Disclaimer: This is a parody, and not to be taken seriously. :-)

A/N: Whoo hoo! I got some suggestions for songs, which is awesome; because even though I have a never ending supply of lyrics, I never know what to use. So just suggest a song and I might use it. :-) Yessah!

I got the word Punium from the movie Aladdin. Lol. I'm pretty sure it means "cute face"

Chapter: Two timing

Voldemort stood of to the side with his wand raised. "It's time to du-du-du-duel!!"

"No" Said Harry simply

Voldemort looked shocked "What?"

"NO! I will NOT duel you!" Said Harry loudly "Been there WON that"

Voldemort scowled "You've always had people help you though!"

Harry smirked "What can I say? Everyone loves me."

"I'll get you boy!" He began "But not now 'cause it's almost time for CSI and I just love that show."

"Oh," Said Hermione "I love Warrick. What a cutie!"

Ron scoffed "And I'm not!"

Hermione pinched his cheek "Oh you little punium you."

Ron smiled and kissed her. Harry scowled and turned towards Voldemort. "Hey look I gotta go. It's late ya know and there's a game tomorrow."

Voldemort nodded "I understand. CSI HERE I COME!" He then apparated to god knows where.

The next day

Harry walked through the halls of Hogwarts in deep thought. One would say he looked as if he was trying to remember what they were taught yesterday in Transfiguration, others would say he looked like he was on a Mission.

'Where in the hell is Cho?' Thought Harry; looking under rugs and in closets. He sighed and began to hum a melody under his breath. Pretty soon he was in a full out song.....

"Beauty queen of only 18, she had some trouble with herself. He was always there to help her; she always belonged to someone else." He sang sweetly and softly. "I drove for miles and miles and wound up at your door. I've had you so many times but some how I want more."

He grinned evilly and thought 'She is SO hot.'

"I don't mind spending everyday out on your corner in the pouring rain, look for the girl with the broken smile, ask her if she wants to stay a while and she will be loved and she will be loved."

He laughed to himself. "Man where is she? Oh choooooooooooooooooo where are youuuuuuu?"

"Right behind you Potter" Said a sweet voice.

Harry turned around and grinned widely "Cho! My love! My one and only!"

"Oh Harry! My prince charming!" She said drastically walking towards him.

He grabbed her around the waist. "I ave created a song for you. It iz ze song for an angel."

Cho giggled as Harry continued to sing "Tap on my window knock on my door I want to make you feel beautiful." He held her hand "I know I tend to get so insecure it doesn't matter anymore."

She smiled sweetly "But, Harry I thought you liked Ginny?"

'I want her to tap on my window too' He thought, but said "You beauty doesn't even compare to her's."

Cho laughed shrilly and said "Continue singing"

He nodded "It's not always rainbows and butterflies its compromise it moves us along. My heart is full and my door is always open, you come any time you want."

"I don't mind spending everyday out on your corner in the pouring rain, look for the girl with the broken smile, ask her if she wants to stay a while, and she will be loved, and she will be loved."

Cho looked around and made sure people were staring. She batted her eyelashes at Harry.

"I know where you hide alone in your car, know all of the things that make you who you are, I know that goodbye means nothing at all, comes back and makes me catch her every time she falls. Tap on my window knock on my door I want to make you feel beautiful."

She giggled and squeezed his hand. He squeezed back.

"I don't mind spending everyday out on your corner in the pouring rain, ohhhhhh look for the girl with the broken smile, ask her if she wants to stay a while, and she will be loved, and she will be looooooooved." He finished singing and smirked towards her.

"Oh Harry!" She said "Kiss me now!"

Harry's eyes widened "REALLY?"

She nodded, jumped on him and kissed him.

A week later

Harry walked into the Common Room, hair tangled and clothes put back on the wrong way. Ron smirked "With Cho again?"

Harry moaned "I can't take her anymore!" He put on a high voice "OH HARRY!"

Ron laughed and grabbed Mione's hand "Mione isn't like that." He kissed her forehead "She's the best"

Hermione blushed and squeezed his hand. "Why don't you break up with her?"

Harry sighed "Because she's really pretty and she knows how to make a mean casserole." He patted his stomache.

Hermione was about to answer when Ginny walked in. Harry grinned at her and she smirked back. "Can I talk to you for a second Harry?"

He nodded and followed her outside the Common Room. "What wrong Ginny? Need people taken care of? Need someone to sing? I charged by the song." He puffed up proudly and said with a German accent "The ever impressive."

She rolled her eyes and grabbed him by the collar. "You know Harry. You were cute when shit didn't come out of you mouth." She licked her lips and Harry smirked.

"Well aren't you a wild one?"

She raised her eyebrow "I'm serious"

"So am I" He said leaning in. She caught him by surprise and kissed him. After five minutes they stopped and Harry looked like he was in heaven. "You are WILD!"

She smiled "So I've been told. Aren't you going out with that chick? Cho?"

Harry immediately shook his head "Nope. I've been waiting my whole life for you Gin."

She blew a bubble and popped it. "What did I tell you about that shit coming out of your mouth?"

He smirked and leaned back "It's what I do babe."

"Tell me what I want to hear." She said and Harry grinned.

"I'll meet you in the Room of Requirement in a half an hour."

She pinched his cheek "You know me too well."

Voldemort sat on his couch eating popcorn. "I can't believe it! There having a CSI marathon! This is the best thing since man eating candles!"

Wormtail nodded and made the TV louder "Who do you think killed the Chico?"

Voldy thought for a second "It was the maid! And she put his head in the washing machine. That's why she doesn't want to bring them down to the basement."

Wormtail nodded and listed to Warrick.

"Maybe we should check the basement," He said "I've never seen this much clothes not washed."

"I agree with you Warrick."

"SEE!" Yelled Voldemort happily; "I TOLD you she put his head in the basement."

Wormtail sighed "YOU ALWAYS know who did it! How?"

"I've seen so many shows it just comes naturally." Voldemort laughed when they found the head. "See! I can't wait 'till the next show." He grinned happily and went to get some more popcorn.

Will Cho find out about Harry and Ginny? What will Ron do with Hermione? What CSI show is on next? And where is Dumbledore? Stay tuneedddddd for ze next chapter!

A/N: LOL. Sorry for such a long update! –hits hand- Junior year has been a b-tch and I've had SO much work. I also have PSAT's this Saturday so wish me luck! Lol.

Pie: LOL. I thought them singing would be a great way to start off the chapter. Haha. Glad you were amused.

Xhana: Lol. I LOVE BREAKAWAY! I listen to it ALL the time. Haha. I had Harry sing "She will be Loved" to Cho. I'm not for ze whole Harry/Cho shipper but I'll do it 'cause I have a big master PLAN thought up! Mwahaha. Lol. oO I think I'll do the "My Happy Ending" song too. 'Cause I have a big plan for zat too. Lol.

Steve and Steph: Haha! Sam is a lying what exactly? xD LOL.

Red-Devil15: LOL. I decided to play around with there personalities to make it even more random. Haha. But, at least the story has more of a point now. Lol.

iLoVeDaNieLrAdcLiFfE08: AHH YOU LOVE DANIEL RADCLIFFE TOO! –dies- He's so cute! Lol. Except I'm starting to like Rupert more 'cause my brother looks to much like Dan. Haha. Thanks for ze review! I updated! Lol.

Aurora Delora: -high five- Lol. I'm glad it helped you get out of your bad mood. I just hate those moods. Lol. Thanks for reviewing my other story too! I'm trying to write another one of them but between this one and my other HUGE one it's kinda hard. Plus I'm trying to find the PERFECT song. I think I'll do one in Sirius point of view, though. Either way I'll do another one. –smile-

I'll try my hardest to have the next chapter up soon! -Moony