Messages to the reviewers:
RavenMarss2000: Sorry about your story. Thank you for the review, after the meeting its gonna get more off track.
halo marine 1: Um... thanks for the review squints at screen halo marine 1.
I have read a fic by Tru7h nd Ord3r. But do you think I would actually improve and read that stuff you ordered with that attitude? I told you it was my first fic and to bear with me, but nope. And I did get some good reactions. I got seven reviews,
2 of which not praising, 4 good reactions, and 1 helpful one. And you wouldn't try to help politely if you didn't see some potential in it, would you?
And, as I said in the 2nd chapter, I was going to go back and edit the first chapter because it wasn't that good.
MASTER CHIEF 45: Oooh yes, don't worry. What would be a funny parody without the Chief? NOTHING!! And that does give me an idea. Why don't some people go and make a movie really called Halo Story and be like this fic? (I'M FAMOUS) Or at least around something like this..... Thank you for the review!
It was really helpful!
Most Encouraging Review: RavenMarss2000 Runner-Up: MASTER CHIEF 45
hands you two imaginary cookies Savor them in your imaginations, you kind people!
ON TO THE STORY ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'! PRICES GOIN' DOWN DOWN! ROLLBACK!
The cowboy-claud old man walked down the long, blood splattered path to the podium of meetings, the loudspeaker of gatherings, the voice of truth.
He heroicly strode towards the miniature stand, and was about to make it when a shiny black cane wisked him away from his path. "NOOOO!! I'VE BEEN A BOY! PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME WHERE THE FIRES GOOOOOO!!!"
He suddenly stops wailing and stares at his captor.
Cortana stands there, brandishing her cane. She is now the official IMAGE of ghetto. Look up ghetto in the dictionary. You will see the definition 'Cortana' and a picture of her in baggy blue jeans, a loose red shirt, about 35 hip-hop medallions, and a snow hat. Her shoes are oversized and and her teeth are pure black.
After Jacob stares, bug-eyed, at Cortana's new get-up, she finally says," I wanned ta tank ya for savin my ma bitzizzalin ya no wut im sayin dawg, ya no wut im sayin'? ( translation: I wanted to thank you for saving my bites you know what I'm saying dog, you know what I'm saying?)
Jacob's mouth now officiallly was open. And he was wondering, now that the only sane person left Grunty(?), who would help him physciacticly now.
"No, there is no way in.....where the fires go I, or anybody else for that matter, can understand you." He stated calmly. He was taught how to deal with hooligans.
" Budizzle Jacob...(translation: but Jacob....) " ENGLISH PLEASE!!" Cortana sighed. The ghetto clothes digitized away replaced by her pinky attire.
" I'm sorry Jacob. It's just that........" Cortana trailed off. "Yes?" Jacob prompted.
Cortana whispers something. " Come on, louder." Jacob coaxed. Cortana mumbles this time, still not able to be heard though. "I'm losing my patience."
This time Jacob's voice was cold. " WE'RE SUPPOSED TO LIKE EACH OTHER!" Cortana burst out. " Oh.... there's that now." Now he was embarressed.
"Hey, how do we know that anyway?" "I don't know.... I feel like we are being guided somehow... by a force much more powerful than us....." ( A transparent picture of Spongebob looking to the shining heavens surrounded by peaceful wild animals flashes.)
"Yes.. NO! WE CONTROL OUR OWN DESTINY!" Jacob takes an even more herioc pose and a triumphant wind blows."WE WILL FIGHT THE POWER!
WE CAN CHANGE OUR FATE! WE ARE IN CONTROL!!" Jacob stands up proudly and the wind blows. When they stay this way for a while, the wind blows off Cortana's hat, and Jacob shows signs of life. He remembers what he's supposed to be doing, and ,as if in a trance, walks slowly away from Cortana without saying a word.
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I finished the third chapter! I am writing this while watching Futurama! Love that show! The one about their trip to Mercury...YohoHO! I thought I would get farther than this...Master Chief will be introduced in the next one, or the one after that... for sure! Please keep reading and review nicely! THANK YOU FOR READING CHAPTER 3 OF HALO STORY!