HOLY CRAPAMONI!!!!! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!! 18 reviews for one story?! I nearly shit my pants!!!!
Okay, here's the style that I'm gonna write this story in. Odd chapters are present, in the Naruto-universe. Even numbered chapters are in the FMA-universe, the past. OKAY!!!! SO THIS IS HOW NARUTO LEARNS ABOUT ALCHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…. Sorry it's so crappy. And short ;-;
Disclaimer: ….. Do I have to repeat myself again?
WHAT THE HELL IS ALCHEMY?
Growwwwwwwwwwwl.
Naruto: O-O;;
'Guess I'm hungry,' Naruto thought. But he had to spend his money that he earned from small jobs wisely.
"Hmm. A library. I haven't been to one in a while."
He entered the musty old library, and looked around. So many books, (sweatdrop) and all research and information. Uh-oh!
"No …manga… Losing…power."
He picked a random book off the shelf.
"The Beginner's Guide to Alchemy, huh? Sounds, er, different," he said aloud and sweatdropped.
"Human kind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is the first law of alchemy…"
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It had taken Naruto 4.5 hours to actually get the first page.
It took him a day to finish half of it. Naruto came back the next day and finished the rest.
"Owee! My brain hurts!" he whined. Too much information for Baka-chan.
"So! Just draw the transmutation circle,"….. ," place the item that you will transmute in the center,"…., "Put your hands on the circle and focus your power."…..
The circle started to glow blue, and caused a powerful gust. Then, Naruto had done alchemy, for the first time.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! KAWAII DESU NE!!!"
Indeed. Naruto had transmuted a cute Kumagoro.
(starry eyes) "RYUUICHI-SAMA!!!!"
Eh…. I guess Naruto was a tad bit…too obsessed with Gravitation….--;; ehehehehe.
"Tooku de me o hikarasete mezameru monotachi matte iru
yoru no jouheki sasowarete utsurisumu mure no nukegara ni…something something something!!!"
Hey…at least he isn't tone deaf. Not bad actually.
"HEY!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!!!"
Whoop-dee-doo. Guess the crazy, overweight, fat, stupid librarian had finally found him.
The librarian dragged Naruto out of the library by his ear.
"QUIET IN THE LIBRARY! NO SINGING!"
TBC
By the way. The japanese lyrics are to the beginning of Sleepless Beauty in Gravitation Anime! I LOVE THE SONG! IF u HAVEN'T HEARD IT …go…now…!!
(starry eyes) NOW TO ANSWER MY BELOVED REVIEWERS!!!
SasuNaru123: OMFG, I love you and your story! THANK U FOR BEING MY 1rst Reviewer!!! THIS IS THE FIRST FMA/NARUTO CROSSOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S CELEBRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hieisbestbuddy888: Yes… I left it at the worst time. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And as for the arm and leg. It was not a random decision. It's a part of the plot…ish thingie.
Third degree run: YOU SHALL WONDER!!!! Hey, and if lil' Ed could become a State alchemist, so could Naruto. Naruto's smarter than he looks you know!
Firehedgehog: Kick ass? THANK YOU!! And yesh! I shall continue it!
Ark: I WILL!
Macy: first off. O-o WHAT R YOU? PSYCHIC? Its like you can read my mind….. and yes! I SHALL CONTINUE!!
Monkey: YAY! You like!
Akki: It's cute? THANK YOU!!! And ditto bout the continue thing.
Liriele: It's got a plotline? --; wow….I actually did it!
HikaruOf Arrow: Cool? YATTA! I'm getting so may compliments!
Dancing kitsune: Yes. I had to end it there '--------'
Thuyhy-thuyhy: I can't guarantee that I'll update quickly. I'm sorta lazy XD;;
Darkyo/Varzil: Yay! Love!
DFlame-Fan-Girl-For-Hire: Wow…. We like the same types of history…NO PESTERY!!! I'm AM THE ONE WHO PESTERS PEOPLE!!!… AND I GET BEAT UP FOR IT TOO XD STUPID GUYS WHO HIT GIRLS!! Then again, I'm not frail, and it doesn't really hurt.
Nicholas Perle: Yeah, sorry bout the Author-notes. XD I gots to add my voice in too XD!!
Dark yuna: Your English isn't that bad. It's pretty good. And thanks for the review!
Kerolover1112: HIYA BUDDY!!!!! DIDN'T I tell you my story was lame on AIM? XD
C.M Aeris Queen of Insanity: slowly backs away too. …At least…. I have a reviewer…. Who's loyal….yet crazy…
PHEW!!! That's all of the review! It took up a whole page!!!!
Hoshi: NO DUH!!!
SNK: When'd you get here.
Hoshi: When me and Soku were done fucking in your room.
SNK: OoO! MY POOR BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I'VE GOTTA BURN MY SHEETS!!!! Wait a minute, never mind! YAY! I have a yaoi infested bed!
Hoshi: --; crazy…
And if you don't know who Soku or Hoshi is, read the end of my story, NARUTO MEETS SANTA!! And you'll find out.
40 REVIEWS OR I'm NOT UPDATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!