Sorry this is one huge paragraph but its all one scene and there is rarely a subject change in it so it had to be one huge paragraph.
For the longest time Hamsterviel just scanned over Kyle with his red eyes. "What do you know about your past?" Kyle cocked his head. "Do I know you besides the fact that you name appears at least ten times in Jumba's files?" Kyle shook his head and chuckled, then took a deep breath. "I know that I grew up in New Hampshire that I was born in Massachusetts and that I'm three quarters Italian, which explains why I have so much hair on my..." Hamsterviel held up a paw. "Let me stop you. Do have strange skills? Maybe a keen sense of hearing and smell?" Kyle remembered the time he heard 625 squeeze of a shot at Lilo back in Jamaica, Vermont. The time he heard the trigger being pulled before the flash of green sped past him. "Yeah. So what?" Hamsterviel squinted. "Have you ever thought about how you were more animal than human?" Kyle remembered the times he had gotten out of the pool back at his house and shook the water off his body rather than using a towel. "Yeah." A second computer monitor flew down form the ceiling and in front of the prison cell. As the monitor turned on it displayed the profile of what looked like an experiment only the format was different form Jumba's files. "What if I were to tell you that you were more animal than human?" Kyle just stared at the file being displayed in front of him. "This is the profile of an old project I had created, Project Alpha. Before I had enlisted Jumba to aid in the creation of the experiments I had been working on my own little creation. Nineteen years ago in fact." Kyle paused for a moment and looked away from the file. "So wait. You're trying to say I have anything to do with this critter." Hamsterviel chuckled. "No not anything. Everything! You see you are this project." Kyle rolled on his back laughing. "Ahahahah! You...ha-ha...expecting me to..." he snorted. "You expect me to believe that load of crap?" Hamsterviel shook his head "No. but if you are Project alpha I expect you to believe facts. Let's believe my story just for a moment. The first thing that should go through a geneticist's mind is your genetic code. Every organism has a DNA that specifically renders out that particular species." Kyle began to laugh a little to his self as he started picking his nose. "Cease your nostril mining this instant and pay attention to me! If you WERE project alpha then your DNA would have a different number of chromosomes that that of a human." Kyle looked at the faint reflection of his face in the window of his cell. "Then why do I look like a human huh?" Hamsterviel squinted his eyes. "If you didn't already know Jumba had been convicted of creating a genetic experiment. If his creature had not been designed to be a havoc wreaking menace then he would have been only convicted of ethical issues and probably not imprisoned. But long before he had even begun work on my experiments..." An eyebrow lifted up on Kyle's face. "Jumba's files specifically said that you only financed the experiments not create them." Hamsterviel waved is paws in the air vigorously. "Irrelevant! Many years before Jumba had even started on the creation of the six hundred and twenty-six experiments I had been creating project alpha. Just as I had created it and finished running preliminary tests the Galactic Federation decided they would investigate my labs. Unable to destroy the work I had spent so much time and effort on creating I had you placed into and escape pod and jettisoned from my lab. I assume that the hyperspace module on the escape pod engaged, sending you to a far away system with little or no galactic federation influence." Kyle shook his head. "That still doesn't explain why I look like a human." Dr. Hamsterviel's face suddenly occupied the entire video screen as if moved right up against the glass window. "I am getting to that! Now stop being so anxious like something that is being jumpy. The second function of the escape pod was to disguise you as one of the dominant species on the planet that you landed on. Finding humans as the most advanced species the pod rearranged your DNA to make you look like a human. As a second measure of security the escape pod was programmed to self destruct after you had left it. As for what happened after that I can only guess that a human family found you and made you there own." Kyle scratched his goatee and smirked. "That's a nice fabrication Mr. Hamsterwhell but there are a few things I don't understand. If my DNA was scrambled wouldn't there be a few problems with me. Also, how do you know your not confusing me with some other human?" a panel inside the prison cell slid open and a robotic arm came out with some object attached to the end. "There is only one way to find out. I get a blood sample and see if the DNA is as I described in which case I unscramble your DNA and put you to proper use. if you not who I think you are then I guess I'll just have you destroyed." the object attached to the robotic arm split open revealing a small oval shaped syringe and began to slowly move towards Kyle. "Uh.... hold on... wait! I got a better idea... how about you let em got to jumba and get the DNA test so i can trust the results!" The arm still advanced towards him. "No? Ok then you asked for it." Kyle took off his camouflaged long sleeve shirt so that it was inside out and his hands were still in the sleeves creating a loop out of his arms and the shirt itself. The green experiment cowered in one of the corners of the prison cell. The arms swayed back and forth as Kyle held his shirt in front of him to hide where his body was actually located. The syringe darted towards Kyle. Kyle rolled out of the way wrapping the shirt around the syringe, grabbed it, and broke it off. "I hate needles." Kyle turned around to find Dr. Hamsterviel clapping "well done project alpha. It seems you'll just have to stay in that cell until your ready to cooperate with me. farewell." the video screen when black and then flew up towards the ceiling. The mechanical ram, now giving off sparks at different intervals slowly retracted into its hole and disappeared as the panel slid back into place. "I gotta figure out how to get out of here."