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Hey, Merry Christmas Fanfiction.net!! Do you all know I JUST realized that I never put chapter 7 up on fanfiction.net but on mediaminer.org only!?!?!? I'm SOOOOOOOO SORRY!!! You know the Christmas pressure was getting to me, I hope you all can forgive me! As always, enjoy!
Look Who's Here(Yawn) - Shopping Time
"Is she home?" the man asked over the phone. "Yeah, she's there. I bet she can't wait to see you!" the younger man said. "Ok then, I'm going to go over and surprise her!" "Well, have a good time, Yamcha. Cya!" "Cya Goku!" Yamcha hung up the phone.
"Puar, Oolong, I'm going to Capsule Corps. See ya later!" Yamcha yelled up stairs. "Ok, see ya!" Puar yelled back. Yamcha walked out and looked around. 'Man, I sure did miss Earth' He noticed the crystal clear water, the bright, healthy trees, the beautiful oranges and pinks and purples of the sky while the sun set. It was a perfect day to have a reunion.
He had a different look. He cut his long hair. He wasn't wearing is orange gi anymore, instead he was wearing some pants, jacket and shirt with some sneakers. It wasn't too cold yet even though it was near Christmas but it was still about a month before Christmas, none the less. He looked very different, yet the same. Looking in the direction of Capsule Corps. he said "Here I come Bulma!" Yamcha flew off into the distance.
Meanwhile, at the mall. Pan looked up at the huge building the she and Mrs. Briefs we're approaching. They had just parked in front of the mall. Mrs. Briefs was walking across the street to get to the door. The mall's outside was shining bright with lights of all different colors. They kept the lights on all the time on the mall so they wouldn't have to worry about turning them on and off.
There were about 5 people outside of the main entrance in half Santa Claus outfits gathering money for the homeless. The mall had a big banner the said 'Merry Christmas' right across it. It looked perfect for the Christmas holiday.
" Da ba?" Pan pointed to the mall. "That's the mall, Panny. That's a place where you shop. It's big, isn't it?" Mrs. Briefs walked up to one of the Santa Claus. "Why hello young man," she said. She could tell he was at least 19 or 20.
"Hello Ma'am. Would you like to donate to the homeless?" "Why, of course! Let me get my money from my purse. Would you hold her?" "Sure ma'am," he took Pan. "Hi little girl, you're cute," Pan blushed and lowered her head, "Ga ba da," she said(whatever she said just said!) shyly.
"Isn't that cute?!" Mrs. Briefs awed. She reached in her purse and pulled out $1000 dollars. "Here you go young man, have a good Christmas," she took Pan and was about to leave but the man stopped her. "M-Ma'am, you gave me a thousand dollars," he said low.
"I know. Don't worry about it, I'm rich," she walked in the mall. The man watched her go in shock. "Ooooooooooo!" Pan looked at the HUGE tree sitting in the middle of the WHOLE mall. The tree was a little less than 6 stories, which is the number of stories in the mall.
"My, they did a wonderful job putting that Christmas tree up!" Bunny complimented. "Look Pan, there's Santa Claus sitting by the tree!" Bunny pointed out. "Sanwta?" "Yeah, he bring good little children gifts late at night on Christmas Eve," "Chwistmase?" "Oh my, there's so much you don't know. Where do I start? Let's go get something to eat while I tell you about Santa Claus," Bunny began telling the story of good ol' Saint Nicolas.
Meanwhile, at Capsule Corps. "Phew! I've been working in here a for a while! Maybe I should take a break to take a bath and see what's on TV," Bulma wiped the sweat off her forehead and walked out the lab, shutting the door behind her.
She walked up to her room and closed the door. Walking into the bathroom, she turned on the hot water. She poured peach-smelling soap into the water. When he tub was full, she turned the water off. After peeling her dirty clothes off, she stepped into the hot bath.
'Hmmmm. This feels nice. It's been a while since I had a nice, warm bath in my own house,' She thought. 'It's almost Christmas time. I'm going to have to make a list of people whom I'm giving a present to. Now there's my parents, Goku and Chi Chi and Gohan, Krillin, Tien, Choitzu, Yamcha.I wonder if they wished him back yet..'
'Well, anyway, Puar, Oolong I guess, Master Roshi I guess, Pan, she's so cute! Vegeta? Hmmmm.. I let him live here, isn't that good enough?! Well...he's never had a Christmas before so I GUESS it would be nice if I at least got him something THIS Christmas! The Grinch! Shouldn't get him anything!'
'..Well, he does deserve SOMETHING for taking care of a child he didn't even have to have anything to do with though..I guess there is a heart somewhere in his short body.' Bulma giggled at her last thought. Then she realized what 5 minutes of her thoughts were about.
'My Kami! I'm sitting here thinking about that murderer! So what if he's.a little handsome, BUT ONLY A LITTLE! Yeah.I can't stand him otherwise! I don't know why my mother, Goku, OR Pan likes him so much! I can't believe Goku! Sucking up to Vegeta just so he'd TALK to him!' 'Goku can be so pitiful sometimes!'
Meanwhile, in the air. "I bet she'll be real surprised to see me!" Yamcha sped up. "I wonder if she's changed her hair do again!" Yamcha laughed. 'Bulma's hair changes more times in a month than the temperature!' he thought.
"I bet she'll ask me crazy questions like 'What did heaven look like?' and 'Is King Kai ugly?' and 'What does it feel like to be dead?' She cracks me up!" Yamcha couldn't wait to see her again. After all they had been through the past months, it feels good to know you have a girl or boyfriend to be with.
"I wonder what I should get her for Christmas. It's not like she doesn't have everything already! Maybe I'll build her her own beauty salon, she'd like that! I'll just invite Goku to a buffet, he'll think it's the best Christmas present ever!"
"I'm glad those other saiyans are gone, especially Vegeta! The short prick!" Capsule Corps. was coming into view. "Ok Yamcha, don't make a fool of yourself now," he said to himself. "What if I trip or something?" he happened to pass by a little pond where he saw his reflection. "Well, at least I know I'm looking good."
Meanwhile, in the Bath and Body Works Shop. "Hmmmm! Blueberry, Bulma's favorite!" Bunny was looking at some shampoo. "Now if I can find some matching bath wash and a one of those squeegee things you use to bathe with(I do NOT know what that thing is called!) and a finger nail cleaner(OR that!), I could get her that for Christmas! She'll love it!" Bunny giggled.
"I want pwesent!" Pan frowned. "Oh honey, you're going to get a present! Don't you worry sweetheart, nobody forgot you," she kissed her. Pan smiled in satisfaction. "I want tuw gewet Miss Bulma a pwesent," "Awe, that's so sweet! Well, how about we say that this one is from you and me, hmm?"
"Owkay!" "Good, now let's pay for this. She walked up to the cash register. "Merry Christmas ma'am," the man greeted, taking her items to scan them. "Why, Merry Christmas to you too sir! Such a gentleman," "Thank you ma'am. That'll be 21.64."
"Ok then," she reached in her purse and pulled out a twenty and a five. "Here you go," he did all that cash register stuff and gave her back her change. "Bye!" "Bye ma'am," she walked out. "Okay, now since we're so close to the toy store, let's go get your things from there before we go on,"
"You down't have to get me anything, what if you run out ov that gween stuff?" Pan looked so innocent. "Oh, you sweet child! I want to get you something, you need something to play with. So modest! Besides, we won't run out of money, I promise. Now come on, let's go get you some toys," they walked into the toy store across the from the Body Works.
Meanwhile, at Capsule Corps. 'Ugh! That weakling is here!' Vegeta flipped the channels on the TV in the living room. (Ding!) "Coming!!!" Bulma ran down the steps. Vegeta sniffed the air.
'Hmmm, peach. The woman must have taken a bath.' Bulma opened the door. "Yamcha!!" She gave him a BIG hug! "Hey babe!" "Oh I missed you!" "I missed you too," they began to have their little kissing fits with each other and everything.
'Downright sickening! These humans are so emotional! Vegeta turned the TV up louder the block out unwanted noises. "Hey, who's in the living room?" Yamcha walked in to see Vegeta, of all people, sitting there watching TV.
"And hell walks in," Vegeta muttered. "Vegeta?!?!?" Yamcha's eyes widened. Vegeta turned around and smirked at Yamcha. "Who did you expect? Her mother?" he turned back to the TV. "What is he doing here?!?!" Yamcha asked Bulma.
"He's living here," Bulma shrugged. "What?! Why?!?" "Goku and Gohan and Krillin wanted him to stay and Chi Chi already has two saiyans to feed and he could NEVER live with Master Roshi, so I invited him here. I couldn't just leave him out on the street!"
"Yes you could have!" Vegeta turned around and glared at the weaker warrior. "Don't start pissing off at the woman just because she knows how to respect a Prince.to a point," "What do you mean by that?!? I respect you, you just don't respect me!!"
"Do you call yelling at your house guest 'respect'?!" "You yell at me first!!!!" "No I don't! It makes no difference anyway!" They started growling at each other. "See, this is a good time to kick him out!" Yamcha crossed his arms.
Vegeta turned his attention to Yamcha. "Do you want to die AGAIN, weakling?!?" "You can't kill me!" "My ass!! That saibaman was a fraction of my strength and it still kicked you're ass into next week!" "He just got lucky!" "Hmpf! He must have been on who hell of a luck streak!" Vegeta laughed.
"Shut up!" "Make me, human, and I assure you, I will!" Vegeta knew Yamcha couldn't beat him if his life depended on it, which it did the last time he died! "I can't believe you let that monkey stay here!" "Hey, watch your mouth!" Vegeta stood up.
"Make me, saiyan, and I assure you, I will!" Yamcha mocked. "You're asking for it, punk!" "Hey hey hey! You two shut up!" Bulma jumped in. "Now Vegeta, sit you're ass back down and watch TV! Yamcha, you're coming into the kitchen with me!"
"B*tch! I'll do what I want!" Vegeta crossed his arms. "Fine! Do whatever, just stay out of my way! And don't call me a b*tch you son of a b*tch!" Bulma jerked Yamcha into the kitchen.
Meanwhile, in the toy store. "That!" Pan pointed anxiously at a huge box of huge legos. You know, the ones for little babies. "Ok! Let's get a few buckets," Bunny put four buckets of them in their 3rd basket. Bunny had Pan buying up the whole store!
She had a least one of anything constructive in the store; she liked to build and put things together like puzzles. "Ooooo, look Pan, you can get a teddy bear and have them put a name on the collar and a little note on the foot!" Bunny read the sign past the lady at the desk.
"Hi ma'am. Would you like a bear?" "Well, Pan?" "I want one fow Uncle Vegetawe," Pan smiled. She was so adorable. "Awe, isn't that sweet?" the woman at the desk said. She thought Pan was older than she actually was so she didn't see anything strange about her talking. "Yeah, she's such a little angel!" Bunny pinched her cheek.
"Now, what color do you want, sweetheart?" The woman asked. "Bwack, like his haiw and eyes," Pan said, sweetly. "What size?" Pan gave her a questioning look. "Just get her a small one," Bunny answered for her. "What do you want the name to be?" "Pwince Vegeta," "Prince, eh? That's a nice title," she wrote it down on a little form.
"How about the inscription?" the woman asked amusingly, wanting to see Pan's reaction to a word she THOUGHT Pan didn't know. "The inscwiption should say 'To my favoritest (I know that's not a word!) Uncle Vegetawe. I wove you!'" Pan was really excited about the pwese- I mean present she was getting for him.
First the woman was surprised that she even knew what the word meant, then she realized Pan said a word that didn't even exist. "Favoritest isn't a word, honey," the woman said. Pan frowned. "Why not?!" "Because it isn't," "Well put iwt anywaye!" "Okay, okay. My, a feisty one you've got there!" the woman laughed. Bunny laughed with her. "Yeah, I know!"
Meanwhile, at the devil's advoca- I mean Capsule Corps. "I still can't believe you invited him to stay here!" Yamcha was very frustrated. He never did like Vegeta for many reasons but NOW Vegeta was going to be near HIS woman EVERY day!
"Oh get over it! He's here and he's staying, that's that!" "But-" "Yamcha, I don't want to hear another word about it!" "Bulma, come on! He killed me!" "His 'saibaman' did!" she corrected him. "What, now you're sticking up for him?!"
"No, I'm just tired of you whining about him staying here!" Bulma sat down at the table with Yamcha, with her bottle of water. "Fine!" Yamcha gave up. "Oh come on, he's not THAT bad!" "He sure was a minute ago!" "No he wasn't, he just needed to learn some manners!"
"I can't believe this!" Yamcha mumbled. "Look, I've still got some more work to finish up so why don't you come back tomorrow and we can talk about this 'rationally'?" Bulma suggested, wanting to get him out. "Fine, but we're talking about this definitely!" Yamcha stood up.
"Bye," he slammed the door behind him. Bulma stood up in aggravation. "Ugh! He's such an idiot!" Bulma yelled, stomping back into the living room. "I could have told you that," Vegeta smirked AGAIN! "Shut up!" Bulma stomped to her room.
Meanwhile, Pan and Bunny's shopping spree was coming to an end. "ga ba da," Pan held her Uncle Vegeta's teddy bear tight with one arm while keeping a good grip around Bunny's neck with the other. "Well, it's getting late, Panny, we have to go," Bunny put up her capsules with her things in them.
"Noooooo!" Pan pouted. "Sweetheart, it's nearly 8:00. We have to go home, honey. Besides, it's past your bedtime," Bunny reminded her. "No faiwe!" "Oh now, we can always come back another day, ok?" Bunny didn't like to see her mad or upset.
"Owkay," Pan sighed. "Good! Now let's go home so you can kiss you're Uncle Veggie-chan goodnight before you go to sleep!" Bunny headed for the main entrance.
15 minutes later..
"Now we'll just put this bear in my room where he won't find it, ok?" Bunny whispered. "Owkay," Bunny put it in the top of the closet. "Now let's go find Bulma and Vegeta," they walked downstairs and went into the lab, where they heard some talking.
"We're back!" Bunny announced. "Hi mom, have a good time shopping?" "As a matter-of-fact, I did! How was your evening?" Vegeta and Bulma frowned. "Well, Yamcha stopped by," Bulma snorted. "Oh, he's back! Isn't that nice?"
"No!" Vegeta hmpfed. "Oh shut up!" "Now now, kids, don't fight. Are you hungry, Vegeta?" she hit the nail right on the head. "Yes, but that woman won't get her lazy-" "You can cook!" "But I'm a Prince! Besides, I don't feel like figuring out that dumb stove!"
"Now, Vegeta. Calm down, I'll fix you something. Come on," Bunny took his hand and lead him upstairs. "Have a good time with my mother Vegeta," Bulma joked for her own amusement. Vegeta growled. Bunny winked at Bulma.
"Uncle Vegetaw!" Pan climbed onto him. "I miwsed yow," she said with such sweetness in her voice. "That's nice," he said, acting like he was bored when he actually felt touched. We all know Vegeta! He sat down at the table. Bunny started looking in the refrigerator.
"Vegeta, it's past Pan's bed time, you know. Maybe you should put her on to bed while I fix you something up. "Hmpf. Fine," Vegeta got back up. "But I'm nowt sweepy, Uncle Vegetaw!" Pan whined before giving out a big yawn. "Seew?" she said.
"Don't give me that bull," Vegeta said, walking up the steps. "But Uncle Vegetaw!" "No buts! You're going to bed," "Awe!" he opened the door to their room and sat her down in her crib. "Now lay down and go to sleep," he ordered.
"But." Pan stopped. "But what?" "I'm scared," Pan lowered her head. Vegeta saw this. 'What is she scared of?' Vegeta got a stool from the corner and sat down by the bed. "Of what?" he asked in a soft voice. ".I dow't want to bew in hewe awone, I'm nowt used towe thisse woom,"
Vegeta put his finger under her chin and lifted her head up until she was at eye-level with him. "Look, I know you're scared now but you'll get used to it. Besides, I'm downstairs and, trust me, I'll hear your loud mouth if you scream," Vegeta smirked.
Pan smiled. "Owkay. So if somebowdy bweaks in, you'll beat 'em up?" "Yes, nobody messes with my brat," he gave her a kiss on the head. "Owkay!" she kissed him back and laid down. "Night Uncle Vegetaw!" "Stop calling me that, I don't like it," Vegeta said unconvincingly walking out the door.
I'd like you all to know something. I meant for it to be near mother's day in this fic but I was thinking about what I wanted for Christmas while I wrote this so I, unconsciously wrote about Christmas trees and Santa Claus! Anywayz, I hope ya'll enjoyed the chapter. Next chapter, we have a visit from an old friend and two new ones! Peace out!
Hey, Merry Christmas Fanfiction.net!! Do you all know I JUST realized that I never put chapter 7 up on fanfiction.net but on mediaminer.org only!?!?!? I'm SOOOOOOOO SORRY!!! You know the Christmas pressure was getting to me, I hope you all can forgive me! As always, enjoy!
Look Who's Here(Yawn) - Shopping Time
"Is she home?" the man asked over the phone. "Yeah, she's there. I bet she can't wait to see you!" the younger man said. "Ok then, I'm going to go over and surprise her!" "Well, have a good time, Yamcha. Cya!" "Cya Goku!" Yamcha hung up the phone.
"Puar, Oolong, I'm going to Capsule Corps. See ya later!" Yamcha yelled up stairs. "Ok, see ya!" Puar yelled back. Yamcha walked out and looked around. 'Man, I sure did miss Earth' He noticed the crystal clear water, the bright, healthy trees, the beautiful oranges and pinks and purples of the sky while the sun set. It was a perfect day to have a reunion.
He had a different look. He cut his long hair. He wasn't wearing is orange gi anymore, instead he was wearing some pants, jacket and shirt with some sneakers. It wasn't too cold yet even though it was near Christmas but it was still about a month before Christmas, none the less. He looked very different, yet the same. Looking in the direction of Capsule Corps. he said "Here I come Bulma!" Yamcha flew off into the distance.
Meanwhile, at the mall. Pan looked up at the huge building the she and Mrs. Briefs we're approaching. They had just parked in front of the mall. Mrs. Briefs was walking across the street to get to the door. The mall's outside was shining bright with lights of all different colors. They kept the lights on all the time on the mall so they wouldn't have to worry about turning them on and off.
There were about 5 people outside of the main entrance in half Santa Claus outfits gathering money for the homeless. The mall had a big banner the said 'Merry Christmas' right across it. It looked perfect for the Christmas holiday.
" Da ba?" Pan pointed to the mall. "That's the mall, Panny. That's a place where you shop. It's big, isn't it?" Mrs. Briefs walked up to one of the Santa Claus. "Why hello young man," she said. She could tell he was at least 19 or 20.
"Hello Ma'am. Would you like to donate to the homeless?" "Why, of course! Let me get my money from my purse. Would you hold her?" "Sure ma'am," he took Pan. "Hi little girl, you're cute," Pan blushed and lowered her head, "Ga ba da," she said(whatever she said just said!) shyly.
"Isn't that cute?!" Mrs. Briefs awed. She reached in her purse and pulled out $1000 dollars. "Here you go young man, have a good Christmas," she took Pan and was about to leave but the man stopped her. "M-Ma'am, you gave me a thousand dollars," he said low.
"I know. Don't worry about it, I'm rich," she walked in the mall. The man watched her go in shock. "Ooooooooooo!" Pan looked at the HUGE tree sitting in the middle of the WHOLE mall. The tree was a little less than 6 stories, which is the number of stories in the mall.
"My, they did a wonderful job putting that Christmas tree up!" Bunny complimented. "Look Pan, there's Santa Claus sitting by the tree!" Bunny pointed out. "Sanwta?" "Yeah, he bring good little children gifts late at night on Christmas Eve," "Chwistmase?" "Oh my, there's so much you don't know. Where do I start? Let's go get something to eat while I tell you about Santa Claus," Bunny began telling the story of good ol' Saint Nicolas.
Meanwhile, at Capsule Corps. "Phew! I've been working in here a for a while! Maybe I should take a break to take a bath and see what's on TV," Bulma wiped the sweat off her forehead and walked out the lab, shutting the door behind her.
She walked up to her room and closed the door. Walking into the bathroom, she turned on the hot water. She poured peach-smelling soap into the water. When he tub was full, she turned the water off. After peeling her dirty clothes off, she stepped into the hot bath.
'Hmmmm. This feels nice. It's been a while since I had a nice, warm bath in my own house,' She thought. 'It's almost Christmas time. I'm going to have to make a list of people whom I'm giving a present to. Now there's my parents, Goku and Chi Chi and Gohan, Krillin, Tien, Choitzu, Yamcha.I wonder if they wished him back yet..'
'Well, anyway, Puar, Oolong I guess, Master Roshi I guess, Pan, she's so cute! Vegeta? Hmmmm.. I let him live here, isn't that good enough?! Well...he's never had a Christmas before so I GUESS it would be nice if I at least got him something THIS Christmas! The Grinch! Shouldn't get him anything!'
'..Well, he does deserve SOMETHING for taking care of a child he didn't even have to have anything to do with though..I guess there is a heart somewhere in his short body.' Bulma giggled at her last thought. Then she realized what 5 minutes of her thoughts were about.
'My Kami! I'm sitting here thinking about that murderer! So what if he's.a little handsome, BUT ONLY A LITTLE! Yeah.I can't stand him otherwise! I don't know why my mother, Goku, OR Pan likes him so much! I can't believe Goku! Sucking up to Vegeta just so he'd TALK to him!' 'Goku can be so pitiful sometimes!'
Meanwhile, in the air. "I bet she'll be real surprised to see me!" Yamcha sped up. "I wonder if she's changed her hair do again!" Yamcha laughed. 'Bulma's hair changes more times in a month than the temperature!' he thought.
"I bet she'll ask me crazy questions like 'What did heaven look like?' and 'Is King Kai ugly?' and 'What does it feel like to be dead?' She cracks me up!" Yamcha couldn't wait to see her again. After all they had been through the past months, it feels good to know you have a girl or boyfriend to be with.
"I wonder what I should get her for Christmas. It's not like she doesn't have everything already! Maybe I'll build her her own beauty salon, she'd like that! I'll just invite Goku to a buffet, he'll think it's the best Christmas present ever!"
"I'm glad those other saiyans are gone, especially Vegeta! The short prick!" Capsule Corps. was coming into view. "Ok Yamcha, don't make a fool of yourself now," he said to himself. "What if I trip or something?" he happened to pass by a little pond where he saw his reflection. "Well, at least I know I'm looking good."
Meanwhile, in the Bath and Body Works Shop. "Hmmmm! Blueberry, Bulma's favorite!" Bunny was looking at some shampoo. "Now if I can find some matching bath wash and a one of those squeegee things you use to bathe with(I do NOT know what that thing is called!) and a finger nail cleaner(OR that!), I could get her that for Christmas! She'll love it!" Bunny giggled.
"I want pwesent!" Pan frowned. "Oh honey, you're going to get a present! Don't you worry sweetheart, nobody forgot you," she kissed her. Pan smiled in satisfaction. "I want tuw gewet Miss Bulma a pwesent," "Awe, that's so sweet! Well, how about we say that this one is from you and me, hmm?"
"Owkay!" "Good, now let's pay for this. She walked up to the cash register. "Merry Christmas ma'am," the man greeted, taking her items to scan them. "Why, Merry Christmas to you too sir! Such a gentleman," "Thank you ma'am. That'll be 21.64."
"Ok then," she reached in her purse and pulled out a twenty and a five. "Here you go," he did all that cash register stuff and gave her back her change. "Bye!" "Bye ma'am," she walked out. "Okay, now since we're so close to the toy store, let's go get your things from there before we go on,"
"You down't have to get me anything, what if you run out ov that gween stuff?" Pan looked so innocent. "Oh, you sweet child! I want to get you something, you need something to play with. So modest! Besides, we won't run out of money, I promise. Now come on, let's go get you some toys," they walked into the toy store across the from the Body Works.
Meanwhile, at Capsule Corps. 'Ugh! That weakling is here!' Vegeta flipped the channels on the TV in the living room. (Ding!) "Coming!!!" Bulma ran down the steps. Vegeta sniffed the air.
'Hmmm, peach. The woman must have taken a bath.' Bulma opened the door. "Yamcha!!" She gave him a BIG hug! "Hey babe!" "Oh I missed you!" "I missed you too," they began to have their little kissing fits with each other and everything.
'Downright sickening! These humans are so emotional! Vegeta turned the TV up louder the block out unwanted noises. "Hey, who's in the living room?" Yamcha walked in to see Vegeta, of all people, sitting there watching TV.
"And hell walks in," Vegeta muttered. "Vegeta?!?!?" Yamcha's eyes widened. Vegeta turned around and smirked at Yamcha. "Who did you expect? Her mother?" he turned back to the TV. "What is he doing here?!?!" Yamcha asked Bulma.
"He's living here," Bulma shrugged. "What?! Why?!?" "Goku and Gohan and Krillin wanted him to stay and Chi Chi already has two saiyans to feed and he could NEVER live with Master Roshi, so I invited him here. I couldn't just leave him out on the street!"
"Yes you could have!" Vegeta turned around and glared at the weaker warrior. "Don't start pissing off at the woman just because she knows how to respect a Prince.to a point," "What do you mean by that?!? I respect you, you just don't respect me!!"
"Do you call yelling at your house guest 'respect'?!" "You yell at me first!!!!" "No I don't! It makes no difference anyway!" They started growling at each other. "See, this is a good time to kick him out!" Yamcha crossed his arms.
Vegeta turned his attention to Yamcha. "Do you want to die AGAIN, weakling?!?" "You can't kill me!" "My ass!! That saibaman was a fraction of my strength and it still kicked you're ass into next week!" "He just got lucky!" "Hmpf! He must have been on who hell of a luck streak!" Vegeta laughed.
"Shut up!" "Make me, human, and I assure you, I will!" Vegeta knew Yamcha couldn't beat him if his life depended on it, which it did the last time he died! "I can't believe you let that monkey stay here!" "Hey, watch your mouth!" Vegeta stood up.
"Make me, saiyan, and I assure you, I will!" Yamcha mocked. "You're asking for it, punk!" "Hey hey hey! You two shut up!" Bulma jumped in. "Now Vegeta, sit you're ass back down and watch TV! Yamcha, you're coming into the kitchen with me!"
"B*tch! I'll do what I want!" Vegeta crossed his arms. "Fine! Do whatever, just stay out of my way! And don't call me a b*tch you son of a b*tch!" Bulma jerked Yamcha into the kitchen.
Meanwhile, in the toy store. "That!" Pan pointed anxiously at a huge box of huge legos. You know, the ones for little babies. "Ok! Let's get a few buckets," Bunny put four buckets of them in their 3rd basket. Bunny had Pan buying up the whole store!
She had a least one of anything constructive in the store; she liked to build and put things together like puzzles. "Ooooo, look Pan, you can get a teddy bear and have them put a name on the collar and a little note on the foot!" Bunny read the sign past the lady at the desk.
"Hi ma'am. Would you like a bear?" "Well, Pan?" "I want one fow Uncle Vegetawe," Pan smiled. She was so adorable. "Awe, isn't that sweet?" the woman at the desk said. She thought Pan was older than she actually was so she didn't see anything strange about her talking. "Yeah, she's such a little angel!" Bunny pinched her cheek.
"Now, what color do you want, sweetheart?" The woman asked. "Bwack, like his haiw and eyes," Pan said, sweetly. "What size?" Pan gave her a questioning look. "Just get her a small one," Bunny answered for her. "What do you want the name to be?" "Pwince Vegeta," "Prince, eh? That's a nice title," she wrote it down on a little form.
"How about the inscription?" the woman asked amusingly, wanting to see Pan's reaction to a word she THOUGHT Pan didn't know. "The inscwiption should say 'To my favoritest (I know that's not a word!) Uncle Vegetawe. I wove you!'" Pan was really excited about the pwese- I mean present she was getting for him.
First the woman was surprised that she even knew what the word meant, then she realized Pan said a word that didn't even exist. "Favoritest isn't a word, honey," the woman said. Pan frowned. "Why not?!" "Because it isn't," "Well put iwt anywaye!" "Okay, okay. My, a feisty one you've got there!" the woman laughed. Bunny laughed with her. "Yeah, I know!"
Meanwhile, at the devil's advoca- I mean Capsule Corps. "I still can't believe you invited him to stay here!" Yamcha was very frustrated. He never did like Vegeta for many reasons but NOW Vegeta was going to be near HIS woman EVERY day!
"Oh get over it! He's here and he's staying, that's that!" "But-" "Yamcha, I don't want to hear another word about it!" "Bulma, come on! He killed me!" "His 'saibaman' did!" she corrected him. "What, now you're sticking up for him?!"
"No, I'm just tired of you whining about him staying here!" Bulma sat down at the table with Yamcha, with her bottle of water. "Fine!" Yamcha gave up. "Oh come on, he's not THAT bad!" "He sure was a minute ago!" "No he wasn't, he just needed to learn some manners!"
"I can't believe this!" Yamcha mumbled. "Look, I've still got some more work to finish up so why don't you come back tomorrow and we can talk about this 'rationally'?" Bulma suggested, wanting to get him out. "Fine, but we're talking about this definitely!" Yamcha stood up.
"Bye," he slammed the door behind him. Bulma stood up in aggravation. "Ugh! He's such an idiot!" Bulma yelled, stomping back into the living room. "I could have told you that," Vegeta smirked AGAIN! "Shut up!" Bulma stomped to her room.
Meanwhile, Pan and Bunny's shopping spree was coming to an end. "ga ba da," Pan held her Uncle Vegeta's teddy bear tight with one arm while keeping a good grip around Bunny's neck with the other. "Well, it's getting late, Panny, we have to go," Bunny put up her capsules with her things in them.
"Noooooo!" Pan pouted. "Sweetheart, it's nearly 8:00. We have to go home, honey. Besides, it's past your bedtime," Bunny reminded her. "No faiwe!" "Oh now, we can always come back another day, ok?" Bunny didn't like to see her mad or upset.
"Owkay," Pan sighed. "Good! Now let's go home so you can kiss you're Uncle Veggie-chan goodnight before you go to sleep!" Bunny headed for the main entrance.
15 minutes later..
"Now we'll just put this bear in my room where he won't find it, ok?" Bunny whispered. "Owkay," Bunny put it in the top of the closet. "Now let's go find Bulma and Vegeta," they walked downstairs and went into the lab, where they heard some talking.
"We're back!" Bunny announced. "Hi mom, have a good time shopping?" "As a matter-of-fact, I did! How was your evening?" Vegeta and Bulma frowned. "Well, Yamcha stopped by," Bulma snorted. "Oh, he's back! Isn't that nice?"
"No!" Vegeta hmpfed. "Oh shut up!" "Now now, kids, don't fight. Are you hungry, Vegeta?" she hit the nail right on the head. "Yes, but that woman won't get her lazy-" "You can cook!" "But I'm a Prince! Besides, I don't feel like figuring out that dumb stove!"
"Now, Vegeta. Calm down, I'll fix you something. Come on," Bunny took his hand and lead him upstairs. "Have a good time with my mother Vegeta," Bulma joked for her own amusement. Vegeta growled. Bunny winked at Bulma.
"Uncle Vegetaw!" Pan climbed onto him. "I miwsed yow," she said with such sweetness in her voice. "That's nice," he said, acting like he was bored when he actually felt touched. We all know Vegeta! He sat down at the table. Bunny started looking in the refrigerator.
"Vegeta, it's past Pan's bed time, you know. Maybe you should put her on to bed while I fix you something up. "Hmpf. Fine," Vegeta got back up. "But I'm nowt sweepy, Uncle Vegetaw!" Pan whined before giving out a big yawn. "Seew?" she said.
"Don't give me that bull," Vegeta said, walking up the steps. "But Uncle Vegetaw!" "No buts! You're going to bed," "Awe!" he opened the door to their room and sat her down in her crib. "Now lay down and go to sleep," he ordered.
"But." Pan stopped. "But what?" "I'm scared," Pan lowered her head. Vegeta saw this. 'What is she scared of?' Vegeta got a stool from the corner and sat down by the bed. "Of what?" he asked in a soft voice. ".I dow't want to bew in hewe awone, I'm nowt used towe thisse woom,"
Vegeta put his finger under her chin and lifted her head up until she was at eye-level with him. "Look, I know you're scared now but you'll get used to it. Besides, I'm downstairs and, trust me, I'll hear your loud mouth if you scream," Vegeta smirked.
Pan smiled. "Owkay. So if somebowdy bweaks in, you'll beat 'em up?" "Yes, nobody messes with my brat," he gave her a kiss on the head. "Owkay!" she kissed him back and laid down. "Night Uncle Vegetaw!" "Stop calling me that, I don't like it," Vegeta said unconvincingly walking out the door.
I'd like you all to know something. I meant for it to be near mother's day in this fic but I was thinking about what I wanted for Christmas while I wrote this so I, unconsciously wrote about Christmas trees and Santa Claus! Anywayz, I hope ya'll enjoyed the chapter. Next chapter, we have a visit from an old friend and two new ones! Peace out!