God first let me say that I am really sorry for not posting this sooner. I
haven't been at Maves all week. As they say in the song Sin Wagon Oh lord
please forgive me!
Kandiland: (cringes and runs away) HELP ME! I think Mave just tried to seduce me! (and I don't know why because neither of us is gay)
Mave: I did not!
Kandiland: Then why did you just ask if I wanted you to inspire me?
Mave: I was merely trying to be your muse honey.
Kandilandi: Ok you can stop with this anytime now.
Mave: Oh come on you can't be that wierded out your other story is about gay men.
Kandiland: Oh great dude throw that in my face why don't you
Mave: Well yeah. Of course so is mine so it does make one wonder,
Kandiland: CONVERSATION OVER!
(Trish and Kat continue chatting and are soon in Florida. They get off the plane with the rest of the divas and get out to the terminal to find Amy waiting for them.)
Amy: Hey chicas! Viney Mac made me promise I would come get you guys and take you to the shoot if I had the time off to come down here. (Hugging each one of them) Kat! What are you doing here girl?
Kat: Vince asked me to come and be in the shoot.
Amy: That's so cool. (looks down at what she's wearing and looks at her curiously) Why are you wearing Matt's sweatshirt?
Kat: (blushing a little, thinking about how she got the sweatshirt hoping that Amy won't notice) Well, um, we ran into him on the way to the airport and it was pretty cold and he gave me his sweatshirt.
Amy: Oh. (obviously still unsure) Well uh let's go guys.
(They make the trip to coco beach where the photo shoot is going to be and Kat and Amy are both quite during the entire trip)
Stacey: So are you excited about doing your first shoot?
Kat: Yeah, I am a little nervous though.
Torrie: Oh don't be. This is nothing.
Kat: Easy for you to say when you have posed for play boy.
Torrie: Well even then, there just pictures, they are really nice and understanding and they're not going to make you do anything you're not comfortable with. And you picked out your own outfit so you're obviously not that uncomfortable about it.
Kat: Yeah I guess not, thanks.
Torrie: Not a problem sweetie. (They get to the beach and see where the cameras are set up and head over. The director tells them all to get into their suits and they will get their hair and makeup done)
Kat: (while a guy named Ramon is doing her hair) This is really weird I haven't had someone do my hair in a long time.
Ramon: Oh honey then you don't know what you're missing. You mean you've never been pampered like this before.
Kat: No, but I must admit I could get use to this. (Stacey, Torrie, Amy and Trish walk up)
Ramon: You look great honey. And I must say that suit is too cute.
Kat: Thanks, I can't totally take credit for it though Matt helped me pick it out. (realizes what she just said and winces)
Ramon: Oh is that the your man? Come on dish girl. (Amy walks off)
Kat: No, um, he's just a friend, he's actually (points to Amy) her boyfriend. Excuse me. (Walk over to Amy) Look um, I know how that must have sounded, but Vince told me I had to do this shoot and I already made plans with Matt and I sort of dragged him with me and.
Amy: Kat, save it. I'm not mad at you. It's just, not easy to hear someone ask if your boyfriend is someone else's boyfriend.
Kat: God Amy I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said it the way I did, I gave him the wrong idea.
Amy: No, it's ok, normally I would just brush him off like the idiot that he is, if it wasn't for the fact that lately.(someone yells to Amy that it's her turn and she walks away with out finishing that sentence)
Kat: Lately what? (almost hopefully)
Trish: Ok what the hell is going on?
Kat: Trish, nothing is going on.
Trish: He gave you his sweatshirt? So that's why you were clinging to it on the plane.
Kat: I was not. It was cold he was just being nice, it's just like I told Amy. There is nothing going on.
Trish: Then what are you so worried about? (the shoot continues and soon it is Kats turn and they have her be a surfer girl and Torrie was right she did have a lot of fun. They finish and head back to their hotel and Trish and Kat share a room) I think we should all go out tonight. We're all with out our men, even you.(which gets a glare from Kat) which calls for a girls night out.
Kat: Sure. (picks up the phone and calls Torrie and Stacey and Amy and plan to meet in the lobby in an hour. As they are about to leave the phone rings and Trish walks over to get it.) Oh just leave it.
Trish: Naw it'll just take a second. (picks up the phone) Hello?
Matt: Hi, is Kat there?
Trish: Just a second.Kat it's a certain Hardy that you claim there's nothing going on with.so I'm sure you don't want to talk to him since we're leaving.so I'll just tell him you'll see him when you get back...
Kat: No! I mean he probably just wants to know how the shoot went and it'll just take a minute I'll meet you down there.
Trish: Ok
Kat: Hey.
Matt: Hi, so how did everything go today?
Kat: It was really fun. Everyone was so nice and I got my hair and makeup done. It was way cool
Matt: See I told you that you had nothing to be scared of.
Kat: I know I'm actually looking forward to doing it again. They had me do this whole surfer motif. I wore board shorts and held a surf board and sat in the waves.
Matt: Sounds like fun I can't wait to see the pictures.
Kat: I hope they turn out ok.
Matt: I wouldn't worry about that their pictures of you they couldn't possibly be bad.
Kat: Thanks. You don't have to say that just to make me feel better though.
Matt: No, I, um.oh come on you know you're beautiful.
Kat: You think I'm beautiful?
Matt: Um, sure.
Kat: So what have you been doing today? (The two continue to talk and suddenly Trish comes in the door and sees Kat is still on the phone.)
Trish: So that's what you've been doing all this time.
Kat: Trish I told you that I'd be down in a few minutes. (looks at the clock which reads 3 am) Oh my god, Matt we've been talking for like 4 hours.
Matt: No, it's only.oh my god.
Kat: Exactly.
Matt: Well I better let you go.
Kat: Yeah it's time to go to bed. Too bad I got all dressed up and didn't even go out with the girls.
Matt: Oh I'm sorry, why didn't you say something.
Kat: I don't know. Guess the same reason we didn't even realize all that time had passed
Matt: It was good to talk to you too.
Kat: Yeah, I'm glad you called.
Matt: Well I guess I'll see you when you get here tomorrow.
Kat: Yeah (yawns).
Matt: Well I better let you get some sleep. Bye babe.
Kat: Bye, see ya tomorrow sweetie. (hangs up)
Trish: Oh my god.
Kat: Not a word! (gets up and runs in the bathroom with her pajamas)
Trish: (shakes her head) Nothing going on my ass. (The next day the divas get up and head to the air port to board a plane to L.A Kat is questioned a lot about what she was doing the night before and she said that she lost track of time on the phone with a friend. She avoids everyone for the rest of the trip so she won't have to endure anymore questions. She grabs her bag and rushes off the plane right into Jay, Kevin, Billy Gunn, and Matt. Unfortunately Kat doesn't see any of them but Matt)
Kat: Matt, hi! What are you doing here? (they hug and Matt let's his arms slide down to her lower back)
Matt: Oh just making sure you had a proper escort from the air port.
Kat: You are so sweet. (Hugging him again.)
Matt: So did you have a good time?
Kat: Yeah I did.
Matt: I, um, I missed you
Kat: I missed you too. (Now realizes that the others are standing there and they are looking at her with shocked and worried looks on there faces. And she looks over Matt's shoulder and sees the rest of the divas including Amy looking at them then realizes that Matt's arms are still around her.) Matt? (nods toward Amy)
Matt: What? (Kat nods again and he lets her go and turns around to see Amy) Amy! Hi! I.(Amy takes off down the terminal) Amy! Amy wait.(Matt takes off after her)
Kevin: Now may be a good time to run after them. (Kat takes off after Amy and Matt)
Matt: (finally catches up to Amy and grabs her arm) Amy please wait.
Amy: (rips her arm from his hands) Don't fucking touch me Matt! Why don't you just go back to her!
Matt: What? (Kat comes running up and hears from around the corner) Amy I don't want her she's just a kid!
Kandiland: Should we be evil and leave them here?
Mave: Yes be evil be very evil. But knowing you, you won't remember to update for a long time again so maybe not.
Kandiland: Oh shut up. Dude you are coming over tomorrow to watch Royal Rumble. And we will watch Raw on Monday so yeah I can do it then.
Mave: That's what you said last time.
Kandiland: Yeah but this time I mean it.
Mave: And last time you didn't?
Kandiland: Yeah well I got dragged shopping last Monday and haven't been here all week.
Mave: Yeah but you got skirts out of it.
Kandiland: True, true, and fishnets. Any way until next time that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Mave: (smacks her head)
Kandiland: (cringes and runs away) HELP ME! I think Mave just tried to seduce me! (and I don't know why because neither of us is gay)
Mave: I did not!
Kandiland: Then why did you just ask if I wanted you to inspire me?
Mave: I was merely trying to be your muse honey.
Kandilandi: Ok you can stop with this anytime now.
Mave: Oh come on you can't be that wierded out your other story is about gay men.
Kandiland: Oh great dude throw that in my face why don't you
Mave: Well yeah. Of course so is mine so it does make one wonder,
Kandiland: CONVERSATION OVER!
(Trish and Kat continue chatting and are soon in Florida. They get off the plane with the rest of the divas and get out to the terminal to find Amy waiting for them.)
Amy: Hey chicas! Viney Mac made me promise I would come get you guys and take you to the shoot if I had the time off to come down here. (Hugging each one of them) Kat! What are you doing here girl?
Kat: Vince asked me to come and be in the shoot.
Amy: That's so cool. (looks down at what she's wearing and looks at her curiously) Why are you wearing Matt's sweatshirt?
Kat: (blushing a little, thinking about how she got the sweatshirt hoping that Amy won't notice) Well, um, we ran into him on the way to the airport and it was pretty cold and he gave me his sweatshirt.
Amy: Oh. (obviously still unsure) Well uh let's go guys.
(They make the trip to coco beach where the photo shoot is going to be and Kat and Amy are both quite during the entire trip)
Stacey: So are you excited about doing your first shoot?
Kat: Yeah, I am a little nervous though.
Torrie: Oh don't be. This is nothing.
Kat: Easy for you to say when you have posed for play boy.
Torrie: Well even then, there just pictures, they are really nice and understanding and they're not going to make you do anything you're not comfortable with. And you picked out your own outfit so you're obviously not that uncomfortable about it.
Kat: Yeah I guess not, thanks.
Torrie: Not a problem sweetie. (They get to the beach and see where the cameras are set up and head over. The director tells them all to get into their suits and they will get their hair and makeup done)
Kat: (while a guy named Ramon is doing her hair) This is really weird I haven't had someone do my hair in a long time.
Ramon: Oh honey then you don't know what you're missing. You mean you've never been pampered like this before.
Kat: No, but I must admit I could get use to this. (Stacey, Torrie, Amy and Trish walk up)
Ramon: You look great honey. And I must say that suit is too cute.
Kat: Thanks, I can't totally take credit for it though Matt helped me pick it out. (realizes what she just said and winces)
Ramon: Oh is that the your man? Come on dish girl. (Amy walks off)
Kat: No, um, he's just a friend, he's actually (points to Amy) her boyfriend. Excuse me. (Walk over to Amy) Look um, I know how that must have sounded, but Vince told me I had to do this shoot and I already made plans with Matt and I sort of dragged him with me and.
Amy: Kat, save it. I'm not mad at you. It's just, not easy to hear someone ask if your boyfriend is someone else's boyfriend.
Kat: God Amy I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said it the way I did, I gave him the wrong idea.
Amy: No, it's ok, normally I would just brush him off like the idiot that he is, if it wasn't for the fact that lately.(someone yells to Amy that it's her turn and she walks away with out finishing that sentence)
Kat: Lately what? (almost hopefully)
Trish: Ok what the hell is going on?
Kat: Trish, nothing is going on.
Trish: He gave you his sweatshirt? So that's why you were clinging to it on the plane.
Kat: I was not. It was cold he was just being nice, it's just like I told Amy. There is nothing going on.
Trish: Then what are you so worried about? (the shoot continues and soon it is Kats turn and they have her be a surfer girl and Torrie was right she did have a lot of fun. They finish and head back to their hotel and Trish and Kat share a room) I think we should all go out tonight. We're all with out our men, even you.(which gets a glare from Kat) which calls for a girls night out.
Kat: Sure. (picks up the phone and calls Torrie and Stacey and Amy and plan to meet in the lobby in an hour. As they are about to leave the phone rings and Trish walks over to get it.) Oh just leave it.
Trish: Naw it'll just take a second. (picks up the phone) Hello?
Matt: Hi, is Kat there?
Trish: Just a second.Kat it's a certain Hardy that you claim there's nothing going on with.so I'm sure you don't want to talk to him since we're leaving.so I'll just tell him you'll see him when you get back...
Kat: No! I mean he probably just wants to know how the shoot went and it'll just take a minute I'll meet you down there.
Trish: Ok
Kat: Hey.
Matt: Hi, so how did everything go today?
Kat: It was really fun. Everyone was so nice and I got my hair and makeup done. It was way cool
Matt: See I told you that you had nothing to be scared of.
Kat: I know I'm actually looking forward to doing it again. They had me do this whole surfer motif. I wore board shorts and held a surf board and sat in the waves.
Matt: Sounds like fun I can't wait to see the pictures.
Kat: I hope they turn out ok.
Matt: I wouldn't worry about that their pictures of you they couldn't possibly be bad.
Kat: Thanks. You don't have to say that just to make me feel better though.
Matt: No, I, um.oh come on you know you're beautiful.
Kat: You think I'm beautiful?
Matt: Um, sure.
Kat: So what have you been doing today? (The two continue to talk and suddenly Trish comes in the door and sees Kat is still on the phone.)
Trish: So that's what you've been doing all this time.
Kat: Trish I told you that I'd be down in a few minutes. (looks at the clock which reads 3 am) Oh my god, Matt we've been talking for like 4 hours.
Matt: No, it's only.oh my god.
Kat: Exactly.
Matt: Well I better let you go.
Kat: Yeah it's time to go to bed. Too bad I got all dressed up and didn't even go out with the girls.
Matt: Oh I'm sorry, why didn't you say something.
Kat: I don't know. Guess the same reason we didn't even realize all that time had passed
Matt: It was good to talk to you too.
Kat: Yeah, I'm glad you called.
Matt: Well I guess I'll see you when you get here tomorrow.
Kat: Yeah (yawns).
Matt: Well I better let you get some sleep. Bye babe.
Kat: Bye, see ya tomorrow sweetie. (hangs up)
Trish: Oh my god.
Kat: Not a word! (gets up and runs in the bathroom with her pajamas)
Trish: (shakes her head) Nothing going on my ass. (The next day the divas get up and head to the air port to board a plane to L.A Kat is questioned a lot about what she was doing the night before and she said that she lost track of time on the phone with a friend. She avoids everyone for the rest of the trip so she won't have to endure anymore questions. She grabs her bag and rushes off the plane right into Jay, Kevin, Billy Gunn, and Matt. Unfortunately Kat doesn't see any of them but Matt)
Kat: Matt, hi! What are you doing here? (they hug and Matt let's his arms slide down to her lower back)
Matt: Oh just making sure you had a proper escort from the air port.
Kat: You are so sweet. (Hugging him again.)
Matt: So did you have a good time?
Kat: Yeah I did.
Matt: I, um, I missed you
Kat: I missed you too. (Now realizes that the others are standing there and they are looking at her with shocked and worried looks on there faces. And she looks over Matt's shoulder and sees the rest of the divas including Amy looking at them then realizes that Matt's arms are still around her.) Matt? (nods toward Amy)
Matt: What? (Kat nods again and he lets her go and turns around to see Amy) Amy! Hi! I.(Amy takes off down the terminal) Amy! Amy wait.(Matt takes off after her)
Kevin: Now may be a good time to run after them. (Kat takes off after Amy and Matt)
Matt: (finally catches up to Amy and grabs her arm) Amy please wait.
Amy: (rips her arm from his hands) Don't fucking touch me Matt! Why don't you just go back to her!
Matt: What? (Kat comes running up and hears from around the corner) Amy I don't want her she's just a kid!
Kandiland: Should we be evil and leave them here?
Mave: Yes be evil be very evil. But knowing you, you won't remember to update for a long time again so maybe not.
Kandiland: Oh shut up. Dude you are coming over tomorrow to watch Royal Rumble. And we will watch Raw on Monday so yeah I can do it then.
Mave: That's what you said last time.
Kandiland: Yeah but this time I mean it.
Mave: And last time you didn't?
Kandiland: Yeah well I got dragged shopping last Monday and haven't been here all week.
Mave: Yeah but you got skirts out of it.
Kandiland: True, true, and fishnets. Any way until next time that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Mave: (smacks her head)