My Two Dads chapter 3: The horrible first words
Me: Ohayo everyone! Sorry for the long wait, I sorta forgot about "My Two Dads" and well, yeah.
Gaara: Why must you torment us more?
Me: Why? Because I'm awesome, that's why.
Gaara: Suuuuure.
Me: Any way, forget about Gaara, and now onto the story!!! Also, there will be Sakura bashing!! And whenever Inner Sakura is saying something it's in these: ''
Sasuke was silently sleeping with the covers almost pulled all the way off showing his cute boxers that had little Uchiha fans all over them. Right next to him was a little clone of him, but he had red hair and Gaara's tattoo on his little forehead. This baby would make even the toughest of shinobi go "Awwwwwww". The little bundle started to put his little hands over the older boy's face. The older boy didn't even flinch until he felt something tug on his hair, and hard too!
"Owwww, what the hell?!" exclaimed Sasuke
Sasuke looked down to the little baby that just pointed and giggled while pretending to pull his own hair. Sasuke was a little confused upon seeing the baby, but then all of yesterdays events started to just pour in. He just shrugged, picked up the baby and headed off to the kitchen.
"Gaara! Gaara? Where the hell are you?!" said Sasuke as he whipped his head in all directions trying to find the sand nin.
When Sasuke walked over to the refrigerator, he saw a note in Gaara's handwriting. The note just said one little sentence before it was signed by yours truly.
'Have fun with your little nightmare, what ever a nightmare is.
-
Gaara'
"DAMN HIM!!! And what did he mean by 'MY little nightmare'?" yelled Sasuke after he had read the note.
Sasuke had no choice but to keep the baby with him, and that meant bring the thing training and everything. Sasuke set the baby on the floor and looked into its emerald eyes.
"Stay." Said Sasuke as he got up and started to walk off.
Unfortunately for Sasuke, this baby was not a dog, and even if it were, it wouldn't be a very obedient one. Sasuke didn't get even five steps away from the baby before he felt about 7 pounds being added to his foot. When he looked down he saw the little bundle clinging to his leg while sitting on his foot. He just sighed and plucked the baby off his foot and carried the baby as if it were a football to his room. He got dressed as quickly as he could and only grabbed an apple on the way out for food. He had also dressed the baby in one of his old shirts that was far too big for the little baby that was spawned out of a very odd jutsu with a very stupid name. Sasuke was wearing what he always wore, for his style didn't really change at all over the past four years, but today he was also wearing a backpack, and guess what was in there.
"Now how am I gonna be able to keep this baby around all day?" pondered Sasuke. "Naruto won't let me live this down, Kakashi might try to make him become a pervert, and as for Sakura, I don't even want to think about Sakura right now."
When Sasuke got to that all too famous bridge where the all too famous team 7 always met, he was very glad that he was first today so he could have a little peace and quiet for the time being. He sat down he took the backpack off and unzipped it all the way so the baby could at least poke his head out. Once again, unfortunately for Sasuke, Sakura came running up toward him.
"SASUKE-KUUUUUUUUN!!" Screamed Sakura as she ran over to him, but she stopped dead in her tracks when she saw the little baby.
"?"Was all Sasuke had to say.
'NOOOO! I WANTED TO BEAR SASUKE'S CHILD!!' Yelled Inner Sakura
"Calm down, calm down. He could just be baby-sitting or something." Sakura assured herself. "Umm, is he yours?"
"Yes."
'NOOO!'
"A he he, ummm......"
"Okay"
"So, who's the mom?"
Sasuke thought for a second about how he would phrase this, but that thought soon turned into how Sakura would react to the answer and he was liking what was playing in his mind.
"Gaara" Was all Sasuke replied.
Sakura's eyes nearly bulged out of her skull as she pictured Sasuke and Gaara share a romantic kiss under the moonlight. Her face flushed a deep crimson and she then turned into that one painting "The Scream". Naruto came running up to the all to famous bridge a little while after Sakura regained her composure and her original character design.
"Hey Sasuke bastard!!!" Yelled Naruto as he stood in front of Sasuke.
"Hey dobe, and may I prescribe a breath mint?" Said Sasuke as he waved his hand in front of his face just making Naruto mad.
"Bastard!"
"Dobe"
"Bastard"
"Dobe"
"Bastard bastard bastard!!"
"Dobe dobe dobe!!"
The insults continued to fly, and remember that the baby was observing the entire insult fight. The baby's head would go forward and back looking at who ever was speaking. He then looked forward and touched his lip as if he were thinking.
The baby then opened his mouth and said "Dobe."
Sasuke and Naruto stopped arguing and looked down at the baby who was giggling happily after saying his first word. Sasuke then snapped his head up at Naruto and started to glare lightning bolts at him.
"Wh-what?" Was all Naruto said in his defense. "Hey, it's not my fault that your kid just cussed."
Sasuke then calmed down as he realized that what Naruto said was true. He then picked the baby off his lap and looked at him. The baby then pointed at Sasuke and said something that just made Sasuke's eyes bug out (which only has happened in episode 101 from what I hear).
"Bastard" Was the word that the baby said that made Sasuke look really weird.
Sasuke then put the baby down and walked toward Naruto. After about a half an hour, Kakashi-sensei arrived to an angered Sasuke, creeped out Sakura, and a nearly dead Naruto. Looks like this was just going to be another day for the all too famous team 7.
Me: That's all for chapter 3 of My Three Dads. I hope you all enjoyed the longer chapter. The rest of the chapters will also be longer than the first 2 chapters, but that means I will be taking longer to finish them.
Sasuke: Well at least I'll have a break between chapters.
Me: Not when Gaara finds you.
Sasuke: Okay. Wait, now I get it. You're sick!!
Me: snicker snicker Reviews are all that's keeping me alive! So make me stay healthy and review!