Better than anything from A to Z
Nothing beats the TMNT
All it takes is half a shell
To give Saki's foot some hell
They're Ninja's and they're green
All this at age fifteen
Blue, purple, orange, and red
Shredder can never get ahead
Splinter and April have their backs
Only when there's pizza do they slack,
What could beat the green Machine?
With them on the case, the streets are clean