DGG: okiez, i shall be writing this chpt. 4 u guyz 2 njoy. Itz like...6 episodez combined....so.... i dont care. :D just njoy it! :D

I donut own Yu-Gi-Oh or nething related to Monty Python and the Holy Grail :D i wish though

Chpt 2: The nameless Chapter :D

Kaiba finally made it to Pegasus' castle, made it past all the guards, and was outside his brother's cell.

" Big Sister!" Mokuba cried happily.

" No, I'm brother," Seto corrected.

" ... Big Brother!" cried Mokuba happily. " I bet you have some high-tech plan to get me out of here, right?"

" Actually no."

" Oh."

" I came to see if he was feeding you," said Kaiba. " It looks like he is so I'll be leaving now."

" But you like to pick locks, Seto."

" That's true. Okay I'll pick the lock on your cell."

" Yay!"

Just then, Pegasus came in," Kaiba-girl..."

" Boy," Seto corrected.

" Right, Kaiba-boy," said Pegasus. " I see you've come for you brother."

" Actually, he's only picking the lock," said Mokuba.

" Whatever."

Then, Pegasus' Millenium Eye started to glow, Kaiba shut his eyes, Mokuba screamed, Kaiba looked over and gasped, Pegasus smirked, Mokuba was doin a funky dance, and Kaiba was all mad, and Pegasus laughed evilly, and I'll shut up now.

" You monster!" cried Kaiba. " What have you done to him!"

" Nothing," Pegasus said innocently. " I just found that he'd be easier to deal with now."

" You're not human."

" Heehee. Take these five chips and challenge Yugi to a duel, and I might give you your brother back."

" Please tell me he won't be dancing when you give him back."

" Um...sure why not."

" Fine, it's a deal."

Outside Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Tea and Bakura had finally made it to the castle. Kaiba was standing at the top of the steps, waiting for them.

" Hey, who is that?" asked Yugi.

" Is that the girl from gym class?" Joey asked Tristan.

" It looks like it," said Tristan.

" Bloody Hell she's hot!" cried Bakura. " What do you think Tea?"

" That's a tree!" cried Tea.

" Oh," the boys said in disappointment.

" You think it would go out with me anyways?" asked Bakura.

" YUGI! I challenge you to a duel!" yelled Kaiba.

" What?" Yugi called back.

" I challenge you to a duel!"

" HUH?"

" I AM CHALLENGING YOU TO A DUEL!"

" I CAN'T HEAR YOU! YOU'RE TOO FAR AWAY!"

" I'M THREE CENTIMETERS AWAY FROM YOU! HOW IS THAT TOO FAR AWAY?"

" He challenged you to a duel, Yugi," Joey told him.

" Oh," said Yugi. " OKAY KAIBA, I ACCEPT!"

" We'll duel on the annex roof," said Kaiba. " It's this-a-way."

So they all followed Kaiba to the annex roof. Yugi had transformed into Yami, and Kaiba gave him one of his duel discs.

" We'll duel using these," said Kaiba.

" Why?" asked Yami.

" Because I am the CEO who says nih!" he said. " You must do as I say."

" Yes, we will, Ceo that says nih," said Yami.

They started dueling. Kaiba put a monster on the field, Yami killed it, then Kaiba almost killed that monster, but the Dark Magician killed his instead, and we all already know this. Then, Kaiba started acting differently.

" Hey Yuuugi, I dunno what I should do with this here card," he said in a southern accent.

" What?" Yami blinked.

" It says ' Blue Eyes White Dragon' on it," he continued. " So...what do I do? Put in in the one mode thingy or the other?"

" Um... I don't know," said Yami.

" What's with Kaiba!" cried Joey.

" I don't know," said Tristan. " But I never want to hear Kaiba talk like a hillbilly ever again!"

" Or act so stupid," added Tea.

" That tree was hot," Bakura said aloud.

Everyone stared at him. (A/N: I did 2. Just cuz itz fun)

" Oooo! Thurr is a-lot-oh trees around these here parts," said Kaiba. " You got to be more spific."

" I've got to be what?" asked Bakura.

" I think he means specific," said Yami.

" How would you know?" asked Joey.

" I WAS A PHARAOH! YOU MUST ALL BOW DOWN TO ME!" he cried.

" Um... okay then," said Tea.

" I NEEDS A SACRIFICE FOR YOU TO WIN THE DUEL!" cried Kaiba.

" What do you need, CEO who says nih?" asked Yami.

" I want... two pine cones," he said with a wide smile.

" That's just plain scary," Joey whispered to Tea.

" Mmhmm."

" Okay," said Yami. " I will aquire the two pine cones."

Yami ran to the forest, where he found Mai.

" Why are you in such a hurry?" she asked.
" I must find two pine cones," Yami told her.

" Um... why can't you just pick two from the ground?"

" Because the CEO who says nih will be very displeased."

" THE CEO WHO SAYS NIH! NOT HIM!"

" Yes, he wants two pine cones."

Mai cowered in fear and eventually ran away.

An hour later, Yami returned with two pine cones.

" I have done your task, CEO who says nih."

" Very good, but there is one prob-a-lum," Kaiba answered.

" What is it?"

" I am no longer the CEO who says nih."

" Who are you now?"

" I am now the CEO who says ekyekyekywowshabang."

" O...kay..."

" So now I need...fifteen coconuts and a gum wrapper."

" I don't have those."

" YOU HAVE LOST THE DUEL!" he yelled. " Bye."

Kaiba pulled his pants up (A/N: they were already up. I'm sayin he pulled em up farther so he lookz like an even bigger dork) and walked into the castle...then he walked over and opened the door first, then entered it.

Then ,Yami turned back into Yugi.

" NO!" he cried. " I WAS SO CLOSE TO DEFEATING HIM! NOW HOW AM I GOING TO GET MY GRANDMA'S..."

" Grandpa's," corrected Joey.

"... GRANDPA'S SOUL BACK!"

" You have all of your star chips," said Tea.

" Yeah, you didn't lose anything by losing this duel," said Bakura.

" Oh... Then let's go."

Next, they ran inside the castle to find that Kaiba was about to duel Pegasus.

" I'll duel you Kaiba," said Pegasus.

" Kay, Peggy," he said.

" Peggy? Did you just call me Peggy?"

" Yep."

" Uh...okay..."

" Why am I duelin you, Peggy?"

" To get your brother back."

" I WANT ALL THREE OF THEM BACK!"

" Three!" cried everyone.

" I want Mo, Ku, and Ba back. Everytime I go into their room there is only one there!"

" Um... sure. You can have all of them back..."

" Is Kaiba going insane?" asked Joey.

" Maybe," said Yugi.

" Why does he think that he has three brothers?" asked Tristan.

" I have no idea," said Bakura.

" Okay Kaiba, if we duel with your discs I have a request," said Pegasus...or Peggy.

" What?"

" You'll have to duel....."

Then, the doors behind Peggy opened, music started playing, and Mokuba came out dancing.

" Mokuba."

" Mokuba? YOU MEAN MY BROTHERS ALL FUSED TOGETHER!"

" Uh...sure."

" NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

" You need to get some soul and listen deeply to the music," sang Mokuba.

" Right," said Peggy.

" HEY KAIBA!" yelled Joey. " SAY MAXAMILLION!"

" Maxamil...Maxami...Lemon," he said.

" Lemon!" cried Peggy.

" Yeah."

" Are you saying that my name is Lemon Peggy?"

" Yeah."

" Ok.........."

" Can we duel for da perdy pink chopstick instead?" asked Kaiba.

" I don't have a pretty.."

" PERDY!"

"...perdy pink chopstick."

" I gots one," said Kaiba. " In my pocket."

" Why?"

" Cuz I like pink things," Kaiba said with a huge smile.

" I'm just gonna put an end to this now and say I won the duel," said Pegasus.

" Huh?"

" Listen, CEO who says nih," started Pegasus.

" NO! I now say ekyekyekywowshabang!" Kaiba yelled.

" Listen, CEO... who just as recently said nih," said Pegasus. " I won the duel. Therfore, you must pay the price."

" NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

" You must lose the title of CEO who says whatever you said to me. GUARDS, take him away and teach him to clean my house."

So the guards took Kaiba away, and Mokuba danced out of the room.

" No, he was only trying to help his little brother!" cried Yugi. " PEGASUS WILL PAY!"

Then, he turned into Yami, " PEGASUS, you will pay." Then, he turned back into Yugi.

" What was that about?" asked Joey.

" Huh? Iono," said Yugi.

Then, they all went off to prepare for the 1st round of stuff.

DGG: This is where I end this chpt. I hate my computer..............newayz.....plz review :D