Disclaimer: I own nothing. You know that by now.

Important: I might as well say it now. This is a Parody/Song fic. The song's make things a whole lot more interesting. =) That's why the new name of the story is Harry Potter: The Musical

Oh and I have changed my name from MessrMoony to MischifManaged. =) Hey look they both have 2 M's. lol.

A/N: OK, you can shoot me now if you want too. This chapter was supposed to be out a long time ago but SO much has happened its crazy. I have school now so it's really hard for me to write this story, my other one AND get them out in time. I tend to work on that one more then this because I just love it. Lol. Anyway, you've waited long enough.....

Chapter: Wild, Passionate, Monkey....

[Dinner time]

Harry walked towards the Great Hall, with an oddly dressed Ron following. He was wearing a silky purple suit, a silver fedora complete with feather and leopard print on the edges, a huge silver necklace with a money sign on it and a cane. Harry thought he looked "Pimpin".

"Yo Harizzle" He said, as they strutted into the hall. "When you think Mione's gona get down here?"

Harry shrugged and they took there seat in the hall. "How am I supposed to know, Ron?"

"Just asking'" He said "I thought you might know."

"Where's the god damn mail," Asked Harry. Then after seeing a look on Ron's face said "I ordered 'Potions for Dummies.' Two copies"

Ron laughed "Awesome man! We finally gona pass the class."

They gave each other a high five, just as Moody passed by talking about that pumpkin prop again.

"He really as some serious issues" Said Dean

"You ready over there" Said Ron

"Almost" Said Harry

"You ready Timmy?" Said Ron

"TIMMY!" Said Harry

"When I say go, you swing your whackin' wheel in to high gear, ok Timmy."

"TIMMY!" Said Harry

"Right your Timmy!"

"TIMMY, gibba gibba ja!"

"This is the song la la la Elmo song," Sang Ron as Snape slid out of the hall chanting "I am evil Snaaaape, I am evil Snaaaape, I am evil Snaaaaaape, I am evil Snaaaaaape."

Harry stood up "Grew up in a small town, and when the rain would fall down. I just stare out my window, Dreaming' of what could be and if I'd end up happy. I would pray."

He climbed onto the Gryffindor table sadly and belted out the best song Hogwarts had ever heard. His voice was silk, smooth and made Ron even say "Wow, that's the best voice I've ever heard."

"Trying not to reach out, but when I tried to speak out, felt like no one could hear me. Wanted to belong here but something felt so wrong here so I prayed, I could breakaway." He looked towards the roof.

"I'll spread my wings and learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. And I'll make a wish, take a chance, make a change, and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but I won't forget all the ones I love. I'll take a risk, take a chance, make a change, and breakaway."

He jumped down and walked in between the houses. "Wanna feel the warm breeze, sleep under a palm tree, feel the rush of the ocean. Get on board a fast train, travel on a jet plane, far away and breakaway. I'll spread my wings and learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. And I'll make a wish, take a chance, make a change, and breakaway."

"Life is so much better," Said Draco to Blaise, "When people sporadically break out into musicals."

"Yeah," He said "But Potter does sound good, very good actually. I'd buy his CD."

"Out of the darkness and into the sun, I won't forget all the ones that I love. I gotta take a risk, take a chance, make a change, and breakaway." Sang Harry "Buildings with a 100 floors, swinging round revolving doors, maybe I don't know where they'll take me, but gotta keep moving on, moving on, fly away, breakaway."

Hermione walked up next to Ron. "Harry sounds good."

Ron nodded "I wonder what's wrong with him, singing such a depressing song."

"Maybe he wants to branch out into depressing musicals, aside from his rather humorous ones."

Ron sniggered as he remembered Harry's "Rubber duck" incident."

"I'll spread my wings and learn how to fly. Thought it's not easy to tell you goodbye. You gotta take a risk, take a chance, make a change, and breakaway."

'Maybe I should do that,' Thought Neville 'Maybe I should finally tell grandma how stupid her hat looks.' He smiled "I should breakaway from that communist household and create a world of my own." He stabbed his eggs and laughed evilly.

Dean shifted nervously in his seat and moved away from Neville.

"Out of the darkness and into the sun, but I wont forget the place I come from. I gotta take a risk, take a chance, make a change, and breakaway." Harry sang the last two words softly.

"Breakaway, Breakaway...." Harry gave one last sad look at the hall and walked out.

Voldemort walked out of the forbidden forest "Goddamn centaurs, ain't one of them able to give directions. Who gives a fuck if Marks is bright tonight?"

He bent down and sniffed a piece of grass "Harry Potter was here. I smell his scent."

"And what would that be master?" Asked Wormtail

"Axe"

Peter's eyes grew wide "The axe effect."

"Precisely"

"Well, what do we do? Steal his axe and use it to get some chicks tonight?" He suggested "We could go clubin." He attempted to show off some of his newly acquired dance moves.

"Stop before you hurt yourself," Said Voldemort "We strike right near his heart?"

"Yes," Said Wormtail. "Right near his heart.....Are we going to puncture his lungs? Or clean out his stomach? I saw this Discovery show one week where they found a license plate in this shark's stomach. Man those things will eat anything."

Voldemort raised his eyebrow "Yes, and after we turn him in for expired plates then what? Hmmm? Use your head ass."

Wormtail blushed "Well, then what do we do master?"

"We sing."

"And make him go deaf!"

"No"

"Oh...So we sing....What do we sing?"

"We sing," Voldemort closed his eyes and gulped "100 years"

Wormtail got all glassy eyed and started to sing softly "I'm 15 for a moment, caught in between 10 and 20 and I'm just dreaming counting the ways to where you are."

"Stop" Hissed Voldemort

"Yes, master" He paused "But why does that song near Harry Potter's heart."

Voldemort smiled evilly "It's very simple asshole; he thinks he'll live to be 100 years when he won't. Get it?"

"YOU sick bastard!" Screeched Peter "He's an innocent boy!"

"WHAT?" Yelled Voldemort. Then he stopped and smelt the air. "Is that musk? DO I SMELL MUSK?"

"It's the newest fragrance from G.I.T.D.P." Said Peter

"Gitdp?"

"Glow in the dark pencils." He replied "These crazy fans of John Stevens created it."

Harry ran into his dorm and slammed the door.

"HARRY POTTER!" Yelled Ron "Let me in this instant."

"Make me" Yelled Harry

"Don't you talk to me like that young man"

Harry walked to the door and opened it. In came a very disgruntled Ron. "I sleep here too you know."

"No shit" Said Harry scowling

"What was up with you at Dinner?" Asked Ron forgetting he was mad.

"I felt like singing. I'm branching out you know?"

"Into depressing music?"

Harry nodded.

"This is a PARODY! It's supposed to be funny! Not depressing!"

"It's going to be funny when I come over there kick your ass!"

"Oh no you didn't" Said Ron

"Don't you make me triple snap" Warned Harry putting his hands on his waist and tapping his foot impatiently.

"Don't you tap your foot at me," Said Ron then popping a piece of gum between his teeth.

Harry snapped three times. "Psssh. Look wat you gone and made me did."

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."

Harry giggled "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

Ron sighed and fell onto his bed.

Hermione danced in the common room, occasionally breaking a few priceless items.

"Oh bother," She said after smashing into a glass table. "Why do they put such things here, when they can clearly see people are DANCING?"

She huffed and walked out of the Common Room. "Maybe if I go out into the cold forbidden forest, where there are tons of dangerous creatures that could kill me in a second, not to mention Voldemort who's probably out there practicing his line's, and yes I read his little scene," She blinked at the readers. "I could dance freely without a care in the world!"

She walked out the Great Hall doors and towards the soft music she heard from the Forest. "That's Voldemort," She whispered. "Maybe I should go help him, you know? Get on his good side."

She was about to walk right into Voldemort's camp when a hand held her back. She turned around to face Harry. "Harry, what are you doing here?"

"I could ask you the same question, Mione?"

"I was practicing my dance when I thought I could come out here and not be bothered by all of those break-able things inside the Common Room."

Harry's green eyes reflected in the moon light. "Oh Mione I love you!"

She laughed and took out her script "No Harry, it say's right here in the script that I fall in love with Ron and vice-versa. You got your lines screwed up."

Harry took out his script and blushed "No you see someone whitened them out." He showed her his script. "See? Damn Ron."

She snorted "Well then where is he?"

"I'm right here; don't get your panties in a bunch." Said Ron coming out from a hole in the ground

"Oh I won't" She said "Because I'm not wearing any."

Both the boy's eye's widened. "Why not?" Asked Harry

"Oh, because after me and Ron declare our love for each other, we go up into this hidden room and have wild, passionate, monkey, se–" Ron clamped a hand over her mouth.

"Let's not tell the whole world, ok Mione?"

She looked at him weirdly but nodded. "Alright then, Ronald"

"Well, well, well," Said Voldemort from behind the tree "Who do we have here?"

"Well," Said Harry "I'm Harry Potter, which you know of course, because, well I defeated you when I was a wee lad. And, um, those two passionate lovers over there are Steve and Steph. Wait. I mean Hermione and Ron." Harry winked towards Steph and Steve. "Hey, I only say what Sam tells me to say."

"AND I SHALL KILL YOU NOW" Yelled Voldemort

Tune in next time to find out if our favorite trio escapes the wrath of Voldemort! And if Hermione and Ron finally get to have there wild, passionate, monkey, se— :::glares at Ron::: I know, I know. "Don't tell the whole world."
STEVE and Steph: LOL. Of course you wouldn't like the beginning. So did you guys like this one? ::cough:: especially the part with Harry ::cough::

Lemm: LOL. Hola and thanks a bunch! Clean teeth. Check.

Dying from laughter: Hmmmmm....I don't think I know you. Lol. And thanks!

Major issues 4 life: Thanks a bunch! Yeah, random = good. =) I'm usual not random in my writing but, you know, needed something random in my life. Lol.

Red-Devil15: LOL! Random-full-ness-er? Nice. I don't think this chapter was as random =( but I still hope it's good. =)

Question: Do you guys want more chapters like this? Like more descriptions, longer and actually making sense. Or like the other ones. ::thinks about it::: I don't know if this one was as funny as my other ones though. Oh well. Please tell me what you want. =)

A/N: Alright, how as that chapter? I swear it's longer then the other ones. =) So that's always good. I think I finally have a plot now, but well see. Sorry again for the late up-date. If you ever want to bug me about not up-dating soon enough then you can visit my journal. I'd love to hear from you guys! It's the homepage link in my Bio. It's one I created for my other story but you guys are awesome so I'll put an entry about this story in it. =)

-Moony [ I'm still gona sign it Moony, 'cause he's the coolest. =) ]