MM: Mwahaha! I'm back! 'cheesy grin' And since I'm using my vacation time to write this (DF: She's putting off summer reading. And she beat her new game. And she read all her new manga. And she can't draw in the car.) ya'll should review and stuffs. Unfortunately, I had to write this chapter alone. Fortunately, this is a shounen-ai/yaoi chapter, just cuz I say so.
Oh, and I forgot the pairings, so I'll just write my favorites. Whatever.
I wrote half of this on vacation, and the other half under pressure from DF, several months later. So if it sucks, blame her for rushing me.
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::everybody is gathered in DF's cramped room::
Duo: How are we gonna sleep in here? Its so crowded, we'd have to sleep on top of each other! 'glances at Heero' 'nervous chuckle'
MM: That was kinda the point.
::awkward pause::
Hiei: Hn.
Jounochi: Don't you know that if you want to break an awkward silence, you should do it with a word that is at least one syllable and means something?
MM: I agree. Awkward silences should be broken with a severely out of context scream of 'YAOI!'
Ryou: So, uh, back to the original topic… how do we go to sleep?
MM: I'm so glad you asked, dear Ryou. I have invested several seconds of my time to come up with a plan-
DF: -and we don't want to hear it. Some of us are still remotely innocent.
Yukina: 'blinks in confusion'
Mokuba: Onii-sama, what are they babbling about this time?
MM: 'in teacher voice' Oh, you people ask the most delightful questions! Merely open your FAKE #7 books to page… um… somewhere near the end of the book, to find out!
Mai: I don't want to know.
MM: : )
(MM stops writing this chapter for several months until DF can get her lazy ass back to work again)
MM: Hello! Wait, this already happened. 'glances back at chapter' Ok, um, well, I'm letting a friend borrow FAKE #7, so, um, back to sleeping arrangements.
DF: 'is off reading manga and not paying attention'
MM: So I think we went over this last chapter, but I don't have internet from where I'm perched, so I'll make something up. Ok, now I shall group everyone in pairs: Bakura & Ryou, Heero & Duo, Yami & Kaiba, Jounochi & Yuugi, Trowa & Quatre, Marik & Malik, Treize & Zechs… hm, did I miss anyone? Oh yeah, Honda & Otogi. Now we're done. Can anybody think of anyone else?
All the girls and YYH characters: What about us?
MM: Whatever. But now it seems something is missing. Oh well.
::pairs are sitting together, glaring at MM::
MM: Well? Well? WELL? Why are you just sitting there? 'hyperventilates' Oh right, you need your own separate little space. Hmm… I wonder. Has anyone ever been to an alternative dimension? Or a private place in the house?
Kurama, Hiei, and Kuwabara: 'raise their hands'
Kuwabara: I can slice through alternative dimensions!
MM: I KNOW! GRR… YOU HURT/KILLED/I DUNNO THE URAOTOKO! GRRRR…. I HATE YOU FOR THAT! ITSUKI'S PET… 'sniff ' 'brightens up' Wait, I know! 'runs to the computer' 'messes stuff up'
::yet another bright, glowy light::
Duo: Are more characters coming?
Heero: Hn. (translation: NOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING!!!!)
Mitarai: 'appears in the middle of the room' Hi, I'm pathetic.
MM: Not you! 'puts him back in Mushiyori' (MM: I apologize to any Mitarai fans. Really, I don't have a problem with him, but he really seems to have major sheep syndrome. And you gotta admit, his Japanese voice makes him sound totally vulnerable and, well, pathetic.) 'presses more buttons'
::two characters appear in the middle of the room::
YYH: OH NO!
Sensui: Can you please be quiet? I can't hear the TV… and there's a pretty song on… 'looks around' Or, there was.
Yusuke: But I killed you!
Sensui: And I killed you. So we're even.
Itsuki: Shinobu… you're alive…. 'starts crying'
Sensui: So I am…
Itsuki: Shinobu…
Hiei: This is getting too pathetic for my tastes.
Tea: Aww, they're such good FRIENDS!
MM: 'to Tea' OMG, you're from Funimation, aren't you? 'to Itsuki' Itsuki, you can make gateways to other dimensions, riiiiiiiight?
Itsuki: That is correct.
MM: Then make abuncha dimensions for them! 'points to shounen-ai couples'
Itsuki: I could.
MM: 'gets scary' DO IT!
Perverted people: With who? 'minds in gutter'
Itsuki: I have no reason to.
MM: Yes you do.'creepy smile'
Itsuki: …?
MM: You owe me a favor.
Itsuki: Huh?
MM: Your boyfriend is alive, and seated right next to you.
Mai: But didn't DF ban that yaoi stuff in YuYuHakusho?
MM: Ah, yes, but this is CANON! She can't stop it!
Itsuki: Actually, 'dramatic music is cued' Shinobu is not my boyfriend. I'm just secretly in love with his original personality. 'angst angst'
Sensui: Yes, very secretly.
Everyone else:…
MM: So, will you do it?
Perverted people: 'back to the gutter'
MM: 'is somehow oblivious'
Itsuki:' nods'
MM: YAY! 'dances around room' And don't forget to plant video cameras in every dimension!
Bakura: Ever heard of privacy?
MM: I'll worry about that later.
Ryou: I don't think she really cares.
MM: 'suddenly understands the pervertedness from earlier' Ooooohhh… (DF: Actually, there is another story of her delayed reaction perversity. She'll type it up after the chapter is over. MM: STAY TUNED AFTER THE FEATURE FOR OUR NOT-SO-UNIQUE BEHIND THE SCENES LOOK AT MY STUPIDITY!)
Itsuki: 'creates gateways to random dimensions'
Shounen-ai couples: 'go in dimensions'
Shizuru: That was pretty anti-climactic...
MM: 'shoves vid cams in dimensions'
Gateways: 'close up'
Itsuki: 'conjures up the Uraotoko that is somehow back alive and him and Sensui disappear into it'
::Everybody sits in a 'circle' that would give a geometry teacher nightmares for a year::
DF: I finished reading your Utena movie manga! I didn't really get it because it was in Japanese, but at least nobody turned into a car!
MM: Um… yeah!
Yusuke: 'grabs manga' 'oogles hentai'
DF: Say, weren't there more people? I seem to remember that your favorite yaoi couples were here…
MM: Oh dear, where could they be?
Mai: They're in a better place.
DF: I refuse to believe that MM would just kill off her favorite yaoi couples…
MM: Really! And all the yaoi couples have somebody die! In that Rurouni Kenshin movie, both people died, and Sensui dies… 'starts crying'
Mai: Seriously, they're in a better place.
DF:'turns to MM' What did you do?
MM: nothing…
DF: I WILL find out.
MM: Um… no…
DF: Yes, I will.
::in the 'dimension' Itsuki sent Bakura and Ryou to::
Ryou: Oooh, it's a soft couch with stuff on it.
Bakura:…
Ryou: Lets remove the stuff!
Bakura:…
Ryou: Then we can get it on on this couch!
Bakura: OKAY!
::they proceed to remove stuff::
Ryou: Hey, this envelope has drawings and stuff, which are drawn by the sender. Its from an 'MM' to a 'DF'.
Bakura: No way… but that would mean we're…
Ryou: Oh…no…
Bakura: Oh… well. 'pounces Ryou'
::back to DF's room::
MM: NO!
DF: YES!
MM: NO!
DF: YES!
MM: NO!
Kurama: Remind me again why they're fighting…
DF: I will hurt you! Severely!
MM: Meep! 'runs downstairs into kitchen'
DF: 'follows' YOU WILL SUFFER! I'M SUGER-HIGH EVEN THOUGH I HAVEN'T HAD ANY SUGAR!
MM: Yummy cookies! Munchies!
DF: 'is angry' 'is pissed' 'is furious'(MM had a thesaurus lying around) Hey, what is that sound coming from the TV room?
MM: What sound? 'listens' Oh, it sounds like a yaoi doujinshi come to life!
DF: WHAT? 'storms over'
Bakura and Ryou: 'making out on the couch'
DF: Oh, my f--ing God-Who-I-Don't-Believe-In…
MM: 'still eating' What is it? 'walks over'
DF: Oh no.
MM: Wow… 'melts into a pile of mush'
DF: I told you I would find out what you did. 'is proud' Now, to find where you hid the others…
MM: 'not listening'
::suddenly, the front door opens::
DF's Mom: Hi girls, we're back early. How was your stay?
DF's Dad: We had fun doing whatever plot device we where doing.
DF's little brother: What are those weird noises?
DF and MM: This can't be happening…
Ryou: KURA!
Bakura: RYOU!
Kurama: 'pokes his head downstairs' Konnichiwa! Ore wa Minamino Suuichi desu. Yoroshiku.
Hiei: Hn.
Tea: Hi, lets all be friends!
Mai: Whats the matter, why is everyone just standing here?
Serenity: Where is Joey?
Botan: HI!
Jin: 'some greeting in weird English-dubbed irish accent that MM can't write 'cause she's never heard him speak in English'
Touya: …
Relena: Where is Heero? Lets talk about peace!
Yukina: It's a pleasure to meet you, new people.
Koenma: MM doesn't know or care what my personality is, but I had to say something.
Mitarai: I don't know why I'm here, and the dubbers will edit out the BLOOD and SELF-MULITATION involved with my territory and make me into a LAME character.
Mokuba: Hey, are you DF's parents?
Isis: My Millenium Tauk says that DF is grounded.
Miho: Was I here before?
Ryou: KURAKURAKURAKURA!
Bakura: RYOURYOURYOURYOU!
DF and MM: 'twitch twitch'
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MM: Not really a cliffhanger, but whatever! Finally, after all that nagging, it wasn't too hard to write this! Haha, I succeeded in writing the yaoi chapter without using any words that would set off that weird tracking system in my computer, na no da!
Now, for that random extra scene:
Chels-Chels (CC- its not her penname by the way, just her nickname), MarMar3 (MM), and Darkfire180(DF) are at DF's house for a sleepover
Big soft chair in front of the tv: 'sits there'
DF: What do you guys want to watch?
MM: Moo.
CC: X-Men 2! I brought it! 'hugs Hiei plushie'
Hiei plushie: 'suffocates'
MM: YOU'RE KILLING IT!
DF: 'puts dvd into dvd player' 'sits on chair like a normal person' It's the sequel to a movie I never saw!
CC: 'sits on left armrest' 'kinda falls into chair next to DF but stays mostly on armrest' I've seen both X-Men movies!
MM: 'sits on right armrest' 'kinda falls into chair' Me too!
DF: A boy in my place would be very happy.
CC: 'looks at positions' Yeah.
MM: 'looks at positions' Huh? I don't get it!
DF: Shut up so I can hear the movie!
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Yes, so, as you can see, even I have trouble being perverted sometime. However, that really alright (hey, 'alright' is the name of an awesome song) cuz I have my yaoi perv mind which doesn't really miss anything. HAHA!
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