Fanfic of Insanity
Chapter 2: Who the Hell Are They?
Reviewer Responses
Rioni26: Glad you liked it. You were our first reviewer in the YGO one. Thank you!*throws all YYH and YGO bishounen plushies to you*
Rose Spirit: Glad you liked it. Yes, it was a long chapter, but you better get used to it! We will have some of the longest chapters in humor fics ever!*gives you a cookie*
Kittengrl39: Sorry, but as you can see, Truth or Dare is over. We'll try to incorporate the truth you suggested in I Never though. Thanks for the idea! *gives you a kitten*
ChrryBlssm: Thanks for reviewing. You're right, it IS random insanity. *throws you plushies of GW characters*
Disclaimer:As always, MM and DF own nothing. We never will own anything. So, if you sue us, the most you'll get is a forsaken Barney DVD because MM will die before she gives away her yaoi thoughts. ^__^
Flamers: If you flame us, be prepared to be taught new cuss words. MM and DF have no qualms about cursing at you(in several different languages). So if you can't take it, don't flame!(Constructive criticism is accepted and taken to heart.)
DF: I hope that covered everything.
Bakura: What do we do now?
Tea: *suddenly comes back to life* We can be friends!!!
Everyone else: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
DF: WHY WON'T YOU DIE BITCH?!
Tea:*with evil grin* Friendship never dies!
DF: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Wait, that gives me a few ideas...*pulls various torture devices out of nowhere* Mwhahahahhahahahaha...
MM: *not listening, reading GW fanfics on DF's computer*
DF: *notices MM* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
~Gundam Wing characters and Malik and Marik suddenly fall in~
Wu Fei: Where the hell are we?
Heero: Hn.
Hiei: *glares at Heero* Hn.
Duo, Yusuke, and Kuwabaka: *laughs*
MM: This room is getting crowded... Lets watch TV.
DF: No. We could never decide on what to watch seeing as several people here can't take a horror movie. Let's play either I Never or Spin the Bottle.
MM: *evil grin at her favorite yaoi couples*
Yaoi couples (Bakura/Ryou, Heero/Duo, Eclipse/Raenef, Yami/Kaiba, Trowa/Quatre, Marik/Malik, Jounochi/Yuugi, and Treize/Zechs): O_O *gulp*
Relena: I think we should play a game with lots of pink! *heart*
Everyone else: *is scared* HELL NO!
MM: Lets play I Never first... *evil, evil grin*
Raenef: Don't you have to drink alcohol to play that?
DF: Exactly...
Ryou: But we're under 21!
Bakura, Malik, Eclipse, Marik, Hiei, Genkai, Trieze, Zechs, Yami, Touya, Jin, Botan, and
Koenma: I'M NOT UNDER 21!!!( Yukina would say that as well, but we're keeping her IC)
DF: To hell with the age limit, we'll all drink.
MM: YAY! ^_____^
Shizuka: Are you sure?
Yusuke and Duo: HELL YEAH!
MM: OK! *hands out vodka that she had stored god knows where..*
DF: Ok, I'll start. I've never obsessed over someone that I liked.
MM: You made that up just for me. *takes loooooooooooooooong drink*
Relena, Kuwabaka, Mai, Wufei, Ryou, Krayon, Raenef, Eclipse, and Bakura: *take a drink*
Duzell:*randomly appears* You are all idiots.
Kuwabaka: KITTY!!! *runs to glomp Duzie*
Duzell:*turns into Ishtar*
Kuwabaka:O_O AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!*faints* @_@
Duzie: *randomly disappears*
Everyone else: O_O
Trowa: That was...interesting...
Quatre: Yeah...
Botan: ^^ Okay, now what?^^
Hiei: Hn.
Heero: HN!
Hiei and Heero:*start to fight*
Kenshin:*randomly appears* You should not be fighting, that you shouldn't. *randomly disappears*
Raenef: AAAAHH, THE RANDOMNESS! *runs around insanely*
Hiei and Heero: HN!!!
Duo: Your vocabulary is limited, Hee-chan.
Everyone: O_O Duo uses more then two syllable words?!....................wait.......HEE- CHAN?!
Heero: _
Duo: Ehehehehehe....I meant...umm....have you seen the latest movie?
Everyone:-_- Right....
Mai: C'mon hunnys, we've got to get back to the game.
Relena: Is it possible there is someone creepier then me?
Everyone, especially Heero: NO!
Relena:*sees Heero for the first time* HEERO! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND KILL ME!
Heero: OK! *takes out gun*
Relena: No, no, I didn't mean it!
Heero: Damn...*glares triple Heero Yuy patented death glare at Relena*
Duo: Wow, maybe someone annoys him more then me! ^-^
DF: That's impossible.
MM and Duo: *glare at DF*
DF: *ignores glares as she gets them all the time from MM* Raenef, go.
Raenef: ^^ Okay! Even though I'm a demon lord, I've never killed someone!
All the guys in YYH (except Koenma), Genkai, all the guys in GW, Kaiba, Yami, Bakura, Malik, Marik, Eclipse, Erutis, and DF: *take a drink*
MM: Do my sick little fantasies count?
DF: No.
MM: Fine, then I haven't killed someone...yet...*shoves butchering knife back into purse*
Everyone(besides DF as she's used to this):*back away from MM scared*
~MM and DF pause for a drawing break~ .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ............................................................................................................................................................................................................
~MM and DF return~
Heero and Duo: *look at what MM was drawing* O_O *look at each other and blush* *proceed to kill MM slowly*
Quatre: What was she drawing?
DF: *looks at drawing* O_O You really DON'T want to know.
Demon Diary Crew: *randomly disappears*
Everyone: O_O
Yusuke: Okay....
~With the DD cast~
Demon Diary Crew: *land in front of a certain pink wearing samurai that's doing laundry*
Kenshin: O_O Oro? This is unexpected, that it is.
DD cast: *randomly poofs back to Raenef's place*
Kenshin: O__________O Oro?! *faints* @_@ (A/N : Sorry, we couldn't resist.)
~ Now back to your regularly scheduled (insane) program~
DF: Alright...I guess we should get back to the game.
Relena:^^ I'll go! Then Heero can kill me!
Heero:*takes out gun*
Relena: NOT YET!!!
Heero:*grumbles and puts gun away...for now*
Relena: I've never, ever worn an ungirlish color like black!
DF, MM, Bakura, Kaiba, Yami, Yuugi, Jounouchi, all characters in YYH except Botan, and all GW characters except Relena:*take a drink*
MM, DF, Hiei, Yami, and Duo:*drink a lot more then everyone else*
Malik: I SHALL SEND MY RARE HUNTERS TO KILL YOU AND STEAL YOUR EGYPTIAN GOD CARDS!!! MWHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!
Yami: But I end up beating you! See, it says so in the script! *holds up script*
Malik: *looks at script* WHAT?! NO WAY IN HELL!!! *steals script* Mwhahahahhahahahaha....*writes new script* NOW YOU SHALL PAY YAMI!!!!
MM: Pass the popcorn.
DF: *hands MM popcorn* This is better then I never, I guess. Mabey we should cut it short. How about one more confession?
MM: Fine, but then we play spin the bottle. *evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, grin at favorite yaoi couples(again)*
Yaoi couples: *are too busy watching the duel between Yami and Malik to notice*
MM:*thanks yaoi god and Shinigami that they didn't notice*
Duo:*turns around* Who's thanking me?
DF: Alright, lets ignore the power-hungry freaks and do one more I Never.
Quatre: Then what?
DF: Then we go to sleep. MM will be choosing the sleeping arrangements.
Everyone:O_O We are so screwed.
MM: Literally...*innocent smile that fools no one*
DF: Come on, lets get on with the game.
~All sit in screwed up decagon(LOL)~
DF: Who should go now? Hmm.. How bout you Yukina?
Yukina: Okay....I've never dyed my hair.
Botan, MM, Yuugi, and Yami:*take a drink*
Everyone: We saw that coming....
DF: Time for bed. We should get to sleep early, as some people won't get much sleep with MM picking the assignments.
MM:*pervy grin* Alright, Bakura and Ryou over there *points in random direction*, Yami and Kaiba over there *diff random direction* Marik and Malik over there *just assume for the rest of the time she pairs people off like this she points*, Jounochi and Yuugi over there, Heero and Duo in the closet-
DF: No, everyone stays in here.
MM: Why?
DF: I want to make sure that they don't blow up my room.
MM: Uhh... Why would they do that, I had something very different in mind for them...
DF: They would blow up my room to get far away from this insanity. Continue.
MM: Fine, Heero and Duo over there, Trowa and Quatre over there, Treize and Zechs over there... and uh Relena in the toilet.
DF: No, she stays in here just like everyone else. All the other people, just find a spot and feel lucky that MM isn't going to videotape you as she's sleeping next to me. I'm a light sleeper and she'll have to make SOME noise to get the tapes.
MM: You're no fun...
Kuwabaka: *tries to get next to Yukina*
Hiei: *notices the baka and knocks him out* Hn.
Everyone except yaoi couples: *goes to sleep*
The End....for now.
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DF: Sorry it's short, but between school and other activities, MM and I are hard-pressed to find time to breathe, much less write. The activities of the night will be up next chapter, as will Spin the Bottle. So, press that little blue-purple button and review!
MM: Lots of yaoi next chapter, if I get my way. *wink*
DF:.........*backs away from yaoi freak*
Chapter 2: Who the Hell Are They?
Reviewer Responses
Rioni26: Glad you liked it. You were our first reviewer in the YGO one. Thank you!*throws all YYH and YGO bishounen plushies to you*
Rose Spirit: Glad you liked it. Yes, it was a long chapter, but you better get used to it! We will have some of the longest chapters in humor fics ever!*gives you a cookie*
Kittengrl39: Sorry, but as you can see, Truth or Dare is over. We'll try to incorporate the truth you suggested in I Never though. Thanks for the idea! *gives you a kitten*
ChrryBlssm: Thanks for reviewing. You're right, it IS random insanity. *throws you plushies of GW characters*
Disclaimer:As always, MM and DF own nothing. We never will own anything. So, if you sue us, the most you'll get is a forsaken Barney DVD because MM will die before she gives away her yaoi thoughts. ^__^
Flamers: If you flame us, be prepared to be taught new cuss words. MM and DF have no qualms about cursing at you(in several different languages). So if you can't take it, don't flame!(Constructive criticism is accepted and taken to heart.)
DF: I hope that covered everything.
Bakura: What do we do now?
Tea: *suddenly comes back to life* We can be friends!!!
Everyone else: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
DF: WHY WON'T YOU DIE BITCH?!
Tea:*with evil grin* Friendship never dies!
DF: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Wait, that gives me a few ideas...*pulls various torture devices out of nowhere* Mwhahahahhahahahaha...
MM: *not listening, reading GW fanfics on DF's computer*
DF: *notices MM* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
~Gundam Wing characters and Malik and Marik suddenly fall in~
Wu Fei: Where the hell are we?
Heero: Hn.
Hiei: *glares at Heero* Hn.
Duo, Yusuke, and Kuwabaka: *laughs*
MM: This room is getting crowded... Lets watch TV.
DF: No. We could never decide on what to watch seeing as several people here can't take a horror movie. Let's play either I Never or Spin the Bottle.
MM: *evil grin at her favorite yaoi couples*
Yaoi couples (Bakura/Ryou, Heero/Duo, Eclipse/Raenef, Yami/Kaiba, Trowa/Quatre, Marik/Malik, Jounochi/Yuugi, and Treize/Zechs): O_O *gulp*
Relena: I think we should play a game with lots of pink! *heart*
Everyone else: *is scared* HELL NO!
MM: Lets play I Never first... *evil, evil grin*
Raenef: Don't you have to drink alcohol to play that?
DF: Exactly...
Ryou: But we're under 21!
Bakura, Malik, Eclipse, Marik, Hiei, Genkai, Trieze, Zechs, Yami, Touya, Jin, Botan, and
Koenma: I'M NOT UNDER 21!!!( Yukina would say that as well, but we're keeping her IC)
DF: To hell with the age limit, we'll all drink.
MM: YAY! ^_____^
Shizuka: Are you sure?
Yusuke and Duo: HELL YEAH!
MM: OK! *hands out vodka that she had stored god knows where..*
DF: Ok, I'll start. I've never obsessed over someone that I liked.
MM: You made that up just for me. *takes loooooooooooooooong drink*
Relena, Kuwabaka, Mai, Wufei, Ryou, Krayon, Raenef, Eclipse, and Bakura: *take a drink*
Duzell:*randomly appears* You are all idiots.
Kuwabaka: KITTY!!! *runs to glomp Duzie*
Duzell:*turns into Ishtar*
Kuwabaka:O_O AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!*faints* @_@
Duzie: *randomly disappears*
Everyone else: O_O
Trowa: That was...interesting...
Quatre: Yeah...
Botan: ^^ Okay, now what?^^
Hiei: Hn.
Heero: HN!
Hiei and Heero:*start to fight*
Kenshin:*randomly appears* You should not be fighting, that you shouldn't. *randomly disappears*
Raenef: AAAAHH, THE RANDOMNESS! *runs around insanely*
Hiei and Heero: HN!!!
Duo: Your vocabulary is limited, Hee-chan.
Everyone: O_O Duo uses more then two syllable words?!....................wait.......HEE- CHAN?!
Heero: _
Duo: Ehehehehehe....I meant...umm....have you seen the latest movie?
Everyone:-_- Right....
Mai: C'mon hunnys, we've got to get back to the game.
Relena: Is it possible there is someone creepier then me?
Everyone, especially Heero: NO!
Relena:*sees Heero for the first time* HEERO! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND KILL ME!
Heero: OK! *takes out gun*
Relena: No, no, I didn't mean it!
Heero: Damn...*glares triple Heero Yuy patented death glare at Relena*
Duo: Wow, maybe someone annoys him more then me! ^-^
DF: That's impossible.
MM and Duo: *glare at DF*
DF: *ignores glares as she gets them all the time from MM* Raenef, go.
Raenef: ^^ Okay! Even though I'm a demon lord, I've never killed someone!
All the guys in YYH (except Koenma), Genkai, all the guys in GW, Kaiba, Yami, Bakura, Malik, Marik, Eclipse, Erutis, and DF: *take a drink*
MM: Do my sick little fantasies count?
DF: No.
MM: Fine, then I haven't killed someone...yet...*shoves butchering knife back into purse*
Everyone(besides DF as she's used to this):*back away from MM scared*
~MM and DF pause for a drawing break~ .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ............................................................................................................................................................................................................
~MM and DF return~
Heero and Duo: *look at what MM was drawing* O_O *look at each other and blush* *proceed to kill MM slowly*
Quatre: What was she drawing?
DF: *looks at drawing* O_O You really DON'T want to know.
Demon Diary Crew: *randomly disappears*
Everyone: O_O
Yusuke: Okay....
~With the DD cast~
Demon Diary Crew: *land in front of a certain pink wearing samurai that's doing laundry*
Kenshin: O_O Oro? This is unexpected, that it is.
DD cast: *randomly poofs back to Raenef's place*
Kenshin: O__________O Oro?! *faints* @_@ (A/N : Sorry, we couldn't resist.)
~ Now back to your regularly scheduled (insane) program~
DF: Alright...I guess we should get back to the game.
Relena:^^ I'll go! Then Heero can kill me!
Heero:*takes out gun*
Relena: NOT YET!!!
Heero:*grumbles and puts gun away...for now*
Relena: I've never, ever worn an ungirlish color like black!
DF, MM, Bakura, Kaiba, Yami, Yuugi, Jounouchi, all characters in YYH except Botan, and all GW characters except Relena:*take a drink*
MM, DF, Hiei, Yami, and Duo:*drink a lot more then everyone else*
Malik: I SHALL SEND MY RARE HUNTERS TO KILL YOU AND STEAL YOUR EGYPTIAN GOD CARDS!!! MWHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!
Yami: But I end up beating you! See, it says so in the script! *holds up script*
Malik: *looks at script* WHAT?! NO WAY IN HELL!!! *steals script* Mwhahahahhahahahaha....*writes new script* NOW YOU SHALL PAY YAMI!!!!
MM: Pass the popcorn.
DF: *hands MM popcorn* This is better then I never, I guess. Mabey we should cut it short. How about one more confession?
MM: Fine, but then we play spin the bottle. *evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, grin at favorite yaoi couples(again)*
Yaoi couples: *are too busy watching the duel between Yami and Malik to notice*
MM:*thanks yaoi god and Shinigami that they didn't notice*
Duo:*turns around* Who's thanking me?
DF: Alright, lets ignore the power-hungry freaks and do one more I Never.
Quatre: Then what?
DF: Then we go to sleep. MM will be choosing the sleeping arrangements.
Everyone:O_O We are so screwed.
MM: Literally...*innocent smile that fools no one*
DF: Come on, lets get on with the game.
~All sit in screwed up decagon(LOL)~
DF: Who should go now? Hmm.. How bout you Yukina?
Yukina: Okay....I've never dyed my hair.
Botan, MM, Yuugi, and Yami:*take a drink*
Everyone: We saw that coming....
DF: Time for bed. We should get to sleep early, as some people won't get much sleep with MM picking the assignments.
MM:*pervy grin* Alright, Bakura and Ryou over there *points in random direction*, Yami and Kaiba over there *diff random direction* Marik and Malik over there *just assume for the rest of the time she pairs people off like this she points*, Jounochi and Yuugi over there, Heero and Duo in the closet-
DF: No, everyone stays in here.
MM: Why?
DF: I want to make sure that they don't blow up my room.
MM: Uhh... Why would they do that, I had something very different in mind for them...
DF: They would blow up my room to get far away from this insanity. Continue.
MM: Fine, Heero and Duo over there, Trowa and Quatre over there, Treize and Zechs over there... and uh Relena in the toilet.
DF: No, she stays in here just like everyone else. All the other people, just find a spot and feel lucky that MM isn't going to videotape you as she's sleeping next to me. I'm a light sleeper and she'll have to make SOME noise to get the tapes.
MM: You're no fun...
Kuwabaka: *tries to get next to Yukina*
Hiei: *notices the baka and knocks him out* Hn.
Everyone except yaoi couples: *goes to sleep*
The End....for now.
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DF: Sorry it's short, but between school and other activities, MM and I are hard-pressed to find time to breathe, much less write. The activities of the night will be up next chapter, as will Spin the Bottle. So, press that little blue-purple button and review!
MM: Lots of yaoi next chapter, if I get my way. *wink*
DF:.........*backs away from yaoi freak*