Rodent Problem

The first thing Racetrack noticed when he walked into the apartment was the fact that Skittery was painting a beaver in the front room.

"What are you doing?" Racetrack hollered, staring in disbelief at his room mate. The animal let out a discontent whine and struggled wetly in it's captors grip. Skittery glanced up, and raised his paintbrush. Both he and the beaver were splattered in olive green.

"What's it look like?" Skittery replied.

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Write a fic (length, time period, characters, so forth and so on up to you) where the only lines are "What are you doing?" and "What does it look like?"

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Omniscient Bookseller - Ooh, perhaps I shall make a movie out of this. We've moved onto the fiction part of the year in my film class, so the idea is entirely plausible. However, this piece would be fun to do as well. BEAVER. Oh, and I have to ask now, because I can't wait until the next update of "It Just Won't Quit". You said that your fave fic by me was "Pure", and I remember the title, but I honestly cannot remember what it was about….do you? Could you…tell me? --;; This is what comes from deleting so many fics.

Allaboutelephants22 - Ahhh…that's a brilliant, brilliant name. -chuckles to self- Thanks so much! I'm glad you enjoyed them. With me being the ever critical, never-approving being that I am, it's nice to get feedback from someone other than myself. Your wish is maaaaaaa command.

Mush's Skittles - Ha ha ha! I'm so glad you like it. I know the feeling when I read a fic that I can visualize, so I'm glad that I can make someone else feel that way.

Shakesperean fool - I just wanted Death to say; "I HAVE NO FRIENDS!" For some reason, that struck me as absolutely hilarious. -shrug- I'm glad you liked it, thanks so much.

Iikaspeck - Christ, do I know faulty computers. -- I do not have a faulty computer, I have the faulty computer. Ha! Pizza delivery boy was basically me pretending I was a guy in order to fuck with people's heads in chatrooms. So it's not really fiction per say…but close enough. DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA?! Wow. Now I love you.

xxNightBright - …I'm Jewish.

No I'm not.