A Lonely Devil's Day
I was bored. When I say bored, I mean bored! That stupid fairy og mine would NOT stop nagging! I had just finished the Fire Temple, and she kept saying, 'An artic wind is blowing from Zora's River... Can you feel it?' GOD WAS IT BORING!!!
So I said, "Navi, SHUT UP!"
And she said, "Why?"
"Because, I am going..."
"Okay!"
"Now, for your physical safety," and my mental safety, I thought, "get into this bottle!"
"Okay!"
So off I rode, after putting Navi into a bottle, to the Kakariko Village.
"HEEEY!" She screamed. I sighed. I had forgotten to put her into the sound-proof bottle. After doing that, we rode to the graveyard.
I got off... raced Dante the digger... got a Heart Piece.. went to the windmill.. I saw the crazy guy. Dootling on his stupid instrument, as always...
Hey! He was suddenly struck with a thought.
He would be a good pawn in mmy plot to get rid of my boredom...
I jumped onto the top of the windmill, and landing with a thud. Hoping he didn't hear me, I crouched low. Then, getting up, I played my Ocarina, just as he hit the notes as I was playing, so he couldn't hear me. The windmill went crazy... again...
I stood on the very edge, so he could get a glimpse of me... Oh, HOW MAD HE'D BE! He suddenly closed his eyes... What a perfect oppurtunity! I slowly let out a loud yell, supposedly a battle cry, and let a WHOLE lot of bombs loose. Then, I used Din's fire. He was still hiding in the corner. I then used deku nuts, followed by all of the arrows I had. I also used the Hammer that I had gotten from the Fire Temple, and made some dents. Then I let loose a cucco. I then left, playing Minuet Of The Forest, leaving in a rush of leaves.
THE END
WOOT! That was my first Zelda FF. Meant to be funny. I don't own dirt... blah blah blah.....