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Chapter/Part: 17

Harry went to sleep soundly. After about two hours he started to hallucinate. Albus and Severus were sitting next to each other talking softly. When Harry started to talk about snowball fights, dancing and being mad at cows, and bears driving, they found it humorous even though they knew Harry was hallucinating.

Harry's POV

"Harry are you ready to have that snow-ball fight yet?" Uncle asked me.

"Of course I am." I replied happily.

"Okay then, come on lets head outside." Severus told me.

"Wait I don't know how to actually have a snow-ball fight." I was scared, I never really ever played in snow before, as I wasn't allowed too.

"That's fine Harry-bear. I'll show you outside. Let's go already!" My uncle was ready to stomp his feet, so we left the house and into the yard.

"Okay Har-Har, to have a snow-ball fight you make snowballs, by packing the snow together into a ball. After that you throw the ball at your opponent. Got it?"

"Yes uncle, I got it."

"Good. Start making your snowballs" And that was that. We both started to make snowballs. After five minutes he said to stop and that the fight would start in one.

"Okay Harry when I say go start throwing snowballs."

"Yes sir."

"Three, two, one, GO!" and that started the snowball fight. I was having a blast. I wasn't hitting my uncle much and he was hitting me but it was still fun, to goof off with my uncle. We both got down to our final ball. He shot his and it landed on top of my head. I wanted to get him back so I had to plan the best spot and that was the face. He quickly started to run and I did the same. After about five a minutes of running we both started to slow down and I moved in for the kill. I jumped on his back and slammed the snowball in his face. He laughed and flipped me off of his back so I was in his arms and started to tickle me merciless.

"Hey uncle Severus will you show me how to dance? I don't know how and I don't want to look silly in front of people at parties with dancing."

"Harry sure I'll teach you to dance. It's quite easy to dance."

"Oh thank you, thank you."

"What do you want to listen too, soft music or rock?"

"Whatever you want, uncle."

"Fine we'll start with soft music. Now watch me."

"No Severus, I don't want to talk to that cow! I'm very very angry at it! It made me spill my milk!"

"You can't possibly be mad at a cow you goof."

"Yes I can! I'm mad at that cowie! I'm leaving bye."

"Hey Uncle! That bear was driving a dodge neon. Can I please go drive the neon? Please?"

"I don't see why not, just make sure the bear is out of it."

"NO! The bear can tell me how to drive it."

"Okay if you say so."

"Hello bear will you please tell me how to and let me drive?"

"Sure kid. You put your foot on the gas until your going to hit something then you step on the break." The bear said pointing to the gas and break with his paw.

"Okay. Let's go!"

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Okay guys. I'm well aware this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever wrote but I wanted to get a break in from the sickness. Sorry its taken me sooo long. Real Life so much fun. rolls eyes I'm not making promises but I'll hopefully update before a month is up. sheepish look