I still don't own DBZ characters, but as soon as my time machine is finished, that will change.

Ok, here we go.

A/N SS, SS2, SS3, SS4 Super Saiyan, Super Saiyan 2, so on, and so forth

"Excuse me? Goten?"

"Yes, Goten, almost like Goku, but not quite," he said sarcastically.

"But, you look exactly like him…Your hair, your eyes, your build…you could be his twin. Even your Ki signature feels like Goku's."

"Well, could me being his son have anything to do with that?? And just who are you?"

"He..he..never told you..about me?" King Kai looked at him, a kind of hurt in his voice.

"You are the slowest person I have ever met….If he would have told me who you are, would I keep asking you?"

Rude little brat….I should tell Chi-Chi about this.> thought King Kai with a picture of Chi-Chi bopping Goten on the head with that infernal frying pan.

Out loud he said," Well, my name is King Kai, and I'm from Otherworld." He then continued to tell him about how Gohan had been captured by Raditz and clear up to the end of the Cell disaster.

"So, you see, your father and I were pretty close friends."

"Well good for you. At least you got to know him. He was never around for me. Every time I ever needed him, like the first seven years of my life, the Majin Buu problem, the Baby ordeal, Super 17, Dark Dragons, hell, my first date, he was always doing something for everyone else, too busy to hang out with me. Do you have any idea what growing up with Chi-Chi is like?? Gohan was luck he had Goku around to take him to other planets and train with him. As far as I'm concerned, my father has been dead for my entire life."

"You don't really mean that, do you?" asked King Kai, surprised at the sudden hate radiating from the man in front of him.

"With all my heart. And, honestly, I'm glad he's gone."

King Kai was just about to answer when Goten suddenly went flying across the clearing. Cell stood where Goten had moments before, a look of anger and disgust on his face.

"How dare you disrespect Goku like that!!"

King Kai was in total shock. Cell, the CELL, had just clobbered Goten for talking badly about Goku, the person that Cell hated just slightly less than Gohan.

"I loathe your father almost as much as your freaking brother," King Kai's shock faded a little, "but Goku has cleared all the obstacles from my path, leaving the world to me as soon as I escape that infernal H.F.I.L. And for that, I will let no one, and I mean no one, disrespect him like that."

"ME-HAAAA," a blue beam came from the edge of the clearing, aimed straight at Cell, who dodged it at the last second.

Goten walked slowly back into the clearing, a look of pure confidence on his face. "Cell, am I right?"

Cell nodded towards him as Goten walked closer.

"Yeah, you look familiar..Gohan told me about you and how much trouble you gave them. Sad, that SS2 was enough to beat you…How weak you must be. But you look different…not like Gohan described you."

"That is because of a little trick I learned. It's similar to your SS abilities. I, too, can transform at will to become stronger."

They stood there and glared at each other. Goten made the first move.

Goten flew at Cell, and fired and energy ball. He followed right behind it, using it as a diversion to distract Cell. Cell just stood there and watched as the oncoming ball rushed towards him. At the last second, he did a spin move around the ball, letting it continue on it's way, blowing up a part of the forest. This move caught Goten completely off-guard, and Cell took this opportunity to tail-whip Goten to the face. Goten landed on the ground ten yards away. As he got up, he wiped some blood from his mouth where Cell's tail had struck him.

"You'll pay for that," he said.

"Oh, you're scaring me," mocked Cell.

Goten stood up completely and started to power up. Wind began to swirl around him and the sawdust piles were being blown into the air. The wind picked up and swirled the sawdust around Goten, making it hard to see him. Goten let out an angry cry and a shockwave came from inside the swirling sawdust storm, sending all of it flying away from Goten. Goten's hair was a dark gold and his eyes were now green, signifying his SS transformation. Cell looked on with only mild interest.

"Are you quite finished yet?" he asked.

Goten looked slightly bewildered.

Cell's power started to raise and he erupted in a dark green light. When it faded, Cell was transformed into his Android 17 Absorbed form. While in H.F.I.L., Cell had been busy training, making him just as strong as a Super Saiyan 1 in his second form.

"Shall we continue?" Cell asked.

This time, Cell acted first. He fired his own energy ball at Goten and followed right behind it.

How stupid!! He's trying my own attack against me, and I just used it, so it's not like I don't know what he is doing.> thought Goten.

Goten braced himself to jump out of the way, but at the last second, Cell used his instant transmission to teleport behind Goten, and drove his knee into the back of Goten's head. Goten was driven face first into the oncoming energy ball.

"Good-bye, Goten," said Cell as the ball exploded on Goten's face.

Well, there is chapter two.

I probably won't update for a little bit because my friend has chapters 3-8. He forgot to give them back to me. Yeah, like anyone really cared.