Ch. 6….The Hellhole of DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DF: We're baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack…..'looks at title of last chapter' I need to start being more original….Speaking of Ch.5, we've redone it so people can actually read it. Go check it out.

MM: But the question is…WHY? WHY ARE WE HERE? WHY ARE WE TYPING? WHY DO WE EXIST? WHY AREN'T I READING A LEMON RIGHT NOW-

DF:I am never having a deep conversation with you again. Ever. Now, where did we leave off?

MM: WHO CARES? WHAT IS REAL? WHO-

DF: …..'ignores her' Oh yeah, we need to come up with the reviewers that are going to be in the fic. Hiei Plushy Obsesser, you're in (of course), as are Rose Spirit, and Lunar Drariolf. Lunar, we don't have enough on your personality at the moment, so if we screw up, oh well. E-mail us.

MM: Or email her. Not me. I'm busy. I have a mission. And it is not what you think it is. And it has nothing to do with radioactive squirrels. I promise.

DF: ….Riiiiiight. Inside joke. Don't ask. And, now that we've wasted your time totally and completely, we present the fic!

MM: Will somebody help me with my mission? 'uber one-track mind-luckily, it switches often'

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::In front of DF and MM's school::

DF's Dad: And you two can just stay there and think about what you've done!

MM: Did we do something? 'resumes watching Bakura and Ryou'

DF: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SCHOOL IS BAD ENOUGH WHEN I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!!

The rest of the anime characters: 'watching the events unfold'

DF's Dad: 'drives off, leaving everyone in the school from hell'

Everyone:……Great…..

MM: Let's wander aimlessly around the school!

DF:…..Whatever, it's not like we have anything better to do.

Everyone:….What next?

MM: Isn't it so amazing that everyone says the same thing at the same time?

DF: Don't question the system. Remember what happened last time.

Shizuka: What happened?

MM: Everybody ate my food.

Yusuke: 'pokes stomach' Looks like everyone needs to eat your food more.

Everyone: 'nods in agreement'

MM: Not questioning, not questioning…..

Mokuba: What's that glow? I know I've seen it somewhere before….'points to Mr.H's room, where a whiteish glow is….glowing'

MM: AAAAHHHHH! THAT IS THE BEAUTIFUL GLOW THAT IS FANFICTION . NET!!!!!

Touya: Or another website. With a similar color. (How does Touya know about the internet? We'll never know…)

DF: Who would be in here at a time like this…?

MM: THE GEOMETRY DEMON!!!!!

DF: ….Or maybe some semi-existent lifeform. That actually exists.

Relena: I always wanted to meet a semi-existent lifeform!

Genkai: 'holds up mirror' Here. Knock yourself out. Literally.

Relena:  That's not peaceful.

DF: 'ignores others and walks into room'

MM: 'follows'

Everyone else: 'follows'

DF: I'm being stalked.

(A/N: CC is our friend from school- her penname is Hiei Plushy Obsesser, but here we call her CC for Chels-Chels. Oh, and another note: whenever we work on a new chapter, MM usually has a new obsession. Which is how we accumulate characters.

DF: WE ARE NOT ADDING NEW CHARACTERS, DAMNIT!!! WE HAVE ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

MM: Awww, just four? Pweeeeeeaze?

DF: NO!)

CC: 'reading Hiei x Kurama lemon out loud'

Kurama & Hiei: 'back away from each other'

MM: 'tapes'

DF: CC! What are you doing here?

Yusuke: CC? DF? MM? What were your parents on when they named you?

MM: Crack, duh.

CC: 'looks back at characters, holding her Hiei plushie' O.O

Kuwabaka: 'notices plushie' The shrimp got even shrimpier!

Kurama: 'sees Hiei plushie' Awww, Kawaii!

Hiei:……..-.- xxxx

MM: X? Hehehehehe….'gets on computer'

DF: -.- 'whaps head'

CC: 'notices Hiei' O.O 'staaaaaaaaare'

Random Hole: 'appears' 'drops the anime people who were sent to random dimensions and two others on the ground' 'disappears'

Shounen-ai Couples: 'in various states of undress' WTF??!!!!

MM: 'snaps pictures'

Everyone else: O.O

Random Person # 1: Hiei's better!

Random Person # 2: No, Kurama is!

#1:Hiei!

#2: Kurama!

#1:Hiei!

#2: Kurama!

#1:-.- xxxxxx HIEI!!!!!

#2: O.O KURAMA!!!!!

Kurama: Well, I guess there's no need for introductions….

#1: -.- HIEI, DAMNIT!!!

#2: 'points' O.O Kurama!!!! 'glomps'

#1: 'turns' O.O Hiei!!!! 'glomps'

Kurama: O.o 'sweatdrop'

Hiei: -.-xxxxxx

CC: O.O 'snaps out of it' :( MINE!!! 'glomps Hiei'

Kurama: 'trying to keep himself from laughing' 'remembers his fangirl' 'stops laughing'

Hiei: -.- XXXXXXXXX 'throws them both off' Hn.

CC: 'jumps right back on' 'no survival instinct whatsoever'

Hiei: 'eyes Hiei plushie warily'

MM: Plushies hate me!!! 'proceeds to rant about a certain Kamui plushie'

Hiei: -.-xxxx GET. OFF. NOW!!!!

DF: Who the hell are you people? 'points at RP #1 and 2'

#1: I'm Lunar. I'm a girl(duh), I'm 13, and I'm obsessed with coffee, sharp things, bombs, and Hiei. 'looks around' Why isn't Karasu here?

DF: We can put him in later.

Kurama: O.O NO!

#2: Don't worry, Kurama-kun!

MM: Coffee and sharp things? 'strikes Shuichi (from Gravitation) pose' A kindred spirit!!

Kurama: 'looks at person glomping him' Who are you?

#2:  Hi! My name is Nerua! I'm 14, and I'm a girl, as if you couldn't already tell. I really like Kurama, and I'm not too pushy, but I get mad reeeeeeeaaaaaaallllly easily, so watch out! 'gets scary' YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!! 

MM: Thanks for the detailed introduction… O.o… Why are you here? I don't mean to be rude, but you just plopped from a random dimension hole in the middle of the most boring place in the world along with my bishies…

Lunar: I'm not sure…'looks at Nerua' You?

Nerua: Nope! 

CC: Yay, a kindred, happy spirit! 'stops glomping Hiei to talk to Nerua'

MM: I have an IRRELAVENT NOTE! (nobody even bothers to look) Since DF is refusing to let me bring in more characters, I shall randomly CHANNEL THEIR SPIRITS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Everyone still stupid enough to be standing near MM: 'back away slowly'

Duo: 'stomach rumbles' I'm hungry. Do you have anything to eat around here?

Heero: 'rolls eyes'

DF: Something to eat? Yes. Something edible? No.

Keiko: Where's the cafeteria?

MM: AAAH! THE BRAVERY! THE COURAGE! TO MENTION THE POSSIBILITY OF EATING THAT SHIT!

Yukina: What did that last word mean?

Everyone: 'stays silent, trying to escape Hiei's wrath'

DF:….Follow me. 'walks to cafeteria' If you want to live, don't eat anything pizza-like.

MM: Pizza? Is that what its supposed to be?

Yusuke, Kuwabaka, Duo, Jounouchi, Honda, and Otogi: 'ignore warnings and dive into food'

Lunar: ….That can't be sanitary….

Nerua:  Come on Kurama-kun! Let's go find something to eat. 

MM: There's some potato chips here, and stuff like that, and snack machines outside.

DF: 'sitting down, eating a hamburger and chicken tenders' I was hungry.

MM: 'looks at everyone eating' THE CALORIES!!!!! NOOOOO! (note: as MM is typing this, she is drinking a Frappuchino. Go figure)

DF: 'looks at tray' …..It can't be THAT bad….'proceeds to ignore MM'

Hiei: 'demolishing the school's supply of ice cream' Hn.

Heero: HN.

Quatre: 'blinks as an ominous voice comes out of nowhere' 'shrugs and goes back to eating'

OV: YOU SHALL ALL SUFFER….

Everyone: 'ignores the ominous voice'

OV: ……PAY ATTENTION TO ME DAMMIT!

Trowa: 'glances at loudspeaker system, determines it a prank, and continues reading a book he pulled out of nowhere( Okay, so it came from the school library, but 'out of nowhere sounds SO much more dramatic)'

OV:….YOU SHALL ALL LISTEN TO MY BEAUTIFUL VOICE!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Kuwabaka: NOW I have a bad feeling about this…

OV: SHUT UP IDIOT!!! AS I WAS SAYING, YOU MUST ALL PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! I MUST HAVE MY FANGIRLS!!!!

MM: Are you a hot anime bishounen? No? Then go away.

OV: BUT I AM A BISHOUNEN!

OV: NO YOU'RE NOT!

OV: YES I AM! SHUT UP!

Sensui: The ominous voice just evolved into the ominous voiceS

DF: What the hell are YOU doing here?

Sensui: I don't really know… I blame Kazuya… where's Itsuki?.. hm… blah… 'disappears'

OV: THAT WAS INTERESTING…

OV: 'BOOOM'

Intercom System: 'explodes'

OV: 'falls into cafeteria'

YYH Crew: O.O

Lunar and Nerua: O.O

DF and MM: O.O

Everyone else just for the hell of it: O.O

Shishi and Suzuka: -.O Itai…..

Karasu: Kurama…..

Kurama: O.o AHHHHHHH!!! 'runs away'

MM (randomly having Fuuma's spirit): HAHAHAHA! A FELLOW MOLESTER!

Everyone: 'stares at MM' O.O

DF: 'ignores MM' 'to Shishi and Suzuka' Run before she sees you.

MM and CC: SHISHI-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'glomps'

Suzuka: I feel unloved. YOU MUST GLOMP THE BEAUTIFUL SUZUKA!!!

Random friend of MM, DF, and CC: 'quoting Happy Bunny' You're ugly. Please go die.

Shishi: I have such loyal fangirls…

Bakura: 'walks from lunch line'

MM and CC: BAKURA-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!! 'glomps'

Bakura: GET THESE BITCHES OFF ME!

Shishi: ….. MY FANGIRLS HAVE ABANDONED ME!

DF: Trust me, this isn't the first time.

MM: Don't worry Shishi-chan, you still have Suzuka.

Shishi and Suzuka: She's one of THEM.

DF: Deal with it. I have to daily.

MM: Not really. You see me weekly.

DF: True, but between you, CC, and Gali-chan, it's daily.

Mokuba: Lets play hide-and-go-seek!

MM: Only if there's major bishounen making-out-ness.

DF: -.- Ignore her. We can play hide-and-go-seek.

Kaiba: -.- I'm not playing.

Yuugi: Please?

Yami: Why not?

Kaiba: Because its hide-and-go-seek.

Yami: Duh.

Mokuba: Pweease? 'puppy-dog eyes'

Kaiba: That's degrading.

DF: We can blackmail you, you know.

MM: Or we'll ship you off to our friend Missy.

Kaiba: I fail to see the problem.

DF: She's a Kaiba fangirl. An extremely obsessive one. Who has all the authoress power that we do.

MM: Even though she's not the authoress of this fic. Or even in this fic. But she does have fics, so I guess she has authoress power over them, and –

DF: I think he gets it. So, are you in or out?

Kaiba: -.- I'll get you for this….

NEXT CHAPTER: HIDE AND GO SEEK

DF: Sorry for the long wait, but 8th grade has been hell. At least we managed to get the fic up.

MM: Um… Oh! I have an announcement: At Ushicon next week, Karasu's English voice will be there. So… um… yeah… I just randomly thought of that since Lunar wanted Karasu in the fic. He'll have more lines next time. There's not really any yaoi in this chapter cuz DF was being mean. And will someone help me achieve my goal of finding the angstiest shounen-ai couple EVER? PLEASE??!

Now for reviewer responses:

Hiei Plushy Obsesser: Hey! Sorry you couldn't be in the fic more, but we have too many characters! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Rose Spirit: We updated! And you're in it! Yay!

Quicksilver Foxx: ….I remember that review. We should try to kill Baka-chan's computer again sometime…. (MM: I DISAGREE! ROE TGUI32Q80 TR48Q438 T I HAVE KILLED-ISH DF'S COMPUTER. EXCEPT… NOT…)

It's not mine. Hah.

Matt: You can die and burn in hell if you don't like the fic. Or you can just refrain from reading it. Your choice.

Lunar Drariolf: You're in the story! (MM: I'm sure you've figured that out by now.) I didn't have much on your personality though, so email me at if you have any problems. Oh, and we had every OC be human for simplicity's sake. Sorry.