Hi, kids. Bob the Cat, here, to beg a favor. You see, we're so busy
writing up the next chapter to Decline and Fall (inconspicuously pushes
cobweb- covered fanfic notebook out of sight), that we don't have time
to come up with original character cameos. After all, not EVERYBODY
that goes to Hogwarts in the mid-70s can be the parents of someone in
the mid-90s. So we would like you to send in your own original
character/self insert. Just give us a name, description, and whatever
else you find important. You can even be in love with Sirius!
...Although, knowing Pyro, I wouldn't count on your character surviving
long. Hm... that might actually make an interesting chapter. Have to
look into that. Anyway, send your character ideas to us at the e-mail
address on our bio and we will love you forever and proclaim your
greatness from the virtual fanfiction rooftops. And we will give you
full credit for your character/s at the beginning of each chapter. And
that's about all I can think of.
Reviewers Corner
Member of One- Bob: Thank you lots for the review! You certainly got the painful part right.
Pyro: Many thanks! Hope you enjoy the rest of the story!
Kaelyn- Bob: The rest of it is in our twisted little minds.
Pyro: And you know us well enough to have a general idea of the horror of what we mean when we say "twisted." The rest of you, quiver in terror at the ambiguity of that statement.
Evil Pillow - Bob: I slept on an evil pillow once. It was at Pyro's former house, too. But that's a story for another time. Much thanks for the review, and I can assure you we are trying to update quickly.
Pyro: Yeah, my mom threw that pillow away when she realized the great evilness of it...
Akalei- Bob: Don't worry, I'm sure it wasn't just you. Half of the story revolves around inside jokes, but we'll try to make things clear eventually. Thanks for your review, and I have left you a nice review for your story Behind Closed Doors, which everyone should go read because you're a very talented writer. Also because you left us a review.
Reviewers Corner
Member of One- Bob: Thank you lots for the review! You certainly got the painful part right.
Pyro: Many thanks! Hope you enjoy the rest of the story!
Kaelyn- Bob: The rest of it is in our twisted little minds.
Pyro: And you know us well enough to have a general idea of the horror of what we mean when we say "twisted." The rest of you, quiver in terror at the ambiguity of that statement.
Evil Pillow - Bob: I slept on an evil pillow once. It was at Pyro's former house, too. But that's a story for another time. Much thanks for the review, and I can assure you we are trying to update quickly.
Pyro: Yeah, my mom threw that pillow away when she realized the great evilness of it...
Akalei- Bob: Don't worry, I'm sure it wasn't just you. Half of the story revolves around inside jokes, but we'll try to make things clear eventually. Thanks for your review, and I have left you a nice review for your story Behind Closed Doors, which everyone should go read because you're a very talented writer. Also because you left us a review.