Disclaimer: THIS IS the last Disclaimer I will do because it bugs the HELL out of me. Lol. Just know I don't own what the marvelous JKR owns.

A/N: Once again I am thanking the brilliant minds who posted their parody on Mugglenet. I am using one of them.

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Harry hummed casually as he walked toward the hotel they were staying at. They were waiting for the ok, to travel by portkey back to England. Anna was in a very angry mood.

"Couldn't they just give us a few more days here!?" She asked packing her things "I don't wanna go home."

"Why not?" Harry asked

She rolled her eyes "I don't like going to school. I don't like sharing a house with the death eater wannabes; AND I don't like my mum."

"At least you have a mum," He said "I live with my aunt and uncle...there not the nicest people in the world either."

"But you have your friends," She said zipping up her little suitcase "And they're your family."

He stuck his tongue out at her and she smiled. "You've only got one dimple."

Her eyes widened and she turned around. "Finish packing, Potter."

"No," He said smugly

"Pack!"

"NO"

"WHY?"

"Because," He said "I have to go pack."

She looked at him dumbfounded and threw a pillow at his head. "Prat"

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Harry arrived at Hogwarts, fuming. Not only did the portkey mess up, but they had to take a muggle airplane to England. Six hours with Anna did not go well with him.

They walked into the Great Hall and dropped their things. "Home, sweet, home," Anna said sarcastically.

"And the old Anna is back," Announced Harry "Not by popular demand."

"Ah I see you have arrived," Said Dumbledore walking down from the stairs. He checked them over. "You're in one piece, no severe mental damage, is that a Yankee hat?"

Harry nodded and handed it to him "For you professor, I thought you'd like it."

"Suck up," Mumbled Anna

"Now Anna what have we told you about saying things like that," Said Harry reprimanding her "We say nice things."

She snorted "Alright Potter, whatever you say."

"She's a feisty one." Teased Harry

She smacked him on the head "If you'll excuse me, I have hell to visit." She walked towards the Slytherin Common Rooms. After a few minutes of walking she bumped into Hermione.

"Just the witch I wanted to see," Anna said scowling "Sending me off with Potter! What were you thinking?!"

"I thought you two would start getting along." She said "But, obviously you want none of that."

She remained quiet.

"I know you're in there Anna," Hermione said "Let people into your life god damit!"

"I would if I could!"

Hermione squealed "I knew it!" Anna brushed past her. "Anna? What's wrong?"

She sighed and faced her "I don't deserve him! I'm in Slytherin, my family hates muggle-borns, and my uncle was a death eater!"

"But you're not;" Said Hermione "Harry won't care."

"Harry won't but everyone else will." She started to walk "Now, if you'll excuse me I'm going to drown myself in the shower."

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Harry and Ron were walking into the Great Hall, and just like old times they sung their favorite tune. (A/N: Sing to the tune of Hakuna Matata)

Avada Kedavra
What a horrible phrase
Avada Kedavra
You'll see a big green blaze
Before you realize
That's the end of your days
It's Voldy's moral-free
Malignity
Avada Kedavra

Ron: "Yeah, take Harry for example. (sings) Before he was at Hogwarts"

Harry: (opera style) "Before I was at Hogwarts!"

Ron: (digging in ear with pained expression on face) "Lovely, Harry"

Harry: (spoken) "Thank you."

Ron: "His parents were nice, young Lily and James; a great witch and wizard with a well-known name."

Harry: "Then Voldemort came- Through our door he burst; and he killed them, with that one atrocious curse, and oh!- the pain!"

Ron: "Yes, he was in pain"

Harry: "Thought of changing my name!"

Ron: "Oh, what's in a name?"

Harry: "'Till I went to Hogwarts"

Ron: "Where did you go?"

Harry: "It's located in-"

Ron: (covering Harry's mouth) "Harry! Not in front of the muggles!"

Harry: "Oh Sorry"

Avada Kedavra
What a horrible phrase
Avada Kedavra
You'll see a big green blaze
Before you realize
That's the end of your days
It's Voldy's moral-free
Malignity
Avada Kedavra

Hermione smiled as she entered the hall, which was up on its feet cheering for Harry and Ron. Maybe things were looking up for a change. She walked over to Harry and laughed as he grinned. "Having fun?"

Harry wiggled his eyes brows "Am I ever! It's great to be back! I missed this place."

"We missed you Harry," Sang a few people.

Harry laughed and straightened his black tuxedo. He titled his Fedora and winked. Hermione stifled a laugh at his attire, which she just noticed.

"Why are you wearing that?" She said with a raised eye brow

He smiled secretly "Oh I'm not done performing," He sat down "A little later maybe."

She rolled her eyes and watched Anna walk into the hall, robes billowing in her wake.

"She really knows how to make an entrance," Said Neville "Kind of freighting though."

Hermione snorted as Harry and Ron tried to tame there laughs. "Honestly" She said "You can be a little nicer."

"I wasn't being mean," Said Neville "She's very pretty, in an 'I'll bite your head off if you come near me' way."

Ron laughed openly "If you only knew Neville."

"She a Dark Witch?" He asked

Hermione shook her head angrily "She's on our side."

He nodded and looked at Harry "Go get her tiger."

Harry choked on his pumpkin juice sending some splattering towards Hermione. She quickly cleaned the mess up with a spell and glared at Harry, who was looking at Neville. "What in Merlin's name are you getting at?" Neville shrugged and went to talk to Dean Thomas. He turned back towards Ron and Hermione. "What was that all about?"

"Come off it Harry," Said Ron "We know you like her."

Harry's eyes widened and he laughed "Me? Like...her?" He laughed again "No way. Not happening. Not even possible." They started at him "You're joking right?"

Hermione smiled and Harry shrunk in his seat. "Just admit is Harry."

"There is nothing to admit!" He said getting up "Now, if you'll excuse me I've got some work to finish."

He walked out of the hall glaring at anyone who got in his way. Hermione chuckled and realization drew across Ron's face "He didn't get to sing."

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Harry stomped throughout the castle. 'I cannot believe them!' He thought 'Turning on me like I'm some lunatic monkey who's in love with an icy.' He leaned against the cold castle wall and banged his head a few times.

"So angst," Said Anna with a raised eyebrow "This happen a lot?"

"Ha ha," Said Harry sarcastically "Real funny."

"That was my intention," She said leaning against the wall "What's wrong with you? Sing out of tune? Fall of the stage?" A look of sarcastic surprise crossed her face "Were you replaced by a flying banana?" She smiled comfortingly, or at least tried to. "Don't worry, it's only a fad."

"WHAT in Merlin's name are you talking about?" He asked very loudly

"It's alright Potter, I understand," She said "Something's are just too good to last."

He glared at her and threw his hands up in the air "I was NOT replaced by a flying banana!"

"Honestly," She said a little agitated "You have to accept it."

He looked at her "You drive me insane! I've never met a person that could MAKE ME SO ANGRY! I've lost it! YOU'VE MADE ME LOSE IT."

"I can try to help you find it," Anna said looking around "Where did you have it last?" She asked him innocently.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ARGH! YOU....INSANE!...ME!" He said incoherently

"I insane you?"

"You know what I meant," He snapped "I hate you! You drive me insane! You get under my skin and just drive me insane! Every button to push YOU'VE NOT ONLY PUSHED BUT FOUND MORE!" He screamed into his hands.

"Frustrated?" She asked smirking

His eyes widened "YOU....EVIL! EVIL! ARGH!" He turned around and stalked off. She stayed behind smirking, before walking to her Common Room.

'I cannot believe her!' He thought 'She makes me so mad!' He walked, or rather stomped, to the Gryffindor Common Room and climbed in. He glared at Ron and Hermione. "She...She...makes me so ANGRY!"

Ron sniggered and Hermione stiffened a laugh. "Harry," She said "Try calming down."

Sparks were flying from his wand and he closed his eyes. The sparks stopped and he turned towards them. "It's what you wanted, isn't it?"

"What?" Said Ron

"You wanted me to think about liking her; you planted the idea in my head!"

Hermione smiled "Maybe"

He climbed up the dormitory stairs "Yeah, well congratulations."

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A/N: Haha, Harry is so frustrated right now. xD I am so evil. Lol. Sorry for such a short up-date...My creative-ness just needs some resting.

Amy-Felton: I'm trying to find the perfect way for him to admit it 'cause right now he's in denial and wants nothing to do with anything concerning her. Lol. And ah, I know, I'm having such a hard time making it hilarious...I need some inspiration goes to watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail

major issues 4 life: Haha. I'm stuck in the same state as the shudders Arizona Diamondbacks. Lol. I wear my Yankee jersey to school and ah, I love the glares I receive. Haha...You have a story? I'll have to go check it out. I'm having such a hard time writing fluff with these characters. Especially Anna. I go to write it and I'm like 'wait...this makes her totally OOC.' Ack. I'll figure it out...Maybe I can make Hr/R fluffy, that would work.