Disclaimer: I own nothing. But, we all knew that already. :)

A/N: Well, this is one way to release some stress. Lol. My grammar is really not this bad; and most spelling errors are there on purpose.

I'm thinking of a new name for the story. Do you guys like this one? Or should I change it?

Chapter dedicated to:
Aurora Delora: My first Reviewer. Cheers!
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Steph and Steve: Without Steph's ingenious plan and my ability to make up things on the spot there would be no Pumpkin Prop. lol. Yes! When your reading about it, remember that was a real conversartion I had with Steve. lol. I'm really not that werid. I was trying to annoy him, but it didn't work. :(

Chapter: Prop 551 "The Pumpkin Law!"

Harry strolled into the Great Hall. Hermione and Ron were following, bickering as usual.

"Oy," Said Harry turning around "Can you two both shut the hell up? I've had it about up to here," He placed his hand near his forehead "With your bickering."

"Potty!" Called Draco from across the hall.

"Draky!" He said cheerfully back to him. He sat down at the Gryffindor table and checked his watch. "3, 2, 1-"

"Damit! Don't call me that!"

Harry smiled "Right on time."

"The sorting of the bloody first years will begin" Professor McGonagall yelled to the hall "Shut your asses up!"

The hall went into silence.

Harry rolled his eyes and waited until the sorting was done "It's about time!" he said angrily "I've been waiting forever"

"Shut up, Potter!"

"It's lovely to see you to Snapey" He replied back

"Damit! Don't ca-OH" Said Draco "Neva mind then."

"Right you are, ass" Said Ron bitterly

"Yo, man!" Said Harry taken-back "Why you gots to be hatin' on da pale boy?"

"Yo pale boy is annoyin' da heck outta me." Retorted Ron

"Proper English, please" Said Hermione "No one can understand a word your saying."

"Like I give a damn," Snorted Harry "Oh!" He said in a high pitched voice "Your Harry Potter!" His voice returned back to normal. "No shits, assholes. Did the scar give it away?"

"No need to be a smart ass," She retorted

"Oh yeah" Said Harry ignoring her "Voldy was at me house a few days back. Keep it on the down low, aiiiight?"

"I still don't think therapy will help his pour soul," Said Luna walking by

"Get the hell out of her you crazy ::beep::," Said Hermione

Luna walked up to Hermione and slapped her "Don't you talk to me like that!"

"Oh, it's on"

Ron shrugged and looked at Harry. "Harry. What's been goin' on?"

Harry turned to face him "Nothin' much. Like I wuz sayin' be4. Voldy is on the down low"

"You bein' friends with that fool?"

"Hell yeah! I'ma friends wit dat fool too," Harry pointed to Draco "Draky!"

"Damit! Don't call me that!"

"English!" Screeched Hermione from the floor

"We g2g" Said Ron "Da DADA tech. will be there soon. It's Moody"

"Dat fool's back?"

"Hell yeah"
"I am now going to perform a highly illegal curse on you" Said Moody "Potty you first"

Harry sauntered up to the front of the class room and nodded to Moody "I ready"

"Imperio!"

Harry immediately felt peace and tranquility. 'Dude, wtf is this' He thought happily

"All right...now...to the left," Mad-Eye commanded.

Harry immediately moved to the left.

"Back to the right now and clap this time"

Harry moved to the right and clap.

"Take it back now, y'all" Mad-Eye said.

Harry slid backwards.

"Put some rhythm into it boy!" He barked "One hop this time."

Harry hopped.

"One hop this time."

Harry obediently hopped again.

"Right foot let's stomp."

Harry stomped with his right foot.

"Slide to left and turn her about!"

Harry slid across the floor and turned around.

"Left foot let's stomp."

Harry stomped with his left foot.

"Potty's dancing!" Laughed Draco causing Harry to snap out of his peace.

"Shut it Draky!"

"Damit! Don't call me that!"

"Look at that shit heads! Potter fought and beat it!"

"Duh!" Said Hermione "Haven't you read the book?"

"Everyone's read the books!" Accused the class

"So then you all know I'm really a dark wizard planning to hand over Harry to the Dark Lord?" He asked sweetly

They all nodded

"Are you scared?"

They all shook there heads.

"Well, you should be!"

"Well were not!" Said Hermione "We all know your going to die soon anyway" She rolled her eyes.
"You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain" Sang Harry to his next class, with his least favorite teacher. "Too much love drives a man insane. You broke my will oh what a thrill," He slid into the class room "Goodness gracious great ball's of fire."

He took a seat, just as Snape walked in. Harry continued to hum.

"Potter!" Barked Snape "What do you get when you put dragon dung and beetles in to a mixing cooling potion?"

Harry looked up "A relative of yours?"

"Ha ha ha" He said sarcastically "That was funny"

"Ha ha ha your face is funny!"

"Don't you talk to me like that!" Roared Snape

"Oh go drown yourself in a potion" Suggested Harry

"Detention" Yelled Moody walking into the class room "And 1000 points from Slytherin." He pushed Snape out of the class room.

"Pumpkin Prop 551!!" He roared

"What?" Asked Harry "What the hell are you talking about?"

"Pumpkins," He said slowly "And Prop 551"

"Um, why?" Asked Ron

"You see in Prop 551 it say's everyone's name beginning with the a word A- Z, has to carry a pumpkin on there shoulder."

"Oh," Said Semus "Wait....What?"

"Clause 'b' of article I, says the pumpkin must be of a non-natural color."

"What!?" Asked Harry

"Clause 'c' of article I," Continued Moody "Say's the hair color of the pumpkin must be in tune with the electrical charges of the black box in the nearest McDonalds basement."

"I'm losing my mind" Said Hermione

"VOTE PROP 551" He yelled

"What?" Asked Draco

"The Pumpkin act," He said slowly "I can tell you more"

"Oh my" Said Hermione "I can't put up with this."

"Clause 'x', of article I, says "Including an out of inter-commercial eye color will result in the termination of the Pentium that enables the electrical pulses of the atrium to function."

"Stop!" Said Hermione "Please, please, please, im begging you to stop."

Moody glared at her "Pineapples are your friends!"

"NO" Yelled Harry "They aren't! There out of control! I almost lost my head at the supermarket a few weeks back."

"Repeat after me" Roared Moody to Harry "I Harry"

Harry growled "I Harry"

"Will not"

"Will not"

"Eat pink underwear!"

"Eat pink-WHAT!?!? You are off your rocker!"

"I told you" Said Hermione standing up "He is evil!!"

"Hermione" Said Ron "Will you please SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

"Is our favorite couple fighting?" Asked Draco

"Draky!" exclaimed Harry

"Damit POTTY! Don't call me that!"
A/N: Wow. I got a lot of reviews. Lol. Which means, as you've seen already, I'll continue writing it; although I have no idea where to go with it. Lol. 8 reviews for the first chapter! Wow. Keep 'em coming!...Please? ::hands out cookies:: So did you guys like it??

Red-Devil15: Lol. Odd is good? Yay! And thanks!

Leggyharrylover: Thanks! I love your name.

Lemming of the B.D.A.: Wow, lol. I'll go check out that story now...::comes back:: LMAO. It's hilarious! I'll review it soon. :)

Sirrius's Sister: Lol. I love the song too. It's weird but alright.

Meiko Matsui: ::blushes:: lol. Thank's and I'll defiantly write more now.

Wanna Huggle Edward Norton: Interesting name. :) Lol. I hope you liked this chapter.

Stephanie and Steve: Yo yo yo, mah homies! (I'm kidding fools) Lol. How are you guys? I'm cool. (Be cool Stevie!) And remember. "Save a horse—Ride a cowboy!"

Aurora Delora: Whoo hoo! I'll deffinatly be writing more.

Thank you to all my reviewers! Ya'll are the best.

Oh and for my "A Wrinkle in Time" reviewers, I just got back from vacation and I couldn't work on it all week since I'm moving. So it should be up in about a week. Ta ta! -Moony