A/N: . . . uhh. . . I'm updating. O.o; And. . . yeah. . .
Disclaimer: I own nothing that belongs to someone else. O.o;; Who's that?
Random guy: You're being... sued.
Genki: MARTELDAMMIT! YUAN, WE'RE BEING SUED!
Yuan: We?
Genki: Oh, right. You are being sued! It's your fault!!
Yuan: What?!
RG: I was just kiddin', chill.
Genki: o.o Then who are you?
RG: ::runs away::
Genki: Riiight...
Banana Mana Mania
Chapter 6
Raine took the Great Banana Rod from Lloyd and started yelling random phrases. No success.
His temper finally getting the best of him, Genis snatched the shimmering rod and yelled, "Marteldammit, Monkeys, go the heck away!"
All was silent. Then, the monkeys pulled out white clothes and waved them in the air. . . do not ask where the clothes came from. O.o;
"They're. . . surrendering!" Zelos cheered.
"No duh, dipwhad," one monkey grunted. Then they all ran away, never to return again.
". . .That's it?" Sheena commented. "That's all we had to do? Not even a battle?"
"Well, we recently had a battle of wits. . . does that count?" Colette asked.
"No."
"Oh."
"♪We did it! We did it! We did it, hurray!♪" The mystery man jumped out of the bushes, dressed in a t-shirt and shorts, looking sort of pudding.
"Pudding? You mean pudgy?" Lloyd asked.
I can't think straight, that's why I just drank that Coke. . .
Anyway, he looked like he ate a lot of pudding. So he was pudgey. O.o;
"You, again?!" Genis yelled. "Here, take it." He tossed the rod at the new Dora, and Dora caught it.
"Now let's do a dance!" (s)he said before starting a dance.
"This is odd," Presea whispered as Regal nodded in agreement.
"So, that's the end? That's. . . it?" Raine said, and Dora nodded.
"¡Sí!"
"But we want to know one thing," Lloyd pointed at Dora. "Who are you, really?"
"I'm Dora the frickin' Explorer!"
"No. . . I mean by birth."
"I--"
"Yuan, I finally found you!" Kratos came back, landing and wings disappearing. "Are you okay?"
"¡Sí!" he said, hugging Kratos.
"That was Yuan?!" everyone shouted.
"He must've gotten into the sugar again."
"But, he just. . . helped us save the world from monkeys. . ."
"Huh? You mean those dumb robots Mithos' made for no particular reason?"
Stare. "This was all a game?" Genis asked.
"Yup. The book you found was a fake. The monkeys were robots. And Yuan was the guy helping you the whole time. Helping you with nothing."
Eight jaws were on the forest floor.
"We went through that for nothing?!" Raine yelled.
"Can we kill Yuan?!" Zelos asked.
"Sure." Kratos pushed Yuan towards them, but Yuan fell and was unconscious.
"Dammit, you already killed him!" But Kratos was now gone.
"Ungh, what?. . ." Coming to, Yuan rubbed his head. "What the hell am I wearing?"
"GET HIM!" Everyone, including Colette, Presea and Yuan joined in to batter him up.
And so ends our tale. O.o; Very abruptly. -.-; Yeah.
Um. . . monkey.
Banana Mana Mania
Finally finishing his homework, Lloyd set down his pen and laid on his schoolbooks. "Why does Raine give so much homework?" He groaned. Almost falling into sleep, he was brought to with a tug on his shoulder.
He moaned and started talking before he saw who it was. "Genis, whaddaya--"
There, before him, was a monkey.
The End
Or. . . is it?
A/N: That was short. O.o; But it's over. YAY! Now I'm not breaking any rules by starting my new fanfic! (My rules, anyway...)
I know I used the Dora the Explorer thing in QFTUH!!, but I didn't care. O.o; Last time it was Boots, anyway. XD
Hmm... that's it. I don't want to delay: I'm so frickin' tired...
Bye! And for those of you who read it: I hope your eyes didn't burn.