can't forget about next day..... day after that ain't lookin' too good either....or-
Messages to the reviewers.......
Cueball: Yay! Someone actually threatened me to write! That has never happened before!
Thank you very much and keep reading!bows
RavenMarss2000: Well I know it's odd.....and random.....and sick......but I didn't know it was funny! Thank you!! I try to make ya proud!
The Impossible Something: I will change the 'sept part, try to space it out more, and put it's,
but I'd rather leave OMIGOD(!!!!!!!?????) Up there just because. Oh, and the floo-GROUND means I was about to say floor because you're not supposed to know that it was the floor of a room. Oh, and I'll clarify things a bit. But thanks for bothering!
RielleAilin: I like your penname! Never heard it before... but I like it! I suppose I did say please R&R! It's not really supposed to make sense. You gotta watch the movie .
No inside joke.
Most encouraging review: Cueball Runner-up: RavenMarss2000
No prize, sorry about that.
ON TO THE STORY! THUNDERCATS, GOOOO! (Don't own those either -)
Jacob wiped the blood out of his face. He looked at his hand. He started twitching convulsively. He jumped up and down and shivered. (Thats my method of dealing with heebie-jeebies!! Like......SCHOOL FOOD! Ughh...) "EEWWWW!!" Green-biege blood trickled down his arm,
sending him into another fit, this time looking like a dancer doing the macarena (EEEHHH! MACARENA!) " UUUHHHGGGHHH!!"
He throws his hands in the air, swings them wildly, and shrieks.
"AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" he inspects himself,
deeming the blood gone with the wind. Unbeknownst to him, yet beknownst to me, he will be unpleasantly suprised(it won't be now. Later, you'll see). He sighs and strikes a heroic pose.
Luckily for him, nobody saw that episode, as they were too busy with their own affairs.
" Hey, look, I'm Pistachio!" One-Eyed Flud cried jubilantly. The combat form did indeed look like a nut, now that his arms were ripped off and his legs and head were only stumps. His disgusting, sickening, repulsive color matched perfectly with an un-dyed shell of a pistachio."Yeah.......I don't get it." His partner replied.
"YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!"
Jacob shook his head at the scene and ventured toward the bucket 'o marines.
"Sarge, have you seen Grunty?" "SIR NO SIR!!" The marine bellowed.
"ha ha ha... thank you. At ease." Jacob jumped down from from the top of the bed.
"Grunty? Grunty??" He called. " Here I am!" a squealy voice came. "And I'm red this time!"
He pulled out a checkers board with the words 'My First Checkerboard' written on it.
"No Grunty-" "Fine you can be red, and I'll-" "GRUNTY! I can't right now... I have some bad news-" "BAD NEWS? HOLY S##!!!" After a minor case of staring,
everyone gasped. Mutters spread through the crowd, like "holy cow" and "bad news?"
and "S##???" "Uuuummm.... yeah.... go get the toys ready for a meeting, oh and be happy!" Jacob muttered, embarressed. "Happy?!! HAHAHAHA!" The grunt laughed maniacally. As he walked through the room, he spotted computer walking the room. "HEY PUTER(his name, don't correct me!) DRAW!!"
The computer quickly generated a picture of MA5B, AKA the assault rife.
"DO'H! Got me again! What can ya say, the fastest keys in the west!"
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Wow! I finished! took me the whole of two hours too! I know it sucks, but please be nice! If you aren't gonna say anything nice, DON'T TELL ME AT ALL!
I don't care if you correct me, but please wait a little. I just spent a lot of time typing (which I don't do too fast) and I don't want to see a whole bunch more work to do!
I will fix last chapter, but later!
Bows again Thank you, you kind-hearted people! I will write next chapter for 1 more positive review! After I get a little more confident, I will stop doing this.
Sorry if this chapter wasn't too funny, but all the things that can be funnily modified are in the middle of the movie.
THANK YOU FOR READING CHAPTER TWO OF HALO STORY!