Bandit Keith got voted off….you think I am great writer? Really? Thank you for the compliment!! But I am not that good, oh and aren't you the one……never mind) Angel Christina (yeah, I saw the Yami/Bakura one ^_^) Ra (sorry, but Mai is still in, why did you choose Mai? If I may know) Sieghart (sorry, but Jounouchi is still in and that I didn't upload sooner, why did you choose Jounouchi? If I may know) Aleuwolf (Hehehe….I agree with Jordan, tea does suck, sorry to all tea fans!! Bandit Keith is gone!!) Linka who is Yami Bakura's follower (yay!! Go Yami Bakura!!) Bakuras-hell (thanks for the plushies!! I love them!! I don't see why Kaity can't have Bandit Keith as a sacrifice * grin *) Raptorix (I am glad you think its funny!! Keith is gone!! Yay!) Ievre (yay!! Keep Seto in!!) yami blue eyes white dragon (wow, one wants Seto out and another wants him in!!)

Fani90: I really hope that I got all of the ones who reviewed!! And I am so sorry if I didn't!!

Thanks to those who read this but did not reviewed!! If any!! But thanks anyways!!

I hope you enjoy this chapter and that you review!!!

Now on to the story!!

We left of on…

The Weakest Link Studio

Pegasus: okay people its time to find out whom you voted for!!! So Yugi you go first!!

Yugi: I voted for……

Now on to the story!!!!!

Yugi: I voted for Kaiba

Ryou: Bandit Keith

Malik: Bandit Keith

Jounouchi: Bandit Keith

Mai: Bandit Keith

Seto: Yugi Bandit Keith: Jounouchi

Pegasus: Kaiba boy why did you vote for Yugi boy?

Kaiba: so I can show that I am better than Yugi!!! Mwwuuaaahhhhhhhh!!!!

Pegasus: * blinks * o…k…

*Turns to BK * déjà vu, huh? Bandit Keith.

Because you are the weakest link!! Good-bye!!

BK: you can't do this to me!!! Again. I am Bandit Keith!!

Malik: oh my god!!! * Fakes a surprise look * he knows his name!!!

BK: I am the continental champion!!!

Bakura: oh my god!! *Fakes a surprise look * he knows how to say it!!!

Yami: my god!! * Surprise look * he is the continental champion!?!?

Bakura: how did that happen?

Malik: well, he is-

Jounouchi: stupid,

Mai: a thief and a cheater,

Malik: a sucky peon,

Bakura: slow,

Yami: a dumbass,

Seto: old,

Pegasus: and a loser!

And before you take out your gun….. Again! (he did take out the gun? Didn't he? In the duelist kingdom?)

Good-bye!!

*Pegasus pushes a button, than a whole appears under BK.*

BK: ahhh!!! *Falls down *

Pegasus: well, that

BK: ahh!!! *Hears more screams *

Pegasus: ^_^  * screams * we will * scream* be right *scream * back!!  *Scream* after *scream * this * scream* commercials!! *Scream*

Shadi:  guards take bk out of there…. or better, just knock him unconscious. That way he stays there but doesn't bother anyone*

Yami, Bakura, Ishtar: we can help. *grin. They take out tranquilizer guns*

Shadi: rrrrright…commercials!!

From the creators of Emperor's Dream Fragrance

Comes Dragon Tear.

It will make the dragon in you come a life.

Mai: for all you hons out there, who demand the best. Dragon Tear, the ultimate in fragrance. * Wink *

Pegasus: ^_^ welcome back!!!

Now we go onto the questions!!! We start with the strongest link from the second round…. Kaiba boy!!

Jounouchi: hey where are Yug, Ryou, and Malik?

Mai: yeah. They are not here.

*They hear some grunts and yells coming behind the studio. * ( the place were they interview the people.)

Behind Studio

Bakura: * scowls * he is fu***** heavy!!

Ishtar: why do we have to do this!!

Yami: * grunts * because we are the one who cause this!!

* Bakura, Yami, and Malik are carrying Bandit Keith *

Bakura: pheww!

* They drop Bandit Keith on the chair *

Yami: thank god for that!!

Ishtar: yeah. Now what do we do?

* they look down at bandit Keith *

Bakura: how do we wake him up?!?!

Yami: …….i don't know……

Ishtar: I know lets experiment!!

Yami, Bakura: yea!! That would be fun!!

* Ishtar, Yami, Bakura smile evilly *

Shadi: The Yami Adventures!!! 

Yami: 1. hit him

Bakura: no prob!!

* Bakura holds Bandit Keith up *

Bakura: * grunts * why do I have to hold him up?

Ishtar: because……

Bakura: * grunts * just hurry up!!!

* Five minutes *

* You can see Bandit Keith laying on the chair, still sleeping…. or maybe unconscious… clothes all bloody, and lots of bruises, some really red cheeks, and I think some broken bones *

Yami: I just said

1. hit him…..

Bakura: yeah, not beat him up…..

Ishtar: well, he wasn't waking up!! So I decided to go to a drastic measure!! And, I guess it did not work ^_^

Yami, Bakura: -_-;

Yami: ok….

2. Throw water

Bakura: I'll do that!! Be right back!!

* Bakura runs of * * 2 minutes later *

Bakura: got the water!!

* Bakura throws the water at Bandit Keith *

Yami: * looks at Bakura suspiciously * was there something in the water?

Bakura: *innocent look * no!! Were would you get that idea!?!?  (no!! people!! He didn't!! not that I know of…..)

Yami: I know you!! You put something in the water? Didn't you?

Bakura: no. Of course not.

Ishtar: would you guys stop flirting with each other! We have trouble. It didn't work!! Now what do we do!?!?!

Yami: 3. put that thing under his nose

Yami: I'll go get it this time…. Don't do anything!! * Glares at them *

Bakura: no prob!

*10 minutes later *

Yami: -_-

*Bandit Keith hair has been dyed pink.  Have some pink bows in his hair.  Some eye shadow and lipstick, plus a little of blush…. maybe not a little blush, it looks like it they had use all of it *

Yami: o…..k……

Bakura: we were bored…….

Yami: I don't even want to know…..

* Sight * here put some in a cloth and put it near his nose

* Bakura grabs Keith's bandana and puts some on it, than he puts it under Keith's nose.*

Ishtar: * frowns * its not working!

Yami: lets try the whole bottle!!

*Bakura grabs the bottle and puts it under Keith's nose *

Bakura: now what do we do?!?!

Yami: I don't know…….

* Bandit Keith is waking up *

BK: * groggily * what is going on here?

* he stands up*

* Yami, Bakura, and Ishtar look at Bandit Keith *

Yami, Bakura, Ishtar: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

BK: AAAHHHHH!!!!!!

* The 3 Yamis take out the tranquilizer gun and shot BK*

Bakura: crap!!! We just shot him!!!

Yami: o_O

Ishtar: * groans * do we have to go trough every thing again?

Bakura: I know!! I have an idea!!

We can just say something that Bandit Keith would say!!

Yami: ok!….wait why didn't we think of that?

Bakura: who cares, lets do it now.

Ishtar: as Bandit Keith:  anyone can win as long as its not the dog and that little midget!!

Yami: hey!! Yugi is not a midget!!

Shadi: well, that is the end of the Yami adventures!! (I should make a story about the Yami adventures.) Now lets go to commercials!!

Gaia The Fierce Knight and The Flames Swordsman are face to face. Glaring at each other, ready to fight.

* Everything goes blank *

Got milk?

Pegasus: okay!! We are back!!

Lets get on with this. The timer will start I finish saying the question!

Kaiba boy, how many people get sick, hospitalized, and after die by food borne poisoning?

Seto: roughly 200,000 people get sick, 900 are hospitalized, and 14 die. (that is true!! I read it in a book!!)

Pegasus: wow!! That is correct!!

0; 200

Pegasus: okay, Yugi boy, what does Canis Minoris mean?

Yugi: it means The Little Dog!

Ryou: awww!! That is so cute!! ^_^

Seto: *smirk * well Chihuahua, it seems someone name a constellation after you. 

Jounouchi: * growls * why you!!!

Pegasus: correct!

 No fighting!! Fight after you get out of here.

Ryou, what does Canis Major mean?

Ryou: it means The Great Dog!

Yugi: awww!!! That is so cute!! ^_^

Seto: * smirks * well Chihu-

Yami: I just had a sense of déjà vu.

Bakura: I know, weird.

Pegasus: anyways, correct!

0; 1000

Malik, who is better Barney or Elmo?

Malik: Elmo!

Fani90: wohooo!! Elmo!!!

Pegasus: correct!!

500; 1000

 Pegasus: okay, Canis Miner,

Jounouchi, what is 4 ²/³ x 5²/³?

Jounouchi: 20?

Pegasus: wrong!!

Mai, what are some of the most dangerous jobs in meatpacking today performed by?

Mai: the late night cleaning crew. (See 5)

Pegasus: correct!

Ryou: why is it dangerous?

Seto: * snort * because,

Pegasus: wait till commercials. We don't have time for an explanation.

Now, Kaiba boy, Ancient Thebes, city of the dragon, had a temple dedicated to a star , which star?

Seto: γ Eltanin (I was reading an astronomy book.)

Pegasus: correct!

Yugi boy,

Yugi: bank!

1500; 1000

Pegasus: how old am I?

Yugi: 24?

Pegasus: wrong!

* RRIIINNGGG!!!! *

Pegasus: okay people!! Its time to vote out!

Shadi: Kaiba is the strongest link…again, the weakest link is, well there is a tied between Malik and Jounouchi since they didn't answer 1 question right.

Pegasus: Now when we come back from commercials we will find out who gets to leave!! ^_^

Anzu: yes!! Bandit Keith is out!!

Honda: yes!! Go Jounouchi!!

Anzu: we all know Mai is going to win!!

Grandpa: no, Yugi will win.

Honda: hey, where is Otogi? He is supposed to be here.

Psychic hotline!! With Esper Roba!! He is a real psychic!!

Fani90: yeap!! He is!! I asked him if I ever was going to get a white tiger!! And he said yes!! And I did!!

Davis: I asked him if I was ever going to be on TV!! He said yes!! And I did!!

Call Esper Roba at 1-555-psychic

Pegasus: welcome back!! Now we will find out who has to leave!!

Yugi boy, who did you vote for?

Yugi: I ……..

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Hoped you enjoyed this chapter!!! Please review and tell me what you think!!! And also who to vote out!!

Yugi/yami

Ryou/Bakura

Malik/Ishtar

Jounouchi

Mai

Seto

Please vote!! The sooner I know!! The sooner I can get started!! I am so sorry if this chapter is not so good!!! I am so sorry!!

PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!