I HAVE OFFICIALLY GONE CRAZY! I must say this:

"Ooh! I shall name him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy! *zap* Bad Squishy!" -Dorey (finding nemo)

ARGH! I really need to start updating sooner, huh? Lol ok.. I'll try! I like to read other pplz stories too, mostly Severitus Challenge Stories. Anyone know any good ones? Tell me their author and titles and I'll read them! Ok. my loyal reviewers. here's my review responses!

Athenakitty: Harry have fun with Nanigi? Hali could talk to Nanigi as well? Severus faints twice? Will their quarters be bigger? Is it all boys? girls? or a mix?

Harry gets attacked? Harry's upset? Will they have the perfect plan on the Durselys? When will they buy the clothes? Will they enjoy themselves?

Harry's enjoying himself in the hospital? Nanigi bites the attacker again? Sirius brings Harry home from the hospital? The adult men in Lily's life is a little over protective? How bad will the punishment be?

Me: Yes, Yes, Lol yes, yes, mix, yes, very, of course, after they teach the Durselys their lesson, yes *evil cackle* kind of, she's having babies! Of course! , very bad.

Jordan: Here's more!

James-Padfoot: Thank you! *bows* I shall do as my readers desire *stands up* thank you, here's more!

Kanga (roo): I'm going to call you Kanga just cause I want to, is that ok? Ok. Thank you! I'm going to make these kids living hell-o! Yes, Harry and Draco will be friends, Ron will be the evil one. I just don't like Ron. Hmm. yes. no Ron. I shall squish him and name him Squished! Lol.Thanks!

The Desert Fox: I love long reviews! Thank you! Ok.I have no clue what you just said so I'll pretend I did. No, they are having six children maximum! Lol. Thank you here's my next post!

POH (prophetess of Hearts): I don't want to type out that whole name so you are now POH, is that ok? That gave me a really good idea.. Thank you!

Tropic: Thank you! Here it is!

Penny: Thank you! Great insight (is that the right word?) I thought I was good on his speech. Lol thank you!

WolfDragonDemon: I am, I am.

Headncloud: Ppl told me, I know, thank you!

Twisted Heart: Thank you lotz!

LadyLily3: Thank you, I am I am!

GoddessMoonLady: Thank you! I'm waiting to see what my muse will bring up now!!

Disclaimer: I own everything you do not see in the regular Harry Potter books. (I do not own Harry Potter)

STORY IS NOW!!

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Harry nodded and closed his eyes, trying to go to sleep. He was too excited to sleep, though, because he couldn't wait to have everyone over for a visit. He couldn't wait to see Draco again, he couldn't wait to see Ron again, and he couldn't wait to meet all of the other people his parents and Sirius and Remus talked about.

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Harry had a very tiring night. He didn't have good dreams at all.

*Dream*

Harry looked around. Black. Black was all he could see. He tried to move, but found he couldn't even wiggle his toes or his fingers. He could turn his head, but it hurt like a thousand knives piercing his skin. He screamed out in pain. He could see now. They were everywhere. The men with the masks, with the wands, with the magic, with the words.

'Crucio!' one of the men yelled. Harry felt like he was on fire and being cut open by a bunch of knives. He screamed out in pain again. One of the men came forward to him.

'Your time has come, James. Face your fears. Become powerful. Join us.' Another voiced.

'Never!' Harry heard himself yelling. 'I will never join your pathetic Death Eaters, Voldemort!'

'Potter, you fool! Always being the big brave hero? The light will never show again when we take over, and when you join, you will know that.' The first said.

'I will never join you, Voldemort!' Harry felt himself say again.

'Very well then. Crucio!' Harry felt knives ripping his flesh open, a thousand and more hot knives ripping, tearing. He heard screams and wondered if they we his screams.

"Harry? Harry? Baby, are you okay? Harry?"

Laughter.

"Harry? Are you okay?"

Pain.

"Wake up!"

Screams.

"What's wrong with him? Why wont he wake up?"

'You will die, Potter!'

"Wake up Harry!"

Laughter. Someone was shaking him.

"What's Wong wif Hawwy?"

The pain stopped. Someone was shaking him, but he kept screaming.

"Harry? Harry? Baby wake up!"

He opened his eyes quickly, and saw everyone looking at him. He stopped screaming and looked around, feeling a weight on his stomach but not worrying to look at what it was just yet. He was too worried about the people in black cloaks and masks, but saw none. That was good. There were no people in cloaks and masks. There was no bad laughter. The pain was slowly going away. "Mum? Dad? Where'd they go?" Harry asked.

Lily and Severus were sitting on either side of Harry and Remus and Sirius were kneeling by the bed. Hali was sitting on Harry's stomach looking confused. Everyone else's faces were filled with worry.

"Where'd who go, Harry?" Lily asked. Hali got off of Harry and sat on her dad's lap. Lily pulled Harry into a hug.

"The bad people in cloaks and masks." Harry said simply. The adults' eyes widened and they all paled, knowing who 'The bad people in cloaks and masks' were.

"Where were they, cub? Did they hurt you?" Severus asked. Harry looked at him like he was crazy.

"They were here, and they were laughing at me. They said words and then hurt me. They called me James and were telling me to join something." Harry tried to remember everything, but it was fading fast.

"Are you okay now, Harry?" Remus asked. Sirius was in shock and couldn't do anything but stare at Harry. Lily went paler than pale, and Severus was breathing deeply.

Hali tugged on her pink nightgown and shifted in her dad's arms a little and leaned back, very sleepy and obviously about to fall into dreamland.

Harry nodded and swallowed. "I'm fine now. Thank you." He whispered.

"Well, everyone, it's already seven, so we'd better be going if we are going to get to the Durselys, the Malfoys, and the Weaselys." Severus said.

Everyone nodded except Hali, who got off her bed and picked up a doll and started to play 'shop' with it and a few other dolls.

"I'll get Hali and Harry ready, you guys go make a plan for the Durselys." Lily said with a glint in her eyes as everyone else nodded and walked out.

Lily walked over to where the drawers were that held the kids' clothes. "Harry," she began, "what did you dream about?"

Harry shrugged. "I cant remember." he answered.

Lily nodded, understanding that Harry probably didn't want to talk about it and began pulling out various clothes.

"Come on, Hali. Let's go get you a bath. Harry, will you be okay in here while I give Hali a bath?" Lily said, picking up Hali.

Harry was a little uneasy but he nodded and pulled out a 'My Very First Broom'. Lily, assuming Harry would just fly around a little and walked out assuring Harry she'd be right back.

Harry sat on his bed and stared at his room, wondering if it was really just a few weeks that he was saved by his father from the Durselys.

***Meanwhile with Severus, Remus, and Sirius***

"So what do we do? I mean, about the Durselys?" Remus asked as they all sat down in different recliners.

"I just think we torture them a little and leave them for the parrots to pick at slowly." Sirius offered with a grin.

"They *are * parrots." Severus muttered. "I don't think that Harry should see them."

"Why not? Not even as we hurt them?" Sirius asked.

"Duh, Sirius, he'll probably get flashbacks or something, and we all know how terrified of Vernon he is! Did we tell you about his boggart?" Remus replied.

"No." Sirius said slowly.

Severus replayed to Sirius about what happened to Harry when the boy ran out in fear of getting in trouble when he kicked his sister when he had had a nightmare.

***Flashback*** "Okay, where's Harry?" Severus asked.

They heard a blood-curdling scream down the hallway and Severus turned into Felaw and bounded after the sound with a Wolf trailing not too far behind him.

Felaw stopped at a corner when he saw Harry.

Harry was scooting back down the hall as Vernon Dursely loomed over him with a belt in one hand and a butcher knife in the other, grinning maniacally.

"No! Please, no!" Harry was screaming.

"You are a worthless brat, Potter. You know that. Now why don't I just let you end that? How about *I* end that?" Vernon asked, stepping towards Harry.

"Noooo!!!" Harry screamed, trying to back up.

"Oh yes." Vernon said, smacking Harry with the belt. Felaw turned back into Severus and Moony turned back into Remus.

Severus snapped. He took out his wand and started to yell every curse he could remember at Vernon. It did nothing.

Harry kept screaming and crying, backing up.

Remus came up and scooped Harry into his arms and walked away. As soon as Harry was away, Vernon turned to look at Severus and turned into Sirius, Remus, Lily, Hali, and Harry on the floor, dead and bloody.

"R. Remus.?" Severus asked, confused.

"It's a boggart, Severus. Sirius is in the hospital wing, and the rest of us are right here." Remus assured Severus.

"Riddikulus!" Severus bellowed, pointing his wand at the boggart. It turned into a little puppy with a clown suit on and he waved his wand, banishing the puppy.

Harry was still crying silently in Remus' arms, and Lily was sitting on the floor next to Remus, whispering reassuringly to Harry with Hali in her arms.

Severus came over and picked up Harry and gestured to Remus and Lily to follow him.

"Let's get them *back* in bed, shall we?" Severus asked.

"Okay." Lily whispered.

**End Flashback**

Sirius's face went even redder than it already was and he burst. "Those Durselys won't know what a normal painless day is when I get done with them! They'll be so messed up that they won't know up from down!" he bellowed.

"Well, one of us will have to watch Hali and Harry while we go in there," Severus said ignoring Sirius' continuing rant.

Sirius began to break things in the room, and Severus was glad he'd put a silencing charm on the room. Lily would be yelling her head off if she'd heard the words Sirius was screaming. Some of the things Sirius was breaking Severus hoped were replaceable or fixable.

"Well we could leave them with Dumbledore. He'll probably be ecstatic to have them for a while." Remus said. "I need to be there in case that Sirius tries to do something that he'll regret or land him in Azkaban, Lily and you have every right to be there, and Sirius would demand to be there so it's no use trying to get him to stay back." Remus said logically.

"You're right." Severus said. Sirius sat back down, his face brick red and huffing loudly.

"Done yet, Padfoot?" Severus asked.

"No. I still have to do that to the Durselys." Sirius growled out.

"So we're just going to go on instinct?" Remus asked.

"Yeah, it looks like it." Severus said.

***Back with Harry***

Harry poked around his room and cleaned it up while his mom gave HaliJade her bath and when they both came back, the room was all picked up, the bed made, and Harry sitting on his bed looking at books.

"Wow, Harry, good job cleaning!" Lily said.

Harry smiled at the praise and Lily took him to the bathtub. She found out earlier that Harry preferred giving himself a bath by himself and that he did a thorough job every time, so all she did was turn on the bath water to the right temperature and put his clothes on the counter and let him do his own thing.

When Lily walked into the living room with Hali, she saw it was a war zone.

"What on Earth happened here!?" she yelled.

"Sirius. found out what Harry's boggart is?" Severus asked sheepishly.

"Yes I did and what you see here is what is going to happen to the Durselys." Sirius said. Remus shook his head and laughed.

"What?" Lily snapped, waving her wand to fix things one at a time. Hali was just staring at everything.

"Was all of this bad, Dad?" Hali asked.

"What do you mean?" Severus asked as Hali walked over to him.

"It got in twouble, didn't it? All of this stuff was in twouble, huh?" Hali asked.

"No, Uncle Paddy got mad at something and he took out all his anger on the stuff. You should never do that because Uncle Paddy was being mean." Remus assured Hali. Sirius glared at Remus and crossed his arms. "Where's Harry?" Remus asked.

"He's taking a bath." Lily said simply as she fixed another lamp.

"Lily!" Severus yelled. "Accio Wand!"

Lily rolled her eyes. "I'd hoped that you wouldn't remember." She muttered. Harry walked in, fully dressed, and stared wide-eyed at everything.

"Hello, Harry, ready to go see Granpa?" Severus asked. Harry nodded, looking warily at the room still. Lily laughed and Remus picked up Harry and Severus picked up Hali and they all walked out to the Headmaster's office.

They all walked in silence and when they came to the door, Severus said 'Ice Mice' and the gargoyle (Goyle.Lol) jumped aside.

"Hello, Hello, come in, sit!" Dumbledore said cheerfully as they all walked in. Severus, Lily, Remus, and Sirius all sat down. Severus and Remus had Hali and Harry on their lap and Dumbledore smiled.

"For what do I owe this pleasure?" he asked.

Severus started, "We were going out and wondered if you would take Hali and Harry in for a little while?"

"Of course, Severus, I would love to take in the wonders for a while! When shall you be leaving and when will you be back?" Dumbledore responded.

Hali smiled. "Derby!" she said.

"Yes, Hali, We're going to see the Derby." Lily cooed to Hali.

"We were going to go now, and will be back by lunch." Remus cleared up as no one else was answering.

Dumbledore nodded and stood up. "I'll watch them while you go have fun."

Everyone else stood up and Remus put Harry down on the couch. Severus put Hali on the couch as well as he stood up and everyone bid the children good- bye.

Once the door was closed, Dumbledore sighed. "I wish they would tell me what they are going to go do." He said to the children as he took out a box of toys out from under his desk.

"Derby! Derby!" Hali persisted. "Derby!"

Harry just sat there looking around at all the trinkets and lights in the office. They were all beautiful and there was a hat on a stool in the corner.

***With the adults***

"Okay, now we're just going to get to the gates, apparate to Privit Drive, and then let the Durselys pay for hurting Harry." Severus said.

"Yes. and painfully." Sirius said with his teeth clenched.

They walked to the gates silently and apperated to Privit Drive and walked up tp Number Four.

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Okay I'm sorry for being so late but I went back to my first six chapters and tweaked them a little and have been out of my house for the last three days, in school a lot, etc. I won't be here from Dec 6 to Dec 16. Please Please Please R/R! Thanks!