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(James POV)

I walked into the Gryffindor common room. I was so happy; I had the perfect speech to tell Lily of how my head had deflated—a little. I was grinning, ear to ear. Until I saw this. Journal I am writing to you because I am now emotionally scarred for life. Hear my piteous tale.

I walked into the common room and a sight I saw.

Sirius was standing or dancing in the middle of the common room wearing nothing but his favorite pink boxers with red hearts and a pink boa. Behind him was his fan club they were wearing pink mini skirts—and when I say mini I mean mini—and pink shirts with Sirius' face on the front and "Sexxy" written on the back.

Sirius was singing "My pink boa!" and then his fan club would sing "Doo, doo, doo."

So the song ended going,

Sirius(S)

Fan Club (F)

S: My pink boa

F: Doo doo doo

S: My pink boa

F: Doo doo doo

S: I just can't live without!

F: Your boooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

And so on and so forth.

Sirius would sing "My pink boa" and play teasingly with it.

Then the fan club would sing "Doo doo doo" and spin around.

This was all very shocking. But it became worse.

First, I saw Remus in the fan club wearing the mini skirt. You could see his boxers the skirt was so short.

That was disturbing enough.

Suddenly Lily, my one and only love (Come on people, say it, "Awwww") ran out of her chair and hugged my best friend.

Now seeing your love hugging your best friend when he is only wearing boxers and a pink fluffy boa, is quite a disturbing picture.

Not only did she hug him, but she said, "I love pink boa's, how sentimental of you!"

Then Sirius took his off and put it around her neck and pulled her forward into a kiss. I won't go into details, since I just threw up, but saying I threw up is enough. Then they were making out on the couch, far past normal snogging, and into frenching. It was disgusting.

I am relating these events to you because, Remus is still wearing the mini skirt, he says even though he isn't gay, I mean mini skirts are not for guys. It just doesn't work.

Sirius and Lily are still making out.

And Peter… he's snoring.

All in all… well let's just say…

I am extremely, emotionally scarred.