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A/N: Well I would have had this up sooner BUT I kind of forgot to save what I had done lol so everything was deleted. Blah. Then I went to put it up again but the Document Manager thing was being repaired so here it is finally.
Oh and you'll see a certain 'f' word is spelled fcuk. I don't like to curse so I type it like that. :)
"TADY," Yelled a girl running through the school "Tady where are you!"
Harry watched curiously as she looked behind statues, under rugs and finally in a broom closet. "Uh," he asked "What the hell are you doing?"
She looked up "Looking for Tady"
"And who are you?"
"Steph"
"Steph?"
"Yeah, Steph. Have you seen my Tady?"
"What the fcuk," Asked Harry "Is a Tady?"
She blinked "His name is Steve."
"But you call him Tady?"
She nodded "He has red hair and he's tall."
"Ron?"
Her eyes widened "Rupert Grint!!"
"Er, Ron Weasley?"
"He's so SEXY!"
Harry started to back away slowly "Er, whatever you say."
A red-haired boy came running down the corridor "Freckles!" he yelled
Steph turned around "Where the hell have you been Tady!"
He frowned "I got lost"
"How?"
"We don't even go to school here." He looked at Harry "Why are you carrying around a stick?"
"Stop them!" Yelled Dumbledore. He threw down a skate board and skated down the hall.
Steph and Steve took off. "The old coot found us!" Yelled Steve "We must head for the hills!"
Ron suddenly appeared next to Harry "Who are they?"
"Plumbers," He signaled for Ron to follow him.
"Where are we going?"
"Batman secret layer" Said Harry triumphantly "I found it on my way to the B-bopp room."
"B-boop?"
"Ya know? The relaxzation layer," He slid across the floor "Buddy you're a boy make a big noise. Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day. You got mud on yo' face. You big disgrace. Kickin' your can all over the place. We will we will rock you. We will we will rock you!" He threw his fist in the air.
"Man," Said Ron "Harry sure sings a lot in this story."
"Were going to the bathroom"
"Vote Prop 511!" Roared Moody through the halls "Vote it! Vote it!"
"Save me!" Yelled Hermione running away from him
"Get back here girl-with-bush-on-head!"
She ran straight into Harry who was wearing a Batman costume. "Uh, Harry?"
He glared at her and mumbled "Batman!"
"Um, Batman?"
"How can I help you?" He boomed
She pointed to Moody "He's EVIL!"
"Never fear. Me and my trust steed Robin are here!"
Ron came out dressed as a horse and Harry jumped on his back "AWAY ROBIN!" With amazing Speed Ron flew down the hallways.
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy!" Screamed some girls. Harry winked at them. "Hello ladies"
They all dropped to a faint on the floor.
"Trusty steed, Robin. Where art 'thou?"
"Under you, Batman!" He replied happily "I love being a horse!"
"Where the hell's my batmobile?"
"We destroyed it remember?"
"I shan't Robin"
"You seemed to think it was too big for Hogwarts hallways."
"I REMEMBER NOW TRUSTY STEED ROBIN!"
"I'm a trusty steed!" Yelled Ron running through the hallway
Harry flew around the pitch on his supa supa fast broom. "Look at me go!!"
"Catch the apples Harry," Yelled Wood throwing them at him. One hit Harry in the head and he plummeted 4,298,569 feet. Luckily he landed in a truck load of lasagna.
"My life has been saved by the almighty lasagna!" He then ate every bit of Lasagna in the truck.
"Potter!" Yelled Voldemort
"BATMAN!" Yelled Harry "Honestly! Why wear the costume if NO ONE'S gona call you by your superhero NAME!"
He smirked "I get called you-know-who since people fear me so much!" He flexed his muscles "Get a load of that."
"They fear your face" Said Harry snidely "And besides Batman is soooooo much better then Voldemort!"
"NOT UH!"
"YEAH HUH!"
"Potty!" Yelled Draco "Voldy!"
"Yes Draky?" Said the both of them
"Damit! Don't call me that!" He scowled "Anyway, were late for Transfiguration let's go."
"Now you'll be changing this annoying ferret into whatever you bloody well want to change it to. I'm too old to be babysitting you, so get working!" Said McGonagall
Harry looked at his white ferret "Changis ferretis tois pinkis toadis." There was a boom and a pink toad was hopping around the room "Oh yeah!" Yelled Harry "Look at it go."
"How did you do that," Whined Hermione "I can't get this to change and I think I did something to Ron."
Ron was now purpled and rolling around the classroom quacking like a duck.
"You think?" Asked Harry. Then he froze "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY TRUSTY STEED, WOMAN!"
Harry leapt forward and quickly changed Ron back to his normal self.
"Thanks mate" He said getting up. He glared at Hermione "Thanks a lot Mione!"
"You're welcome RON!"
"Shut up," Yelled Harry "No more fighting!"
They both bowed there heads and Harry felt a song coming on. He stood on the desk "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the Yankee Mambo"
::sung to the theme of Mambo #5::
Curious classmates looked at him.
One, two,
Three out of four
World Series rings
Gona win us some more!
You know I'm talkin' bout
Our favorite team
It's the New York Yankess
Let me hear ya scream!
The whole class screamed.
We've been doin' this since
Gherig and Ruth
Mantla and DiMaggio
That's the truth
We got Yankee pride
Pinstripes too
We're the Bronx bombers
In white and blue
Strike 'em out – Throw 'em out
Makin' double plays
Hittin' home runs – line drives
Every game
So come on everybody
Get real loud
When Phil Ruzzuto yells
Holy Cow!
A little bit o' Bernie everynight
A little bit o' Paul O'Neil in right
A little bit o' Tino's all we need
A little bit o' Jeter he's got speed
A little bit o' Coney on the mound
A little bit o' Rocket mows 'em down
A little Mariano gettin' saves
A little El Duque beats the Braves
Yankee Mambo!
Chuck Knoblauch
He's the man
If he can't do it
Scott Brosius can
Andy Pettitte
Bring's his stuff
Nelson and Stanton
Set 'em up
Ricky Ledea
Is out in left
Spencer and Leyritz
Are always next
Mendoza, Posada
Ain't the end of the story
Last but not least
Joe Torre!
Harry smiled "When I say New York you say Yankees. New York!"
"Yankees!" Yelled the class
"New York!"
"Yankees!"
"Alright!" He said then finished singing
So everybody in the house
Get on your feet
We're the World Champs
And we can't be beat
Ladies and Gentlemen
Girls and Boys
Let me hear ya
Make some noise!
The whole class screamed and Harry blinked and sat down.
Harry blinked then sat down.
"Harry!" Yelled Ron "That was brilliant!
"Even though we live in England and were no where near New York I still love it!" Yelled Hermione
Harry smiled satisfied "Man guys it was nuttin I just bein that good."
"LOL" Said Ron "Come on Harry we g2g to the lunchroom. I be starvin."
Harry nodded and they walked out of the Transfiguration classroom.
"I want to go bowling" Said Harry "Yeah. I'ma go bowling see ya Ron"
He apparated.
"How did he do that!?!?" Yelled Ron "I thought you couldn't do that at Hogwarts!"
"Harry's powerful" Said Hermione "He's really powerful. Powerful. Powerful. Man he's powerful."
"Shut it"
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A/N: I am so sorry for the late up-date! I just had so much stuff to do. I'll try and make the chapters longer also. I know this chapter was so horrible I didn't know what to write so I just wrote. Lol. AND btw, I am a huge Yankees fan if you haven't figured that out already. lol. I know the song is old but I like those players. (And the ones now, lol, A-Rod and Jeter are the best! And Mussina and Mariano of course. And Matsui and Bernie, and Posada and Lofton and well the whole team. :-)
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Red-Devil15: Yes! Random all the way. How was this chapter for randomness? Lol. YAY! It's wicked cool. Thanks.
Uh-oh-spanxy: Lol. I'm trying to up-date A LOT but my inspiration has gone on vacation for a week.
Squirrelgirl: LOL. Thanks for reviewing!
STEVE and STEPH: My love of cowboy's makes more sense now? Lol. And you STILL have no idea why I was talking about pumpkins? Shame on you Stevie. Lol. So, did you like the beginning of my chapter??? ;-)