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A Lonley Man's Day


Made in the PoV of the Windmill Dude. Then next chapter: The devil's..

Time: Link-Adult

Game: The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Time


A Lonley Man's Day

All I did every day was stand there... thinking... about the green clothed Ocarina kid. Why?! Why?! Why did he have to do that??? Seven years ago!! All I did every night was stand there... waiting... For that green clothed Ocarina kid!

One day... OH, THAT DAY! I was minding my own business... thinking... about the green-clothed Ocarina kid... well, tectnichally that is not minding my own business... or was it? Well, I was really busy... when over my music I heard a thud. It was probably just a kid..., I had thought... OH, HOW WRONG I WAS!

While I was playing, the windmill suddenly went crazy!! How?! HOW?!? WHY?!? And then, I saw him... or it, rather... but a fleeting glance, only! A red-clothed devil of a being...

I thought nothing of it, my mind was playing tricks, as always...

Then I closed my eyes...

I heard yells... I heard throws.. the wind! OH, THE NOISE! And suddenly, BOOMS! BOOM BOOM BOOM!!! I tried to open my eyes, but they wouldn't! Then came the fire... but it didn't ignite!! And those flashes!! I hid... I plugged my ears... with a bellowing laugh, I heard the devil leave.. He played a song, that he did!! I opened my eyes, and...

ARROWS! EVERYWHERE! DENTS! EVERYWHERE! SCORCH MARKS! EVERYWHERE! STAINS! FIRE! LEAVES! EVEN A CUCCO!! EV-ER-Y-WH-ERE!!!

He had punished me.. for not minding my own... literally, my own business...


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