{Remeber to R&R !!!! }

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Therapy gone wrong !!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

" Morning Dr. Li , you have a session at five with two groups this time."

"Sure just put in my box and I'll look at it during by lunch break ." The girl simply nodded and continued to type on her computer. Dr. Li was a well known therapist around the area. Like every other successful therapist , she went to a well known college and made top marks in everything. Sadly, college didn't prepare her for a group like this. After lunch, Li decided to sit down in her office area/study area to prepare for the arriving "guest". She began to ruffle through the papers her secretary gave her to get a good idea on what her clients would be like.

" Hm.....Higurashi and Kamiya? I wonder why they decided to schedule at the same time?" Not taking it into account, Li shrugged it off and continued to placed some chairs around the mat in a circle. " What an easy day! The last clients for the day and I haven't been stressed once."

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"INUYASHA!!! SITTT!!!" Kagome shouted out as she dragged Inuyasha down the concrete. " I'm missing another day of school for you once again and another failed test. You damn well are going to this !!"

Inuyasha growled and whined as he was pulled by his ear towards the building. "Awww, Kagome! This is stupid ! I don't wanna blow my friggen time in this place. Besides, I don't need therapy! It isn't for everyone!!"

"Oohhh you'll need therapy, back therapy if you don't get in this place ! I had to pay Two-hundred dollars for this! Good thing I actually had some money left over from that summer job. Look, we need help because this is getting out of hand!!"

" So why do they have to come along? And why do we have to wear this stupid clothes?"Miroku and Sango trailed right behind them, holding hands, as they walked in the door.

"Your clothes are in style now, before you would look too weird walking around like that. Besides, I like it so you do too!!!"

Miroku snickered as Kagome scowled at Inuyasha "Too bad your relationship isn't like ours. Hm....Inuyasha, you need to be more of a one-woman, man."

"Umm..hello? You're the lecherous monk, for gods sake !!" Inuyasha growled.

"Hehehe yes, I'm good at what I do. Ain't I?"

Sango looked over at Miroku and clenched her fist together. What was that?!

"Nothing dear!".... 'Rule one, keep your mouth closed Miroku!! Man that was close.'

The four walked into the building and signed their names in for their two hour session with the famous Dr. Li.

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"Kenshin! Hold my hand, it'll be fun !Kaoru noted for some reason. Kenshin , Kaoru,Yahiko ,Sanosuke and Megumi walked down the parking lot towards the center.

"Err....Kaoru, how did we get here in the first place? It doesn't look like we're in Japan anymore." Kenshin quivered as he held on to Kaoru's hand.

"Well, I was walking one day trying to get some water out of this well and I couldn't get the bucket back up. So I decided to lean over and pull it up myself. I lost my grip and fell into the well and landed in this place. I asked around on how to get back and all they said was 'I need therapy in my condition'. I asked what that was and they told me a place where people work there problems out."

"Oohh, I did thought it was kind of weird that we jumped through a well, but I suppose it makes sense now, that it does. Ah! So that's how you got that cut on your..."Kaoru placed her hands over Kenshin's mouth. "Um...what cut?? I see no cut!".. 'Shut the hell up Kenshin!!!' "Oh..right, sorry!!" Kenshin smiled and swung Kaoru's hand back and forth as they walked and smiled. " So...err....Sano. Why did you decided to come?"

"Hell if I know. Yahiko told me to tag along. He said that he had a problem with me as well. Psh...I hate this stuff! They better not make me take a picture this time !"

" Shut up! Nothing has happened yet!" Yahiko rolled his eyes and placed his hands behind his head as he walked.

"Hm..this should be good! Drama for the day !"Megumi clapped and giggled "Don't mind me at all. I just here to watch and laugh!"

Kaoru rolled her eyes and smiled "Look everyone, try to act normal. This a new place with new people so, nothing stupid!." Kaoru looked over at Kenshin and blinked "You know something dear?"

"Hmm....?"

"When I asked about what therapy was the man told me the answer then said to remember that 'Therapy wasn't for everyone'.How odd..?"

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" Dr. Li ! Your five o'clock is here !"

"Yes, thanks Mandy. I'll deal with it from here."

The doctor ran down the hallway trying not to late this time for her session. "Stupid doctor meetings!! I'm going to be late!." She got on her phone and radio her secretary. "Mandy ! Stall them quick! I'll be there in ten minutes!"

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Kenshin and the others signed in and sat down in the same room as Kagome and her crew.

"Oh, I didn't know we were going to have company at our session Kenshin?" Kaoru asked as she looked at Kagome.

"You don't." Kagome called out. "We have a meeting with doctor Li for five o'clock today."

"You can't because we had a meeting for five today. Besides, we traveled a long way to get here."

"So did we!!!!" Kagome shouted out, due to frustration.

" Look, I bet if we shout and yell the doctor won't see any of us. So why not just share the meeting together." Sango added.

"Sure, I'll do that, just as long as your boyfriend stops staring at me!" Kaoru glared at Miroku.

Sango kicked Miroku in the shin " Good relationship..eh??!"

"But..but..I was looking at the tag on her chest!!" Miroku smiled while being kicked to death. Kaoru and the gang sat down on the other seats as the doctor came running in.

"Wow!! Sorry there people. Time for our session ! So let's make it quick, who wants to go first?" Kaoru raised her hand and stood up.

"Um...heheh..my name is..umm..tehehhe"

"Tell her your friggen name! Damn it !" Inuyasha grunted.

" You shut up! I'm skilled in the art of the Ryu Kasshin style!"

"Which means what? Like I care!"

" It means I'm skilled in the art of kicking your ass!! Now hush before I get my Kenny on you!!"

"Bring it on, woman!"

"People!! PEOPLE!" The doctor yelled. "Now please finish ma'am"

"My name is Kaoru Kamiya and this is my husband Kenshin Himura. We have been married for about a few months and problems have arose already." Kenshin sunk in his seat as Sano and Yahiko looking at him snickering.

" Hm..having some trouble there Kenshin? Some 'bed failure'?" Sano asked.

" Or maybe a malfunction perhaps?" Yahiko laughed out.

Miroku looked over at Kenshin and became wide eyed 'Yessss!! I'm not the only one!'

"Please continue, Mrs. Kamiya" the doctor ordered.

" Before I met Kenshin, he was married to another young lady who died. Everything he does has been for and still has." Kaoru lowered her head and began to sniffle. Suddenly, Kagome jumped up and screamed out.

"Ha! You too Kaoru ! Your lover is in love with a dead broad too! What the hell do guys see in dead woman? What! Do you enjoy the taste of dead meat!!!"

"Miss, please calm down! Take a seat and wait your turn. Now Mrs. Kamiya, how do you feel when Kenshin does this to you?"

" Mad, depressed, angry! Besides the fact that he ignores me, neglects me, and likes dead women, he wanders! He'll get up one morning and feel sorry for himself for leaving the old ways behind and want to travel. That pissed me off so much! I mean the Edo era is finishing and times have changed. He needs to pick his lazy ass up and start working to get some money! I'm the only woman in the house and I'm the only one working now!!"

"Umm..Kaoru? Why do you live with three men again?"

"THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT!!" she yelled.

"Uhh..riigghhtt. So let's see. Mr. Himura, please tell us why you do these things?"

"Kaoru is my wife and the one I love with all my heart, but she can't be a pain in the ass at times! 'Oh Kenshin, hold my hand. Kenshin, brush my hair. Kenshin, take a bath with me."

"Take a bath with you??" the others yelled out as they gave Kenshin and Kaoru a dirty stare. Miroku stood up with a raised hand and smiled "I will! I'll even throw in my lucky loofa!"

The others looked at him and rolled their eyes. "What a freak." Kaoru muttered.

"Mhmm...see! I'm not the only guy who gets dragged on a wild adventure all the time. This girl breaks the Shikon no tama and decides she wants to drag me with her on this hunt .In the end all I get is 'Inuyasha, you don't love me at all. Inuyasha, why do like this Kikyou girl?'Wanna know why? Because she doesn't bitch as much as you do, damn it !" Inuyasha cried out.

Kagome gave him a nasty glare and coughed "-coughSit!cough-". Inuyasha faced planted in to the carpet and stood there for a few mintues.

"Too bad that sorta thing doesn't work for Kenshin.." Kaoru added as she watched Kenshin sink in his chair.

"Ok, Mr and Mrs. Himura, you need to take some time to sit down and enjoy each other company. Kenshin, no more past girlfriends and Kaoru , no more drama. Got that?" They both nodded and began to apologize to each other. "Ok, next case."

Yahiko stood up and shouted "You see this bum next to me, he smells! I live with these four people but no matter how we slice it, I get stuck rooming with this bitch! When he gets home from his daily route, he smells like sake and old women and never takes that many showers! I hate living with a stinky bum it's not fair ! Kenshin get's to room with the hot girl and I'm stuck with the fish smelling bum."

Miroku smiled and shouted "I agree. Kenshin your woman is pretty hot."

Sango rolled her eyes and chocked him. "Anything in a skirt is hot to you!"

"Hey! I told you not to talk about the time I went chasing anyone in a skirt. It was dark and I was drunk!!"

The poor doctor started to laugh as she turned to Sano. "Why do you hate taking baths?"

" Well when I was Zana the fighter, I didn't take as many baths. It's a hard transition!"

"Deal with it! I sentence you to a bath once a day!"



"Who remembers to take a bath every day?"

"Umm..humans?"

Inuyasha smiled and stood up "Na..! Doesn't apply to me !"

Kagome laughed "We didn't expect you to anyways!". Feeling pride less, he sat down with his ears folded." Aww, my poor doggie."

Megumi laughed and cackled in the corner "Too much fun for one day!"

The doctor looked at Inuyasha and Kagome with a bright smile "Lemme guess. You fall for dead chicks, she bitches, you have no emotions and she's weak." They both nodded and smiled.

"Wow your good! Can you help us??!"

"Ohh..look at the time! Seven o'clock, our time is up. It was nice talking to you people but you really have to go and now!"

Suddenly, a whirl of commotion was heard from outside the office. The doctor yelled out "Mandy is everything alright?" She didn't answer, but the arguing continued.

" I demand to see the doctor now!!"

"I'm sorry kid, but the doctor is out for the day."

" I don't care !! I have a problem and it needs to be solved."

The others in the room looked at each in confusion and began to listen to the two argue outside.

"Look, the doctor is schedule for Higurashi and Kamiya for today. Please make an appointment for some other time."

"Kamiya! I know them! Let me through!." The young kid pushed his way through Mandy and walked up to the doctor.

"You!! Doctor Li! I have a problem!! And you better answer it."

Kenshin and the others stood over, wide eyed at the kid "Soujiro??Here?"

Kaoru and Kenshin looked at each other and blinked as they spoke as one " Umm..how did you get here Soujiro?"



"None of your concern! I came here to talk to the doctor , and you guys can't stop me!!"

"Umm..ok? Whatever..."

The doctor swiped her hand down her face and tried to smile. "Ok you little -......I mean kid, what can I do for you?"

" My name is Seta Soujiro and I am a member of the Juppon Gatana. The sword I carry is a Katana and I fight for a man name Shishio. I also like small short walks under cherry blossoms and..."

"Look kid! I'm on a time block and I got stuff to do so, hurry up !!"

"Fine you wench ! I work for this guy who - ..."



"Lemme guess, he bitches a lot...right?"

"Yeah...How did you know?"

"I'm psychic, but go on."

"Right, whatever. Anyways, everything is 'Soujiro, come do this for me. Soujiro, go kill those people I was too much of a pussy to do myself. Soujiro help me with this."

"Why does he make you do all of this?"

"Because he's disabled. Stupid man burnt himself while fighting now I do his work. I'm not his bitch!"

Kenshin smirked as he grubbed down on some free candy " Yes you are. The man pretty much owns you."

"Stop it !! I don't have a choice! He'll cut me if I don't listen to him. I even had to sneak out to get here today."

"What about Yumi? Isn't that his latest slut?" Kenshin questioned.

"That whore?..Psh, she uses him all the time!"

"She can use me !" Miroku cried out as the others ignored him for the 50th time that day.

" The worse thing is that he makes me changes his bandages every two weeks."

"Awww, that's so sick." Sango yelled out

" A little kid touching an older man? Sounds like another Michael Jackson story to me!" The doctor laughed out. As the other looked at her strangely. "Umm.... never mind. I found it funny!.."

They all shook their heads and started to argue among each other. Doctor Li looked at her watch and smiled

"Whoops! Sorry people, my time is up. Mandy has your bill outside!." The doctor ran out the room as others continued to ague within the place. The doctor walked to her car and opened the door."Finally, peace!!"

Mandy came running behind her with three letters.

"Doctor! These came for you in the mail !." The doctor opened the letters in her car all at once and read them out loud. "What's this Mandy?"

" Mail from people who needs your help."

"Great..just great." She began to read the letters as her car started up. 'Dear Doctor Li, my name is Sara and my brother is in love with me?'..What the hell? 'Dear Doctor Li, My name is Serena and my daughter from the future keeps bothering me?' Weird.. 'Dear Doctor Li, Hiei is my name, and my third is becoming a pain. Should I get Cosmetic surgery?' Ok Mandy...I give up. I quit!!." She threw the papers in the air and drove off leaving her secretary by herself.

"Hmm..I guess therapy really isn't for isn't for everyone ." She shrugged and walked back inside.

{The end}