Shadowing Ivy
By A Shot of Amber
* ~ * Session 14: Twists in Time and Space * ~ *
Ed shifted slightly in her sleep, moving from the world of dreams to reality. She opened her eyes and sat up groggily. A giant yawn escaped her lips before she stood up and stretched her body. Ein still lay on the floor next to her limp from sleep. Leaving him where he was Ed walked over the kitchen her nose leading her at the scent of bacon frying. Halfway there she stopped in mid sniff.
Bacon?
When could they afford bacon? Ed sniffed the air extra hard then fell to her knee and sniffed the floor; it was indeed bacon she smelled. Ed crawled over the floor to the kitchen where Ivy was standing in front of the stove cooking the bacon. The sizzling sounds of frying fat were louder in here. Ed raised her head and sniffed the air before opening her eyes. Ivy was dressed in her normal black skirt and her blue tank top but there was something wrong. Ivy wasn't that tall and she wasn't that fat. Well it really wasn't fat but she sure wasn't that wide and boy did she need to shave her legs. Ed scooted in closer to sniff Ivy's leg making her jump and turn around.
"Ed what are you doing!" Ivy cried glaring down at Ed.
With a scream of fear Ed jumped backwards into the doorway. Why did Ivy look like Jet? Or was it why did Jet look like Ivy? It was Jet all right but it wasn't. He still had his beard but now Jet had hair, long black hair with two ribbons braided in on either side and he was wearing a skirt! A short black skirt and Jet had breasts!!! They rounded out slightly from his blue tank top. With another scream, Ed ran from the kitchen waving her arms over her head. She ran back through the main room screaming her head off and waking Ein before running into the hallway and bumping into someone.
With a thud, Ed fell backwards onto her back before she sprang up and peered into the face of the person she had just bumped into.
"Ed what is with you? You really need to watch where you are going." Spike mumbled through his cigarette.
Except it wasn't Spike that looked down at her. It was Faye's face with Spike's body and his hair and she didn't have any breasts!!! Ed rushed forward and grabbed Spike's, I mean Faye's chest trying to feel for breasts while Spike gave her a strange look and pushed her off.
"What is with you today Ed? Why the hell are you grabbing me?"
"Faye person doesn't have any breasts!"
"That's the understatement of the year. I'm not Faye Ed, I'm Spike." Faye the Spike wannabe brushed past her walking towards the main room.
"Spike person doesn't have any breasts!" Ed screamed running back down the hall.
"I would hope not, I am a guy after all," Faye the Spike wannabe muttered.
* * * * * * *
While Ed ran around the ship screaming at the sights, she had just seen. Jet the Ivy wannabe brought out breakfast burned to a crisp and tasting like crap. Spike and Faye complained about it but they ate any ways leaving only a little bit for Ed who came running into the room after she had gone through the whole ship. Inside the main room Ed came to a stop and fell onto the couch gasping for breath. Her head fell over the edge of the couch allowing her a good look at everyone else.
Jet was dressed like Ivy complete with breasts! Faye was dressed like Spike except with out the breasts and Spike was...! Ed sat up and jumped over to crouch next to Spike. He was dressed like Faye except now he had dark hair and he had breasts!!! Ed reached up and poked one to see if it was real or not. Spike swapped her finger away from his chest and glared at her.
"Hey what do you think your doing Ed!"
"Spike person has breasts!" Ed whispered in astonishment.
"I do not have breasts!" The fake Spike yelled.
Ed reached up and tried to poke Spike the Faye wannabe's breasts again but she only swapped her hand away and went back to eating. The sound of shoes thudded against the metal floor has some entered the room. Ed whirled around to see Jet come in looking a lot like Ivy except she was bald and a bit of her facial hair had come unglued so it was falling off in the corner.
"Hey how come you didn't call me? I wanted breakfast to you know!" Ivy the Jet wannabe yelled in her own voice.
"Sorry but we forgot," Spike replied in Faye's voice.
"Forgot? How could you forget about me? After all the work I did to fix your ships!"
At this point Ed fell backwards in a dead faint. Everything was getting to crazy for her to understand. When Ed came to she was still lying on the floor with everyone standing above her looking down including Ein who had finally woken up himself.
"Hey I think she's coming too!" Someone said although she could not identify the voice.
"Good now I can get back to my breakfast." That was Spike's voice in Faye's body speaking.
Ed sat up and allowed her vision to clear to see everyone looking at her while Ein rested his front paws on her legs looking up at her.
"Are you alright Ed?"
Ed's eyes widened in shock has she looked down at Ein. No it couldn't be! But her worse suspicions were confirmed when Ein spoke again.
"I said are you okay Ed?"
"Ahh!!! Ein woof-woof can talk!!!" Ed jumped up and ran out of the room screaming her head off while the others exchanged looks and went back to breakfast.
* * * * * * *
Later that day found everyone relaxing outside on the hanger. It was another hot day with temperatures soaring up into the high 90's. Faye who was really Spike had pulled on her bikini and was now lounging on her beach chair. Ivy who was really Jet had also put on her bikini although Ivy personally thought Ivy who was really Jet might split the seams. Spike who was really Faye was fishing on the edge of the dock and Jet who was really Ivy was flying above them in his ship the Hammerhead.
In the middle of this all Ein sat in his lawn chair glasses perched on his nose while he read a well-worn copy of War and Peace. Ed scuttled out onto the hanger and stopped to study everyone before she scuttled over to where Ivy and Faye where sun bathing. Ed crawled forward up to Faye's chair and reached out carefully to poke Faye's breasts.
"Are these real? Ed has never seen Spike-person with Faye Faye breasts before."
"Ed for the last time will you please stop poking my chest?" Faye yelled in Spike's voice.
Ed quickly backed away from Faye over to where Ivy was. Carefully she slipped two fingers into Ivy's bikini top and slipped it down to take a peek.
"Jet person can't have Ivy-vivey's boobs." Ed whispered to herself pulling off the other cup just has Ivy woke up and screamed.
Ed flew backwards through the air to where Spike was sitting fishing while Ivy screamed and covered her chest.
"Ed what are you doing!" Ivy yelled in Jet's voice while she or he pulled his or her top back on.
"Jet person has boobs!" Ed whispered in awe.
"Um Ed, Jet doesn't have boobs," Spike replied in Faye's voice.
Ed turned toward Spike, her eyes moving from his face down to his chest. With a jump she latched onto him and begun to feel his chest for breasts.
"Ed what the fuck are you doing?" Spike yelled trying to disentangle Ed from him.
Above them, Jet flew the hammerhead in circles making loopy loops and spinning it out of control. He was having the time of his life for some reason even though he had always been flying. Happy has he could possibly be Jet steered the ship upwards going higher and higher while he laughed happily out loud.
"Look at me! I'm flying!" Jet took his arms off the controls and spread them out on either side of him.
That was not a good idea. The ship stopped going up and instead turned around headed for a straight nosedive back towards the water.
"Oh shit!" Jet groaned taking a hold of the controls has he begun to press random buttons. The ship only fell faster headed straight for the water. Below on the deck everyone looked up at the sound of the ship falling towards them. Their eyes following the blur of yellow and gray until it fell into the river sending up a big splash of water over them. As the water receded everyone stood up and ran over to the spot where the ship had crashed. There was no sign of Jet. The water was full of bits of broken metal pieces but no Jet.
"Boy that was some crash," Faye muttered pushing some violet hair out of her brown eyes.
"I wonder what Jet was thinking when he made the ship do that?" Ivy asked scratching her beard.
Ein came walking over on his four paws and say down next to Ed. "I think see Jet over there." He pointed with one paw to something floating a little off in the water.
"Yea I see it too! That must be Jet," Spike replied bringing one hand up to shade his eyes. "Faye jump in and go get him."
"What!" Faye stepped back and glared at Spike or was it Spike in Faye's body stepped back and glared at Faye in Spike's body? "I'm not jumping into that water and risk ruining my perfect skin!"
"Why not? Your wearing a bathing suit," Spike replied pulling out a cigarette and lighting it.
"Don't worry I'll do it." Ivy jumped off the edge of the shop making another big splash with her body and swam out to where Jet was floating. The others stood on the deck and watched while they smoked their cigarettes or in Ein's case his pipe. Ivy swam back slowly dragging Jet behind her and threw him up on the deck before climbing back on herself.
"Good job." Spike patted a very tired Ivy on the back before reaching down and giving her a kiss.
Ed blanched and backed away from the sight of seeing Faye-Faye dressed like Spike-person kissing Jet-person dressed like Ivy-vivey.
Faye made a disgusted face and turned away from the sight to look down at Jet lying at her feet. His beard was starting to fall off even more. Looking around to make sure no one was looking; she kneeled down and stuck it back on.
"Is he dead Faye?" Spike let go of Ivy and turned to look down at Jet.
"Um, no I don't think." Faye stood up and took another drag of her cigarette.
"He seems to be breathing fine and he has a pulse." Ein felt Jet's forehead with his paw. "I think he will be fine."
"Good," Spike turned and walked back to where is fishing pole was. While the others went back to sunbathing and reading leaving Jet lying on the deck, everyone except Ed who was standing against the wall, staring at everyone with suspicious eyes
"There you are Spike!"
Ed looked up and to see someone standing above her on top of the hanger. She stepped forward to get a better look at his face. Her eyes widened as she got a good look.
"Vicious." Spike growled standing up and flinging the pole away from him.
"It's time for our duel Spike."
"I'm ready when you are Vicious." Spike pulled out his gun while Vicious pulled out his kantana and jumped down on to the deck the bird flying down to land on his shoulder.
Only there was one problem. Ed crawled over to where Vicious stood and sniffed his leg before stepping back and jumping up onto him. Vicious lost his pose and looked down at the crazy girl holding on to him.
"What do you want kid?"
Ed leaned in closer and got a good look at his face before flying off and rolling backwards. She came to a stop with her knees pointed upwards dead silent before falling backwards laughing her head off.
Vicious still had his body but instead of his head, he had the bird's head and the bird on his shoulder had Vicious's head! Ed laughed hysterically at the image rolling back and forth while the others stared at her in confusion, all the thoughts of the fight gone from their heads, at least for the moment.
Then all of a sudden the laughing stopped and Ed opened her eyes. She was back inside the Bebop lying on the floor near Tomato with Ed lying next to her sleeping. Ed sat up and looked over at the couch, Spike was lying on it fast asleep. Ed quickly scuttled over to him and peered into his face, it looked like Spike. She moved to his chest and stared at looking for breasts but there was none.
Ed quickly looked in on everyone else still asleep before coming back to the main room and lying down on the floor.
"What a scary dream Ed had." Ed muttered before falling back to sleep.
Nighty Night Space Cowgirl...
Spike: (sleeping) ...
Jet: (sleeping) ...
Faye: (sleeping) ...
Ed: (sleeping) ...
Ivy: (sleeping) ...
Ein: The next episode is "Hanging with the Genie."
Ed: (muttering) Ein woof-woof talked?
What did you think? It was kind of a crazy episode and a little hard to follow so here is an explanation. Basically, it was all a dream of Ed's. Jet was dressed like Ivy except he still had his body type and facial hair. Spike was dressed like Faye except he was still tall and he had breasts. Faye was dressed like Spike except she did not have breasts and she shorter. Ivy was dressed like Jet except her beard kept falling off and was bald. Ein had the ability to talk and Viscous and his bird switched heads. (The bird did do the talking)
I know it was somewhat confusing but please read and review or send all comments, questions, suggestions, flames, and shrunken heads to Saphrians_Water_Reflection@hotmail.com. Thank you!
* ~ * Session 14: Twists in Time and Space * ~ *
Ed shifted slightly in her sleep, moving from the world of dreams to reality. She opened her eyes and sat up groggily. A giant yawn escaped her lips before she stood up and stretched her body. Ein still lay on the floor next to her limp from sleep. Leaving him where he was Ed walked over the kitchen her nose leading her at the scent of bacon frying. Halfway there she stopped in mid sniff.
Bacon?
When could they afford bacon? Ed sniffed the air extra hard then fell to her knee and sniffed the floor; it was indeed bacon she smelled. Ed crawled over the floor to the kitchen where Ivy was standing in front of the stove cooking the bacon. The sizzling sounds of frying fat were louder in here. Ed raised her head and sniffed the air before opening her eyes. Ivy was dressed in her normal black skirt and her blue tank top but there was something wrong. Ivy wasn't that tall and she wasn't that fat. Well it really wasn't fat but she sure wasn't that wide and boy did she need to shave her legs. Ed scooted in closer to sniff Ivy's leg making her jump and turn around.
"Ed what are you doing!" Ivy cried glaring down at Ed.
With a scream of fear Ed jumped backwards into the doorway. Why did Ivy look like Jet? Or was it why did Jet look like Ivy? It was Jet all right but it wasn't. He still had his beard but now Jet had hair, long black hair with two ribbons braided in on either side and he was wearing a skirt! A short black skirt and Jet had breasts!!! They rounded out slightly from his blue tank top. With another scream, Ed ran from the kitchen waving her arms over her head. She ran back through the main room screaming her head off and waking Ein before running into the hallway and bumping into someone.
With a thud, Ed fell backwards onto her back before she sprang up and peered into the face of the person she had just bumped into.
"Ed what is with you? You really need to watch where you are going." Spike mumbled through his cigarette.
Except it wasn't Spike that looked down at her. It was Faye's face with Spike's body and his hair and she didn't have any breasts!!! Ed rushed forward and grabbed Spike's, I mean Faye's chest trying to feel for breasts while Spike gave her a strange look and pushed her off.
"What is with you today Ed? Why the hell are you grabbing me?"
"Faye person doesn't have any breasts!"
"That's the understatement of the year. I'm not Faye Ed, I'm Spike." Faye the Spike wannabe brushed past her walking towards the main room.
"Spike person doesn't have any breasts!" Ed screamed running back down the hall.
"I would hope not, I am a guy after all," Faye the Spike wannabe muttered.
* * * * * * *
While Ed ran around the ship screaming at the sights, she had just seen. Jet the Ivy wannabe brought out breakfast burned to a crisp and tasting like crap. Spike and Faye complained about it but they ate any ways leaving only a little bit for Ed who came running into the room after she had gone through the whole ship. Inside the main room Ed came to a stop and fell onto the couch gasping for breath. Her head fell over the edge of the couch allowing her a good look at everyone else.
Jet was dressed like Ivy complete with breasts! Faye was dressed like Spike except with out the breasts and Spike was...! Ed sat up and jumped over to crouch next to Spike. He was dressed like Faye except now he had dark hair and he had breasts!!! Ed reached up and poked one to see if it was real or not. Spike swapped her finger away from his chest and glared at her.
"Hey what do you think your doing Ed!"
"Spike person has breasts!" Ed whispered in astonishment.
"I do not have breasts!" The fake Spike yelled.
Ed reached up and tried to poke Spike the Faye wannabe's breasts again but she only swapped her hand away and went back to eating. The sound of shoes thudded against the metal floor has some entered the room. Ed whirled around to see Jet come in looking a lot like Ivy except she was bald and a bit of her facial hair had come unglued so it was falling off in the corner.
"Hey how come you didn't call me? I wanted breakfast to you know!" Ivy the Jet wannabe yelled in her own voice.
"Sorry but we forgot," Spike replied in Faye's voice.
"Forgot? How could you forget about me? After all the work I did to fix your ships!"
At this point Ed fell backwards in a dead faint. Everything was getting to crazy for her to understand. When Ed came to she was still lying on the floor with everyone standing above her looking down including Ein who had finally woken up himself.
"Hey I think she's coming too!" Someone said although she could not identify the voice.
"Good now I can get back to my breakfast." That was Spike's voice in Faye's body speaking.
Ed sat up and allowed her vision to clear to see everyone looking at her while Ein rested his front paws on her legs looking up at her.
"Are you alright Ed?"
Ed's eyes widened in shock has she looked down at Ein. No it couldn't be! But her worse suspicions were confirmed when Ein spoke again.
"I said are you okay Ed?"
"Ahh!!! Ein woof-woof can talk!!!" Ed jumped up and ran out of the room screaming her head off while the others exchanged looks and went back to breakfast.
* * * * * * *
Later that day found everyone relaxing outside on the hanger. It was another hot day with temperatures soaring up into the high 90's. Faye who was really Spike had pulled on her bikini and was now lounging on her beach chair. Ivy who was really Jet had also put on her bikini although Ivy personally thought Ivy who was really Jet might split the seams. Spike who was really Faye was fishing on the edge of the dock and Jet who was really Ivy was flying above them in his ship the Hammerhead.
In the middle of this all Ein sat in his lawn chair glasses perched on his nose while he read a well-worn copy of War and Peace. Ed scuttled out onto the hanger and stopped to study everyone before she scuttled over to where Ivy and Faye where sun bathing. Ed crawled forward up to Faye's chair and reached out carefully to poke Faye's breasts.
"Are these real? Ed has never seen Spike-person with Faye Faye breasts before."
"Ed for the last time will you please stop poking my chest?" Faye yelled in Spike's voice.
Ed quickly backed away from Faye over to where Ivy was. Carefully she slipped two fingers into Ivy's bikini top and slipped it down to take a peek.
"Jet person can't have Ivy-vivey's boobs." Ed whispered to herself pulling off the other cup just has Ivy woke up and screamed.
Ed flew backwards through the air to where Spike was sitting fishing while Ivy screamed and covered her chest.
"Ed what are you doing!" Ivy yelled in Jet's voice while she or he pulled his or her top back on.
"Jet person has boobs!" Ed whispered in awe.
"Um Ed, Jet doesn't have boobs," Spike replied in Faye's voice.
Ed turned toward Spike, her eyes moving from his face down to his chest. With a jump she latched onto him and begun to feel his chest for breasts.
"Ed what the fuck are you doing?" Spike yelled trying to disentangle Ed from him.
Above them, Jet flew the hammerhead in circles making loopy loops and spinning it out of control. He was having the time of his life for some reason even though he had always been flying. Happy has he could possibly be Jet steered the ship upwards going higher and higher while he laughed happily out loud.
"Look at me! I'm flying!" Jet took his arms off the controls and spread them out on either side of him.
That was not a good idea. The ship stopped going up and instead turned around headed for a straight nosedive back towards the water.
"Oh shit!" Jet groaned taking a hold of the controls has he begun to press random buttons. The ship only fell faster headed straight for the water. Below on the deck everyone looked up at the sound of the ship falling towards them. Their eyes following the blur of yellow and gray until it fell into the river sending up a big splash of water over them. As the water receded everyone stood up and ran over to the spot where the ship had crashed. There was no sign of Jet. The water was full of bits of broken metal pieces but no Jet.
"Boy that was some crash," Faye muttered pushing some violet hair out of her brown eyes.
"I wonder what Jet was thinking when he made the ship do that?" Ivy asked scratching her beard.
Ein came walking over on his four paws and say down next to Ed. "I think see Jet over there." He pointed with one paw to something floating a little off in the water.
"Yea I see it too! That must be Jet," Spike replied bringing one hand up to shade his eyes. "Faye jump in and go get him."
"What!" Faye stepped back and glared at Spike or was it Spike in Faye's body stepped back and glared at Faye in Spike's body? "I'm not jumping into that water and risk ruining my perfect skin!"
"Why not? Your wearing a bathing suit," Spike replied pulling out a cigarette and lighting it.
"Don't worry I'll do it." Ivy jumped off the edge of the shop making another big splash with her body and swam out to where Jet was floating. The others stood on the deck and watched while they smoked their cigarettes or in Ein's case his pipe. Ivy swam back slowly dragging Jet behind her and threw him up on the deck before climbing back on herself.
"Good job." Spike patted a very tired Ivy on the back before reaching down and giving her a kiss.
Ed blanched and backed away from the sight of seeing Faye-Faye dressed like Spike-person kissing Jet-person dressed like Ivy-vivey.
Faye made a disgusted face and turned away from the sight to look down at Jet lying at her feet. His beard was starting to fall off even more. Looking around to make sure no one was looking; she kneeled down and stuck it back on.
"Is he dead Faye?" Spike let go of Ivy and turned to look down at Jet.
"Um, no I don't think." Faye stood up and took another drag of her cigarette.
"He seems to be breathing fine and he has a pulse." Ein felt Jet's forehead with his paw. "I think he will be fine."
"Good," Spike turned and walked back to where is fishing pole was. While the others went back to sunbathing and reading leaving Jet lying on the deck, everyone except Ed who was standing against the wall, staring at everyone with suspicious eyes
"There you are Spike!"
Ed looked up and to see someone standing above her on top of the hanger. She stepped forward to get a better look at his face. Her eyes widened as she got a good look.
"Vicious." Spike growled standing up and flinging the pole away from him.
"It's time for our duel Spike."
"I'm ready when you are Vicious." Spike pulled out his gun while Vicious pulled out his kantana and jumped down on to the deck the bird flying down to land on his shoulder.
Only there was one problem. Ed crawled over to where Vicious stood and sniffed his leg before stepping back and jumping up onto him. Vicious lost his pose and looked down at the crazy girl holding on to him.
"What do you want kid?"
Ed leaned in closer and got a good look at his face before flying off and rolling backwards. She came to a stop with her knees pointed upwards dead silent before falling backwards laughing her head off.
Vicious still had his body but instead of his head, he had the bird's head and the bird on his shoulder had Vicious's head! Ed laughed hysterically at the image rolling back and forth while the others stared at her in confusion, all the thoughts of the fight gone from their heads, at least for the moment.
Then all of a sudden the laughing stopped and Ed opened her eyes. She was back inside the Bebop lying on the floor near Tomato with Ed lying next to her sleeping. Ed sat up and looked over at the couch, Spike was lying on it fast asleep. Ed quickly scuttled over to him and peered into his face, it looked like Spike. She moved to his chest and stared at looking for breasts but there was none.
Ed quickly looked in on everyone else still asleep before coming back to the main room and lying down on the floor.
"What a scary dream Ed had." Ed muttered before falling back to sleep.
Nighty Night Space Cowgirl...
Spike: (sleeping) ...
Jet: (sleeping) ...
Faye: (sleeping) ...
Ed: (sleeping) ...
Ivy: (sleeping) ...
Ein: The next episode is "Hanging with the Genie."
Ed: (muttering) Ein woof-woof talked?
What did you think? It was kind of a crazy episode and a little hard to follow so here is an explanation. Basically, it was all a dream of Ed's. Jet was dressed like Ivy except he still had his body type and facial hair. Spike was dressed like Faye except he was still tall and he had breasts. Faye was dressed like Spike except she did not have breasts and she shorter. Ivy was dressed like Jet except her beard kept falling off and was bald. Ein had the ability to talk and Viscous and his bird switched heads. (The bird did do the talking)
I know it was somewhat confusing but please read and review or send all comments, questions, suggestions, flames, and shrunken heads to Saphrians_Water_Reflection@hotmail.com. Thank you!