My Two Dads: Chapter 2
Me: I've decided to add on another chapter, but I won't add on another until I get some reviews! Come on people! I'll die if I don't get a review!
Gaara: Maybe that would be a good thing. I could always do without more fangirls.
Me: Oh, be quiet, you know you want some sweet Uchiha ass!
Gaara: Hn.
Me: Anyway, without further babble from the insane authoress, I give you chapter 2 of "My Two Dads"!
It had been a couple of minutes after Gaara and Sasuke found the baby that was now sleeping, and was happily wrapped up in Gaara's white sash. They had been silent for a long time, which really didn't bother them seeing as the both liked the quiet of the night. It helped them be less distracted by the world, and helped them just focus on the beauty of the moon, stars, and dreams of a dead Itachi. Gaara finally broke the silence.
"So, what are we gonna do with it once we get back to the village?" Asked Gaara as he looked down at the bundle of joy snoozing in his arms.
"I think we should bring him to the 5th Hokage. She'll at least have an idea of what to do with him." Replied Sasuke as he joined Gaara in gazing at the little bundle.
Not even two minutes later the two shinobi reached the gates to Konohagakure Village. They got in with ease for Gaara and his two siblings are now residents of the village hidden in the leaves though they kept their sand headbands. Once in, they both headed straight to the Godaime's office. It took a little bit of waiting, but they made it in quickly.
"What can I do for you boys?" Greeted Tsunade as she lazily sat behind her desk with a bottle of sake in her hand.
"We found a baby while we were fighting and we want to see if you know who it belongs to." Said Sasuke as he took the baby out of Gaara's hands, and brought him over to Tsunade-sama's desk.
Tsunade looked at the child for a few moments and said "Strange, he has two different chakras keeping him alive, and both are nearly identical to you two chakras, plus he looks like you two fused together 'cept he's just so much cuter!"
"Umm, okay." Was all Gaara and Sasuke said in reply. Gaara then continued, "I 'm guessing that thing was the result of Uchiha's stupid jutsu that he used in our duel."
Tsunade suddenly got a serious look on her face as she looked up from the now waking baby. "Jutsu? Tell me, what was the jutsu's name?"
Sasuke quickly replied, "Ko no Jutsu."
Tsunade closed her eyes for a few seconds and then reopened them replying, "Ko no jutsu is a jutsu with a stupid name and an even stupider purpose." Began Tsunade. "When the user casts that jutsu, it knocks both the user and target out for about as long as it takes to hive birth. It then takes chakra from both of the incapacitated people and combines it to create a new being that resembles both people. It's mostly used when a married couple wants a baby, but the wife is unable to give birth."
"Soooo..." Was all she got as a reply from the two confused shinobi.
"So, congrats on your new baby! Which one of you two you are the mom? How does it feel to be the youngest parents in Konoha?" Said Tsunade in an all too excited tone.
After an uncomfortable moment of silence, Sasuke and Gaara let out one of those earth shattering screams that shows them screaming, then the building, then the country, and then the planet. After the horrid news, the two started to walk home with the baby in Gaara's arms, as they reached Sasuke's house Gaara stopped and thought a little.
"Why'd you stop?" Was Sasuke's reaction when he noticed that the sand nin stopped walking.
"I just thought about what I'd be going home to and I don't like it. I mean, it is Temari's time of the month and you know what that means." Said Gaara.
"No, I don't know what that means. Itachi kinda killed off the clan before my dad could give me the 'talk'."
"She's being a bitch, and I really don't wanna hear her scream when I get home, so can I stay with you for the night? I could help with the baby." Lied Gaara.
"Fine." Said Sasuke with a shrug.
When Gaara walked into Sasuke's apartment the first thing he noticed was that everything was perfectly clean. Gaara muttered something along the lines of 'clean freak' as he walked further into the house. Sasuke set up a futon in the living room and made a small place for the baby to sleep.
"This is where you sleep- err, lay down for night with the kid and I'll be in the other room. If you need any help, just holler." Said Sasuke.
"Yes ma'am." Mumbled Gaara as he put the kid down in the little bundle of blankets and sat down. Gaara took of his shirt and couldn't help but notice that Sasuke was staring at his chest with a blush plastered on his face.
"Can I help you with something?" Asked Gaara.
Sasuke quickly snapped out of his little trance and quickly walked to his room and shut the door without saying anything. It was gonna be a long night.
Me: Well, how was that for chapter two?
Sasuke: I so was not staring.
Me: Yeah right, the fangirls know all and see all, so stop trying to prove us wrong. Reviews are what keep me emotionally stable.