Disclaimer: haha....nothing

A/N: I just want to state, for the millionth time, that the bad grammar and mistakes are there on purpose. Never in a million years would I post something as horrible as this is with grammar, if it was not a parody. Lol.

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Harry walked to the Library in great hurry. He rounded past one corner and cringed. He quickly turned around, try to get away. Alas he had been spotted.

"Harry Potter," Said a sweet cool voice, "Just the lad I was looking for."

"You were looking for me?" He asked turning around to face Anna. He wiped away an imaginary tear, "That means you care..."

"Don't get your hopes up," She said rolling her eyes, "Now, come on. We've got work to do in the Library." Harry sighed but nodded, inwardly happy to have someone to study with, even if it was her. "So," She said "Anything new happening in your life?" She looked expectantly at him.

He raised an eyebrow "Why?"

"Fine," She said raising her arms in an 'I surrender' way. "I was just wondering."

"Oh," He said, feeling rather stupid. "Nothing really, it's been kind of boring these past few days."

She nodded "You can say that again."

"It's been kind of boring these past days." He said, teasing. She rolled her eyes and he laughed.

"Think that's funny do you?" She asked. He nodded, clearly amused and she laughed. "Yeah I guess it was."

"What's this?" He asked "Anna Sinclair giving in to Harry Potter, not once, but twice?"

She looked at the Library and smiled. "We're here."

"Thank you Captain Obvious," He said, while thinking 'Must ask her about that later'

"Captain Obvious is my name, telling obvious things is my game." She winked at him before opening the door.

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Ron scribbled onto a piece of parchment, sighed and crumpled it up. Soon the floor was littered in little balls of parchment.

Harry walked into their dorm with a raised eyebrow. "Making Crookshanks some new toys?"

"I'm trying to write a bloody fanfitcion!" He said angrily "But, nothing is working out!"

"What are you writing about?" Harry asked, leaning over to look at the title "Harry Potter and the bloody chamber." He raised an eyebrow in question.

"So you, Harry Potter, are transported into the Lord of the Rings-"

"What?"

"Don't ask questions just listen! Anyway, you get transported into the LOTR universe where you meet all these new people, and then a pretty American girl comes and turns me against Hermione. Then a new girl comes and falls in love with LEGOLAS! Think of the odds of someone writing a story like that! Anyway, we're all like fighting and all, and you get terribly angst and I said 'bloody hell' a fucking million times. Hermione chest fills out. And somehow Professor Snape gets transported into the universe with us! He falls madly in love with Voldemort and they have twins!"

Harry nodded, "Is Cho a whore? Because fanfitcion law states that she must be."

Ron nodded "Bloody hell Harry. It's all been taken care of. Anyway, since there is absolutely NO cannon of Harry Potter in the Lord of the Rings, or vice-versa, I thought it'd be cool to write, know what I mean?"

"This story is going to be off the hook!" He looked confused "But, do tell me Ron, don't you have to have a grasp of grammar?"

Ron shook his head, "No you do not. As long as you can write in short hand, why use long hand?"

"But what about a plot?"

"Who needs a plot?!" Ron said "Bloody hell, Harry, as long as your piece of crap is readable; there is no need for this thing you speak of...plot was it?"

Harry nodded, "I think I understand now RON!"

"Good," He leaned in "Get all angst..."

Harry nodded and threw a pillow to the ground "I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! I don't want to be transported to another universe! When I get my hands on that old coot Dumbledore he'll wish he'd never been born!"

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"Two hops this time, bring it back bow, left foot slide right," Sang Hermione as she danced in the Common Room.

Harry walked inside drying off his calculator. He looked at Hermione, "It fell in the toilet."

She looked at him confusedly, "Why were you in the bathroom with your calculator?"

"...Math Porn?..."

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"And then Harry jumped over the amazingly large cliff..." Wrote Ron "By using his newly acquired Elven powers..."

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Harry swung his hips to the left and danced around the Common Room, in what looked like an ancient tribal dance. He sung in an Elmer Fudge voice.

"Silly rabbit...hahahahahaha...I'm so sexy for my hat, to sexy for my hat what you think about that?" Hermione nodded and followed his steps. "I'm too sexy for the rabbit, to sexy for the rabbit, the silly rabbit. The way I'm disco dancing. I'm Elmer Fudge, you what I mean and I'm so sexy for the rabbbbbbit, the rabbit..."

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"And that is how you write a story!" Said Ron kissing his creation, rather disturbingly. He wiped away his drool and sent it off with his owl. "First place here I come."

"I hope you win," Said Harry, "You worked real hard on that piece of crap."

"Now, now Harry," Said Hermione scolding "Ron worked hard on that story. Not crap."

"If Anna was here she'd agree with me!"

"Anna was just put into the story to give you something to be angst about," Scoffed Hermione.

"Why don't you go straighten your hair?" Said Harry, flipping though his script, "That was supposed to happen THREE chapters ago!"

"Go fu-"

"Language Mione!" Smirked Harry

Ron stared at Hermione's hair, "Good god woman...is there a person in there?"

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A/N: haha. No offense to anyone whose written a crossover, they're sometimes hard to write because you have to have the two universes complement, not contradict, each other. So um REVIEW! :)

Black Emerald Dawn: Yay! You reviewed this fic too! lol. I'm surprised so many people actually like the story. xD

Major issues 4 life: Tell me when it's posted and I'll go R/R it. :) Hmm...no Hermione and Ron? Haha. I'm not a fan of Harry/anyone either but it's fun to write. xD I like putting Ron with OC people. But, then people get mad and, eh...lo.