Pizza Delivery Boy

sexy 420: hey

dutchy666: hi there

sexy 420: u wanna cyber?

dutchy666: hell yeah!

sexy 420: cool i like dutch guys lol

Dutchy666: i'm actually ukranian.

sexy 420: lol so, what do u look like?

dutchy666 : tall well built blonde haired blue eyed guy, part time job at dominoes pizza place.

sexy 420: mmmm u sound sexy

sexy 420: i'm a brown haired blue eyed 5"2 grrl school full time work part time. how old are you?

dutchy666: wow. i bet all that work must make you hungry.

dutchy666: say, you wanna order a pizza?

sexy 420: no thanks. how old are you?

dutchy666: we got specials, y'know. three toppings for the price of one. a third of the price!

sexy 420: i'm 18

dutchy666: eighteen, huh? well, if you want, i could lie and say you fell into the "child" category, which is twelve and under. in that case, you could get a free dino toy!

sexy 420: no im really not hungry

sexy 420: i just ate

sexy 420: what do u like to do in ur free time?

dutchy666: in that case, we can always send you some sizzling hot cinistix. nothing like the heavenly taste of cinistix to end a meal, huh?

sexy 420: no, thats fine, im really not all that hungry

dutchy666: but i haven't even told you about our new yorker special!

sexy 420: no really, im fine. where u from?

dutchy666: you know that our pepperoni pizza is the best pizza in town? no processed cheese or fake meat. the real deal. and what a deal it is! you want to hear prices?

sexy 420: no thanks

sexy 420: u wanna spice up the conversation?

sexy 420: common

sexy 420: ill tell u what im wearing...

dutchy666: we got spices on top of the pizza. seasonings, we call 'um, but they're sort of spices. a lot of people don't realize that, but as an ingredient, they're crucial.

sexy 420: no more about pizza

dutchy666: i bet i can change your mind. think of it...that hot, sizzling cheese...that thick pepperoni...that dripping, spicy sauce...

sexy 420: no, it doesn't change my mind

dutchy666: imagine curling your fingers into that soft, chewy dough as the sauce drips across your body, rolling around in that hot sizzling cheese, and closing your lips around that juicy pepperoni, letting the meat roll over your tongue...

sexy 420: well thing is i prefer to lick hot chocolate syrup off ur body

sexy 420: its much sweeter

sexy 420: what r u wearing?

dutchy666: we have desert pizzas too, if you like. they're on special! but for a limited time only.

sexy 420: really? what r the toppings so i can lik them off ur body?

dutchy666: depends which pizza you're ordering

sexy 420: ummmm kay. one with the whipped crema and cherries.

dutchy666: we don't got whipped cream and cherries. however, if you'd prefer, we have whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles and strawberries.

sexy 420: kay i wanna lick them off u

dutchy666: well...you'd have to order it first

sexy 420: but if i was at your place i would lov u to have the toppings on ur chest and then have them going downwards towards ur pants

dutchy666: but we can't just take the pizzas home. we'd have to pay for them, and get them delivered there.

sexy 420: well thing is id be at the pizza place and pull u into the back room.

dutchy666: ummm...you mean the freezer?

sexy 420: sure

sexy 420: we could make a heat wave

sexy 420: LOL

sexy 420: while we were in there

dutchy666: a heat wave? but then all the pepperoni would warm up before it was supposed to, it might go bad

sexy 420: wed be so caught up in the heat of the moment that we wouldn't care

dutchy666: you know...i've been working at dominoes for the past couple of years, and the number one thing it's taught me, as an employee of course, is to be conscientious. Over the last while, i've learned leadership skills that are indispensible when it comes to real life. i mean...you always have to think ahead in these situations.

dutchy666: hello?

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