Umm I'm Sakura-chan or Kura-chan to my friends. This is just a little insanity that involves me, my muse, and my Gundam wing roomates.

Hehehhe ENJOY! oh yeah it's prolly rated like PG13? thx

Kura~

Sakura: -giggles insanely and attaches a duo braid to her hair- The mountain dew is evil,ne?

Heero: the drink?

Sakura: no the dew you inhale when ur in the mountains. -stares-

Duo:Woo! Were almost twins except your a girl and hispanic and shorter than me....But still we should do a fashion show together!

Wufei:I like fresh mountain air....dew.

All: -stares-

Sakura:sperm will die,ne?

Heero: after a certain period, yes

All: O_o

Sakura/Duo:MY SPERM SHALL DIE????!!!! -Runs around with duo screaming and crying-

Trowa:I really think a sedative is in order.

Quatre:Sakura-chan you must calm down..Your a girl you have no sperm. -holds out arms-

Sakura: Oh yeah! -Runs into quarte's arms and sticks tongue out at Trowa-

Duo: Comfort me Wufei! -Jumps onto Wufei's lap-

Wufei: -stands up dropping duo on the ground- NANI BAKA!!!! If you ever touch my lap with your bottom again I shall kill you with your braid.

Muse: Everyone this story or uh well whatever it is, I'm typing ,what you say but can we try talking about something...Pick a topic Heero.

Heero:Me?...Well...Laptops are nice.

All: O_o

Muse:Duo?

Duo: My favorite thing to do is brush my hair.

Muse: Ummm....okay...everyone else what's your favorite thing to do?

Sakura:Ooooh me!!!

Wufei: Meditate.

Heero:I like to walk.

All: -gasp-

Heero: I meant use my laptop?

All: -Sigh-

Quatre: snuggle with Tro-WHACK- Ow minna-san, what was that for?

All: -glare-

Sakura:OOOOOHHHH MEEEEEEEEE!!

Trowa:I like reading.

Duo:-cough- porn -cough-

Sakura:My tuuuuuuuuuuuurnnnnnnnn,ne???

All:So say it already kura-chan!

Sakura:I like to brush duo's hair,read trowa's books,use wufei's meditation mat,snuggle with Tro-san,and use heero's laptop.

-lights a match and accidently sets duo's braid on fire-

Duo:What's the smell?

Sakura: Ahhhh!!! FIRE!!!! -points at duo-

Duo: Holy mother of (beep,beep beep beep) -screams while trying to put out his braid-

Quatre: Wait. -runs off-

Wufei: Did we not take the matches away from kura-chan?

Heero: Yes....

Sakura: It's a lighter this time! -smiles happily until Heero takes it away- Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Trowa: Here -calmly pats the fire out-

Duo: -crying- That's the 8th time this month guys!!!

Heero:Maybe it isn't an accident anymore.

All: -Stare-

Quatre:-runs back in and throws a bucket of water on duo- There!

Duo: Gee thanks.... Sakura?

Sakura:-tried to hide behind Trowa- Hai?

Trowa:Duo....

Duo:-jumps at sakura and ends up landing on trowa, trapping sakura beneath trowa's hair-

Sakura:-struggling to get free- Duo-sama I'm soooooooooo sorry!- stops talking when Duo begins to strangle her- Ayyyyyyyiiiiiaaaa!

```Several hours later```

Sakura: Food!!! -grips the bars of her cage- out?

Trowa: -hands her a banana- No out. When your good then you can come out.

Duo: -mumble-good my-mumble-Stupid-mumble-annoying little-mumble-

Quatre:-wringing hands- I really don't think we should just keep her in there....I mean....She is partially sane sometimes.

Heero:That's true, we musn't discriminate, put duo in there too.

Duo: -poking at sakura with a stick through the bars- HEY! I'm sane. Mostly... -watches Trowa throw a ball- BALL!HAHAHAHA -chases it-

Wufei: He needs to be strapped down in his cage.

Quatre:-sits down beside trowa- I wonder if we should try and bring some structure to this...uh...story...

Duo: -drops the ball in trowa's lap- As if that were possible.

-silence,crickets,more silence-

Heero:So...Relena called.

Trowa: Really how is she?

Heero: Good....Good.

Trowa:Good.

-more silence-

Quatre: -sips tea-

Duo: Quatre has a pink thong!!!!

Quatre: -chokes violently- wha nuh no ya it not ME? -continues sputtering-

Trowa:That's not True.

Quatre:-begins to calm down-

Trowa:It's more red than Pink.

Quatre: -faints-

Heero: -knocks Duo out- He missed his nap.

Wufei: How did I end up with the 4 of you? It's like the power rangers gone wrong.

Sakura: PINK RANGER!!!!WOOOO!!!

```Several more hours later```

Sakura: -sits on quarte's lap laying with a kenshin doll-

Quarte: See his red hair?And the cross shaped scar on his cheek?

Sakura: -giggles- Hai!

Trowa: If she didn't want to ravish quatre, I think I might like her more.

Duo:-rubbing red lump on his head- Who me?

Heero:No baka, Kura-chan.

Wufei:This is stupid.

Duo:Heero it was not right to hit me.

Heero:It was necessary to stop the insanity that is Duo Maxwell.

Wufei: A bullet to the brain is what's necessary...

Muse: I'm trying not to bud in, but I have a grand Idea. Duo tell me a little dirt about everyone here Except me...

Duo: Kay.

All:NO!!!!

Muse:in alphabetical order.

Duo: heero watches my little ponies....and he cried when bambi's mom died.

Heero: -stares- Once I watched my little ponies,once....and it was not a mission objective for bambi's mom to die.

Duo:Quarte has a picture of himself nude.

Quatre:-faints-

Duo: Sakura spanks herself.

Sakura: So?

Quatre: -wakes up- wha...?

Duo: Trowa has the same pic.

Trowa:I got it off your website www.quartenude.com, Duo.

Quatre: what?-faints again-

Sakura: Duo you forgot to give dirt about yourself.

Duo: Oh yeah! I take nude pictures of you guys and post them on my website.

All: -stare-

Duo: What?

-VIOLENCE ENSUES-

AN: Hey ppl, This was just something I wrote at like 3 in the morning. It has no plot so I pretty much made it up as I went along.

As for the chance for another chapter, well I'd write one if I could think of a good idea.Are there any weird situations

you'd like to see the boys 'N me deal with?

Thanks for reading this!!! Sakura-chan & her Muse.