I love DBZ, obviously, and this is a story I wrote because I was bored in study hall one day.

I have no idea what a disclaimer is for because the whole point of writing this stuff is for fun, not profit, but just to be safe, I own no DBZ characters and blah blah blah. Anyway, on with the story.

A/N: This story takes place many years after GT ends. I haven't seen all of GT yet so I'm making up that Goku mysteriously disappears after his final fight without a trace. Here I go.

A/N: " " means talking, duh

> means thought

"I'm so bored," stated King Yemma, "Every since Goku defeated the Dark Dragons, there hasn't been a good fight. There hasn't been much of anything.

"Yes, King Yemma, I know exactly what you mean. Even though it meant that the universe was in trouble, I miss all the exciting battles. I don't, however, miss being blow up with my planet," said King Kai with a sad smile. He remembered how mad he had been at Goku, and had yelled himself hoarse at him. If he would have known that Goku would have gone missing without a trace, he would have cherished those moments a little more.

King Kai turned towards the window as a tear started to form in his eyes. He looked towards all the souls flying around the place. Goku, where are you??> he thought.

A spark flew from his antenna's suddenly, and he cried out in shock.

"That power! Could it be?"

King Kai focused his antenna towards Earth and tried to locate the power source.

"King Kai?? King Kai, is everything alright??? KING KAI," yelled King Yemma.

"WOULD YOU SHUT UP FOR A SECOND, YOU LOUD-MOUTHED OX!!"

King Yemma fell off his chair and shook the whole castle, his feet sticking into the air and twitching. King Kai refocused himself back to Earth and the unknown, but familiar, energy.

"Goku," King Kai let slide from his mouth in a whisper. Could it really be you?>

King Yemma picked himself up off the floor and repositioned himself in his chair. He opened a drawer and took out one of the spare crystal balls Baba had left him. He used it to look into King Kai's mind and to see what King Kai saw. He about fell out of his chair again.

After several years of nothing, he now saw something he would have never thought possible. Goku was in a forest somewhere, looking just like he had before he went missing. He was cutting down trees with his hands and seeing how fine of sawdust he could make them into. 99.9 of them were so fine that they blew away in the slight breeze before they had a chance to touch the ground. King Yemma couldn't take his eyes off the ball.

"..Yemma…King Yemma….HEY, KING YEMMA!!!" King Kai nearly yelled into his ear, snapping him out of his daze, "Now that I have your attention, I need to get to Earth. Would you please get me some transportation?"

"Of course, just one second…I know just the person," King Yemma pushed the intercom button on his desk, "Would you send up #9605 for me, please?"

"Yes, Sir, one moment," came a female voice from the little green box. Ten seconds later, a door behind King Yemma's desk marked 'H.F.I.L.' started to slowly open. A tall green creature with a long tail and black slitted eyes walked into the room.

"Cell, escort King Kai here to Earth with your instant transmission. But I'm warning you, if you try anything…"

"Don't worry, King Yemma, I have no reason to. I have far too much fun torturing the victims in H.F.I.L. It's even more fun to kill down there because they just come right back. Hahaha," laughed Cell, thinking of how much fun he and Frieza had down there together. He had even learned how to transform from stage to stage from Frieza, which was why he was in his first stage now.

King Kai walked over to Cell and put a hand on his back, shuddering at the touch, "Lets go."

Cell put his index and middle finger to his head and they disappeared in an instant. They reappeared in the middle of a forest. King Kai could hear the sound of trees being smashed nearby.

"Cell, wait here. I don't want to startle Goku with you around."

Cell nodded and watched as King Kai walked towards the sound of the trees.

King Kai came to a small clearing full of sawdust piles all over, but no sign of Goku anywhere.

"Goku? Goku, are you here?"

"Who are you?" came a slightly familiar voice from behind him.

King Kai turned around slowly, and Goku was standing in the path King Kai had just came from. There was no smile on his face, or any sign of recognition. There was just a stony look on his face, one that King Kai couldn't remember ever seeing. In face, he had on a scowl that would have made Vegeta proud.

"I already asked once, and I really hate to repeat myself."

King Kai looked shocked and slightly offended. They had spent a great many centuries together, even though it was only seven Earth years, and Goku didn't even remember him.

"You mean you don't know who I am?"

"If I knew who you were, do you think that I would have asked who you were??"

"It's me, King Kai…Goku, what's wrong with your memory?"

"I'm not Goku, I'm Goten, and how do you know my father?"

Well, that's chapter one. Short, I know, but oh well.

I really don't know if this is good or not, but some of my friends say it's not too bad for my second story. I'm interested in what you think. Review please.