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Hermione met back up with Ron and Harry in the Great Hall, they sat down at their usual spots and shoveled food onto their plates. Ginny rushed up to them, an excited grin on her freckled face. "Heydidyouhearwatfredangeorgeardoin?!" she asked in less 1 second's time. "Ginny, could you speak English, please?" Ron asked his sister thickly, while munching on chips. "I said," she intoned exasperated, "Did you hear what Fred and George are doing?" "No," all three said simultaneously. "Look!" she shoved a piece of parchment at Hermione. She held in front of her so Harry and Ron could read it also. It read:

1st annual 7th year truth or dare lock in

Saturday January 5th at number ninety-three, Diagon Alley, bring sleeping clothes and pillows and be ready for a double-dose of dares Fred and George style! For those of you who always want permission coughHermionecough Dumbledore has approved (you can ask him!) of this party. Be there at 7 p.m.!

Fred Weasley George Weasley

Owners of Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

"Well?" said Ginny after Hermione had handed the paper back, "Are you going?" "I suppose if Dumbledore says it's alright..." Hermione trailed off. "Of course!" Ron answered for her. She gave him a shrewd look before nodding her head. "Yes! Thank you!" Ginny shrieked. The trio looked at her, confused. "Fred and George said I could go if Ron does," she explained before running off and doing the same act with Lavender and Parvati.

Later up in the common room Hermione was talking to the other female Gryffindor seventh years. "I can't go. My mum and dad would kill me if I did, they don't really like the Weasley twins," Angie Simons said glumly. "Well I couldn't miss a chance like this, one we get to go to Diagon Alley, and two people are going to be revealing secrets and doing god knows what Fred and George tell them!" Lavender squealed, while Parvati nodded her head fervently. "Ron and Harry are going to make me go. I could use that time to study for the end of year exams, but no!" Hermione grumbled while the other girls looked at her like she was crazy.

Saturday came a bit too quickly for Hermione, and soon she was packing pajamas into a red backpack. Harry and Ron met up with her and Ginny in the common room and they made their way out onto the grounds. Courtesy of Dumbledore, all seventh years (and Ginny) going to Fred and George's party would take the thestral drawn carriages. They found an empty carriage and all four sat down.

They soon arrived at the domain of the notorious Weasley twins. As they stepped onto the stoop, the door swung open. Hermione stepped inside first, and found herself in a circular shop filled with everything from metal knick knacks to joke books. As the other three stepped into the room so did the twins. "All right! Our first guests to arrive!" one said jovially. "We aren't being very good hosts, George," the other said and motioned for them to step into a different room.

This room was a bit smaller, but could still accommodate at least 30 people. The walls were a bright yellow and two tables were set at each end of the room filled with snacks. Footsteps sounded in the main shop and Fred and George swooped out of the room once more. They came back a few moments later, this time with Professor Lupin in tow.

"I'm sure you remember your D.A.D.A. professor. He's going to be our chaperone tonight," Fred/George explained to them. Hermione's eyes widened, she was going to have to tell secrets and do stupid stunts in front of him! She whimpered softly and thought, It's going to be a long night!

A/N: Sorry this took so long! And just out of sheer lack of inspiration, most of my chapters shall be short! I think this chap really sucks, so I won't update without positive reinforcement... meaning REVIEW! SHARKS AND SPARKS!!