Journal excerpt from Colonel Jack O'Neill… Life is all about ass: You're either covering it, Laughing it off, Kicking it, Kissing it, Busting it, Trying to get a piece of it, Or behaving like one. o0o
I fall into all of these categories.
The last one is most of the time, as my team and General Hammond would attest.
The first is usually on missions that go south.
The second is rare, but great when it happens.
The third tends to coincide with the first when faced with a battalion of Jaffa.
The fourth...well, that's generally only when I've really stuck my foot in my mouth with
Carter or Hammond.
Or sometimes both.
Busting it?
Well, I try to bust it when cleaning off my memo covered desk, but I usually fail at that
one. Occasionally, I bust it in the gym while sparring with Teal'c.
He always wins.
I haven't tried to get a 'piece of it' in a while...but if I was going to, I definitely know
whose I'd try for! No names though…I'm not that stupid.
Which brings us again to the last.
I like this one the best. Daniel is always oh-so eager to remind me of it and I accept the
rebuke with pride.
Because it's the truth.
I've finally found a cliché I actually like.
Life is all about Ass.
And I'm living proof.
End.