Relationship Counselling
"So the two of you haven't…"
"No."
"You live with a beautiful woman who has half the men in Sunnydale falling over themselves to impress her, and you've not slept with her? You're not gay are you?"
"Faith!"
"I'm sorry, but I'm a little shocked. May I ask why you and Belldandy haven't done the deed?"
"I'm scared, terrified. I mean, I love Belldandy, but she's a goddess: I've got no idea what could happen if the two of us ever got physical. I don't want to do anything to risk our relationship."
"Ok Xander, I'll drop it. So any idea how we deal with the Mayor?"
TBC