Jr. Rap

"Yo Jr. Here, ten years later y'all. Yeah, yeah. I know, you've only heard of the Godzilla rap; well now it's Jr.'s turn, so listen

up. Now don't tell my dad but late at night, when I'm sure he's asleep I like to go out into the city and save the humans. But

then one night when I was heading down town, I ran into one of my dad's old enemies, Mecha Godzilla back from the grave,

oh damn you're going to pay. Now then he scans me over and he's all like "Hey wait a minute. You're not Godzilla, you

can't be. You must be junior cause your spikes are too small." "Oh just shut up you over grown cannon ball and just bring it."

So then two rounds later and I'm ready to fall down, I just can't understand how someone like that can take so many of my

atomic blasts. Then I feel a hand on my shoulder and it's my dad and he says "Maybe you'd better let me take over." "But

dad, what about all that crap you're always telling me about fighting my own battles?!" "this is different boy! I'll always be

there to step in for you whenever I realize you're going to get your keister handed to you." so there I am sitting on the side

lines "Go dad! Kick his metallic can!!" then two rounds later and they're both ready to fall down. So then my dad gives him

one last atomic blast and shoots off his head. Then I give him this look like "What is it with you and shooting off the heads?"

"Hey what can I say boy makes the monster sooner to be dead." So then on the way home I'm filled with all sorts of sonly

pride. But then my dad says something that fills me with fear, I'm grounded for about twenty years."