Sakura: I am seriously considering doing it!
Quarte: No please sakura, think of your friends!
Duo: Do it!
Trowa: sakura you dont really want to do this.
Duo:Do it!
Heero: What is she going to do?
Duo: Do It!
Wufei: You dont want to know.
Duo: Do it! -chanting-
Sakura: Oh god I just cant go on like this...
Quarte: -makes a dive to stop her but falls flat on his face after only one step-
Sakura: Muwahaha -starts dancing insanely- Fruit salad yummy yummy!
Wufei:Shes singing, everyone this is not a drill!
Heero: My ears...I must over come the loud screech...-faints-
Quarte: -cowering in Trowa's arms-
Duo: YEAH FRUIT SALAD YUMMY YUMMY! I LOVE THE WIGGLES WOOO!
Trowa: -rocking Quarte- Its okay it cant go on forever.
4 days later
Sakura and Duo,arms linked together dancing and screeching :FRUIT SALAD YUMMY YUMMY!
Heero: -still passed out-
Wufei: Stop singing! For the sake of humanity as we know it you must cease!
Trowa: Run Quarte they arent looking, save yourself.
Quarte: No Trowa! I wont leave you like this. -crying-
Duo: Hey I want food, so shut up and lets chow down my little singer.
Sakura: Oh yeah food sounds good my girly man. -walks off-
Duo: HEY! Im not a girly man! Im a manly girl! -follows her-
Wufei: Shhh...whats that...-looks around paranoid- the wind? no...its...silence..it cant be...
Heero: -wakes up slowly- I was having a dream, two screeching vultures kept pecking Me.
All: -stare-
Heero: Nani?
Quarte: I think kura-chan and Duo-sama drew pictures of....on your face...
Heero: Drew pictures of what?
-goes to mirror, seeing a comic strip across his forehead, he is on his laptop, it falls to the ground, its broken-
-Screams in a high pitch- Noooo the horror! Wheres my laptop oh god oh my god oh where is it!!
Wufei: Aha! -Hands the still working laptop to Heero, who holds it against his chest rocking back and forth mumbling about his baby-
several hours later
-Everyone is sitting around in the living room-
Sakura: So...I sold Duo's braid on ebay last night to Some Angel of Reincarnation....
Duo: Hardy Har Har! My braid is still here -touches it to be sure- Yeah it is.
Sakura: -whispers as though Duo cant hear her- I cut it off, and glued a wig I braided to replace it on his head. -proud look-
-Trowa and Quarte exchance looks-
Duo: Liar.
Heero: -walks behind Duo, tugs on the braid and it comes off in his hand- AHHH! RAT! -throws it against the wall and shoots it 20 times-
Duo: -Runs to it, craddling it- Heero...You killed it. What did my braid ever do to you huh? You crazed computer hugging braid shooting maniac!
Heero: It ATTACKED me! Everyone saw -waves the gun towards everyone else making them jump- Right?
All: -Nod and smile at the crazy man, just nod and smile-
Duo: Wait a minute! This isnt my hair this is plastic.
Sakura: Uh...Duh!?!
-Duo then proceeds to pounce on sakura and slap her with the hair-
Trowa: No Duo No!
Quarte: I cant watch! Its too horrible!
Wufei: 20 dollars on the hair.
Sakura: Ow! Hair abuse! -gags when Duo shoves the hair in her mouth-
Duo: Eat it! Eat it you little-gets cut off as Heero and Trowa drag him off her-
Quarte: -comforts sakura- Its okay, its just hair it will grow back.
Sakura: -Nods, munching on the hair-
Duo: But will her head grow back after I chop it off!?!
Sakura: -whimpers clinging to Quarte- Oh Quarte hold me tight...tigher...Mmm thats good.
Trowa: -Lets Duo go-
Heero: Thats cruel. He'll murder her.
Trowa: Well a dead sakura means no more tight hugs... -smiles-
Sakura: You Evil Cyclops! I curse you with the spell of bad hair! Oh wait you already HAVE bad hair.
Trowa: -pounces on Sakura and Duo-
much fighting ensues
AN:Hmm..Well Angel Of Reincarnation I hope you dont mind me using you in my fic! Let me know And I can change it if you do. Well over do, and just written again at 3 am! lol Hope someone out there enjoys it a little.