"Something seems to have you bouncy today, doctor."
" Why of course! It's a brand new day!"
"And Inuyasha comes by for today's meeting" Mandy slanted her eyes while looking towards the doctor.
"Shhhhh...! So what, it's the main objective. That doesn't mean you run your big ass mouth !! Just send the guest to room 297." Li walked off, clenching her fist in a mad like way towards 297.
"Look, master. Why are we here? I'm sure there are better things to do, M'lord."
"Be quiet , Jaken! I hear they had fun at these things. That day that I got lost, I heard Kagome talking about how much fun it was!" Rin exclaimed.
"Then why does Inuyasha have to come?"
"Because, I'm the only one that knows the way, stupid ass."
"Funny, you never do stuff like this. Has the great Inuyasha become soft? Hmm..?"
" Don't make me squash you like the green turd you are! Kagome made me come after Sesshoumaru asked her. Wait....why the hell would you ask Kagome to do this anyways?"
"That's none of your business." The proud demon exclaimed, while tilting his head up to the sky. His long flowing locks began to caress around his elvish ears and thin like arms. With a flick of his gently sculptured digits, the strands began to flow against the wind's current. ( Alright...alright...moving on.)
"Heh...so when did you actually give a man about humans? Funny how this one controls you."
"Again, none of your business."
"Lord Sesshoumaru , what's he talking about?"
"Pay no mind, Rin. Let's go."
"Oh my god! This is too funny !! The great demon listens to human child like a little bitch, and you say I'm bad? At least Kagome is pretty much fully grown, you take orders from a child. Hahahaha! They should call you 'Lord Pussyness'." Inuyasha's laughs grew louder and louder, as the 4 walked toward the office building. Although Sesshoumaru was pissed about such attacks made about him, he payed no mind. Again, Rin began to tug on his fur.
"Hey, what's a 'Pussyness' Lord Sesshoumaru?" Inuyasha cried out with laughter wanted to know what the demon would say.
He scratched the side of his face before giving an answer. " Rin, it's a great flower that blooms in all it's glory. Each time a female is born, that flower does as well."
Inuyasha slanted his eyes at the comment . "I'll tell you what it is. It's a gift."
"A gift?" Rin and Sesshoumaru asked.
" Yeah, and with it you have the power to rule the world. Men beckon at your every call and-"
"That'll be enough, Inuyasha" Sesshoumaru's eyes grew red as they walked through the office door .The gumi made their way over to the front desk, looking for the doctor. Mandy pointed them to the room 297 where Li had a station set up. The group came wandering in to find the doctor waiting on a chair for the others.
"Welcome! Welcome! Please have a seat! Let's see.., Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru. . You two seem to be fairing well as usual." The 2 brothers looked at each other before turning away once again. " And this must be Rin, such a cutie! How did you get caught up with such annoying men?"
"Well...when Lord Sesshoumaru brought me to life again, he took me with him."
Li gave a blank look towards Rin. " Yeeeeaaaah....anyways you seem to be missing a member? I don't see a 'Jay-keen'."
" I'm over here!" Cried out a little voice. Looking around for a bit, she finally found him." Yes, me! I'm Jaken, not Jaykeen"
" Oh my god!" She cried out.
"Yes, I know. You humans aren't use to seeing creatures like myself. Allow me to explain. You see, I am a-"
" IT'S KERMIT, KERMIT THE FROG!! DUDE! THIS IS SO GREAT! I LOVED YOU ON BIG BIRD'S SHOW!"
"Kermit the-" His sentence was cut short before he could finish.
"Where is Miss. Piggy?! Wait....don't tell me you're a poor version of him? Why do you have clothes on? And what's the stick for? And where's your strings? Shouldn't there be a hand in your ass if you're a puppet?"
" I'm not a fake or a puppet! I'm Jaken , you worthless human!"
"Oh....see I thought you were something important. Anyways, take a seat so we can begin." The 4 sat down in a neat circle around the doctor. "Alright, what's the problem?"
"I'll talk!" Said Rin. " I know Lord Sesshoumaru is a great person but I know he could be happier. At nights, sometimes I see him crying. He doesn't make any noise, but tears fall from his eyes. He looks so lonely sometimes, even if he doesn't talk about it to us. I just think he needs to find company. That's why I thought you could help."
"Me? What can I do?"
"Talk to him, no one else could get though to him." "Yeah, I work with demons like him everyday...psh.... What's on your mind, Sesshoumaru ?" "I have no clue what has gotten into you , Rin. Why would you think of such a thing? I'm quite alright with the way things are. And.....I don't cry in my sleep."
"But..Lord Sesshoumaru, I want to make you happy. Please give her a chance."
The young demon nodded as Inuyasha made a whip cracking noise with his mouth snickering and laughing could also be heard.
"Inuyasha hush! I'm trying to do my job here! Sesshoumaru if you did want company, what would she be like?"
"Honestly, I would never think of such a thing. For anyone to walk among me, she would have to have powers that only the Shikon could emit, hair long as a stream of locks, and the strength of two demons combined."
"Umm...yeah, whatever. Try something realistic. Woman aren't built to be as strong as demons. Well....unless they're a demon themself."
"I would never bother myself with a human."
"C'mon. Human women are very interesting."
"I have no time or desire to listen to this foolishness." The demon said while standing up. Slowly, Rin's tiny hands curled around his clothing.
"Please....." she begged in her tiny voice, allowing a tear to fall from her left eye. He sighed softly and sat back down.
" Oki!" Li called out. " Now do you even want company, honestly?"
"I wouldn't pay any mind to her, however, it wouldn't trouble me in the same sense."
"Hn.....do you even know how to attract the other gender?"
"Usually, most meeting happen when a woman is chased or threaten."
"Threaten a woman for attention?! What kinda idiot would do that? What a stupid idea."
Inuyasha turned his head away, sulking and blushing at the same time."D-don't look at me....Psh....stupid doctor."
"Here, let's try this. Pretend I'm an attractive demon or human you would like to approach. How would you do it?"
He stood up from his seat to approach the doctor. Looking at her with his narrow sharp orbs, he said.... "You are the one I've chosen to be my mate. Come with me, we shall leave now."
The doctor slapped him in the face with her notebook. "Don't be too brash and high strong! You should be a little more charming! Sweep her off her feet, treat her sweetly. Think of a Haiku, Sweetly flowing."
"I don't write nor read any types of a Haiku." He began to rub his cheek from the hit.
"Ugh...this will take some time. Until then, watch other men to get an idea on what to do." She handed him a pen and notebook. "Here, write and record things you see other couples do. Our time is up for today. However, I will need to see you for some check ups. You guys have a great day and thank Kagome. She payed for today's session, along with the government. She told me to tell you guys that you really needed some together time and this was her little present to you guys."
"Oh....how nice of her to do that....pffft! She better pay! Dragging me all the way out here to help Mr. Fluffy find true love." He began to eye his forehead. " And what the hell is that moon on your head for? Hanging out with those damn sailor scouts again? Ugh...all this love is pissing me off! I say he dates the little brat! Then again, green shortie here will get mad, aren't you like his bitch or something? I swear every main character has to have one. This is so stupid, I'm going home. Lets go.."Sesshoumaru nodded slightly in reply to the 'going home' concept. They all walked out the room talking and nodding.
" Oh right. Talking about 'stupid', it was also very stupid of you to sneak Kenshin into my room a week ago. Well as they say ' an eye for an eye and a nose for a nose'. Since you can't handle yours, I'll cut it off!" Li ran after him with a knife.
"Ahhh!! W-we can talk about this!"
"No..! I'm done talking. Time to cut!" She went running after him down the hall.
" Oh? He's not here? Poo, thought I could find him around this place. Someone talked about the well and.....oh well. Thanks for the help anyways! Ja !"Souji Okita waved to Mandy while holding Saizo in hand "Come on Saizo let's look for Saitou somewhere else." He went off humming.
"Come back! You son of a bitch!"
"Huh?! My mother wasn't even a dog. It was my father! Ahhhhh!" He kept running.
"I don't mean literally, you Jackass."
" But I'm not even a donkey!" "Ughhh! You're such a dork!"
"But..I'm not even a-"
"Don't you even say it!" they bolted off again . Suddenly, a 'BOOM' could be heard as Li slammed into Okita, causing them to both fall to the ground. "I-I'm so sorry!" Saizo went flying threw the air as they fell. "There ...gotcha!" she raised her arms to catch the pig. "There you go.....wait a second!!" She raised and examined it again. " You're...you're..you're ..MISS PIGGY! I just saw Kermit! This is too awesome!" The annoyed pig made a loud noise as he started to chase her. "Waaahhh! I was kidding!"
"Oh no!! Come back, Saizo." Okita darted after him as Inuyasha kept running in the opposite direction. (What an idiot.)
"You better stop your pig, miss. Before I kick it like a football!"
"I'm a guy!"
" No you're not. You look like a girl."
"I have guy parts and functions. I'm a guy!" He started to pant from running.
"If you want to keep them, you better stop this hog!!! Ahhhhh!!!"
To be continued
Next time- Miroku and Sesshoumaru exchange woman ideas as the others learn to play football. Kaoru, Okita, Kenshin, Sango, Miroku, Sesshoumaru, and Jakenare back along with two new guest- Kikyou and Naraku. Who will win? You know trouble will happen. 2 girly men, 2 tomboys, an evil demon, some dead chick, the silent cute guy, and poor doctor Li. Big surprises and laughs to come!