Hi, long time no update? Sorry about that I was kind of having a little bit of a writers block. Mainly because I got my first ever flamer. Kinda depressing. Oh, and I would like to mention to said flamer that A) don't be anomynous if you flame, it's cowardly and rude B) kitling, I agree isn't a word. It's a nickname, an endearing term. Like kidlet which my sister likes to call me and doesn't have to be a word to be valid... cause I made it up C) If your going to say that my fic has flaws, point them out and then I might be able to fix them. This is after all my first fic. And D) If there's so many flaws then don't read it. I never once said that you had to. That done, please enjoy the story, and I hope that the last one helped explain a few things. Oh and one more thing, about Kuybi's "sudden wimpiness" as Wolfen Man decided to put it. When Naruto or his special people get theatened, Kuybi come out, right? Well, he comes out in order to protect his kitling. Good question though. Let's see how Tsunade handles this, shall we?
General POV~
"We are going to go see the Hokage right now. She needs to know about this. This is not good, not good, NOT GOOD." said Iruka, who was trying desperately to calm himself down, but was failing miserably. He had just gotten his first good look at Naruto's new looks and, needless to say didn't know how to handle this. Kyubi, being much calmer than him, walked over to his kitling's room and proceded to look thought the drawers trying to find something to cover up both his and his darling not so little kitling tails and ears. He found two baseball hats to cover the ears, but nothing quite big enough to cover the tails let alone fit them properly, due to the dawning fact that Naruto used to tiny, now he is not, neither is Kyubi. They were lucky to have found a pair of shorts that fit. Then Kyubi perceived that the "shorts" that both he and Naruto were wearing were in fact loose pants that used to fit Naruto, pointing out that he and Naruto had no way to get to the Hokage's office without causing a major riot, conserning invading demons.
Kyubi POV~
Shoot, how am I supposed to hide the tails and get to the office? Wear a dress? *silence echos in brain* Shoot, I am not wearing a dress. I am NOT going to turn Naruto into a crossdresser. WHY do all the ideas that I hate HAVE to be the best ones???? Well, here goes nothing. "Oh Naruto, I have an idea."
Naruto POV~
WHAT?!?!?! I can't BELIEVE Kyubi just asked me that. Did the tranfer out of my body give him BRAIN DAMANGE???? He was never that weird... or was he? I don't know, never noticed things like that, I guess. Uh oh, looks like Iruka's considering it. Scrach that he did. He going to go get us something to wear. I am going to die. I hope people decided to come to my funeral. Or maybe I can get away before he comes back with the evil female garment of ultimate sinister DOOM.
Look around... GOOD. Kuybi's not looking. Now open the door and sneak QUIETLY out the door and down stairs. OWW! My legs just gave out. Well I guess they should still be a little under the weather, I mean, come on, I grew over a foot in a couple of hours. I should be in pain. I see Kyubi peek out the door, notice me and dash in grab me round the middle and haul me back up the stairs closing the apartement door behind us, all before my neighbors had opened their doors to find out what hapended. I am so dead. I'm going to get lectured to death. I would like to leave all my stuff to Kyubi, I guess even though he's the one who's going to kill me. He doesn't have any stuff to begin with. Here it comes... *cringe*
Kyubi POV~
He knows that he shouldn't have done that. He know I'm going to lecture him. Instead of giving in to the feeling that I should be strangling him for doing something so unbelievably stupid and dangerous. I hug him and tell him NEVER to do that again. Because, I can't blame him, I wanted to do the same thing. In fact, I HAVE done things like that. God, I was so worried when I heard the crash and then saw that kitling was gone. I wish he wouldn't scare me like that.... I sound like my mother. It is official. I am never going to live this down. Somebody shoot me.
Iruka POV~
After getting back to the two with an arm full of clothes that should fit them, I got them into them after firmly reassuring Naruto that I did not just hand him a dress. He's so odd sometimes. Anyways, I got them to the Hokage's office, which wasn't easy. Mainly because Naruto couldn't go very far without falling, not that it was his fault. As soon as this is taken care of, I am going to ask for sometime off. I have lots of sick days saved up anyways. Once outside the door to Tsunade's personal office, I steeled myself. I do not get paid enough for this kind of thing. On second thought, I don't get paid at all for things like this. Here goes nothing and please some nameless god, take pity on me and let me get though this day in one piece.
Tsunade POV~
I looked up from my ultra-important hokage business *cough* napping *cough* when I heard a knock at the door. "Come in!" I yelled at them shifting in my seat. I saw Iruka enter, I smiled he is such a sweety and he always does way more than he should. I don't pay him nearly enough, but knowing him he never except a raise. He'd just blush a bright red and stutter that he didn't decerve it or some nonsense like that. At the very least he should take a vacation. I think he's lost weight. He was soon followed by to men with capes and hats on, the capes looked like something that Gai would wear. Like a superman cape. I couldn't see much of them. I offered a seat to them all as I said, "Hello, what do I own the pleasure of this visit?"
General POV~
Iruka sighed as he took a seat, closely followed by Naruto and Kyubi. He couldn't figure out where he was supposed to begin. Unfortunately Naruto beat him to it. "Look baba, I'm Naruto, the guy next to me is the demon that was sealed in me, call him Kyubi. I have nine tails and fox ears. So does Kyubi. Now what are we supposed to do? Your the Hokage. Deal with this." Naruto said, while taking off his cape and hat. reveling a pair of black pants that barely seemed to be long enough and a white muscle shirt. He stared at Tsunade, waiting for a reaction. He wasn't disapointed. "....WHAAAT?!?!?!? You mean... demon...FREE!!! tails? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?! Iruka, EXPLAIN. NOW!!!"
Iruka POV~
Oh, shoot. This isn't good under any meanings of the word. How on earth am I going to explain this? Here goes nothing...again. "Ummm, you see Hokage-sama, err... ahhh... It's like this.... ummm. I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IS HAPPENING.... I'm just as confused as you are." I said. Needless no say I was equaly as shocked at my own outburst as everybody else. With the exception of Kuybi. For some strange reason he looked like he was expecting that.
Kyubi POV~
He really needed to do that, anyways I guess, as the only person who really knows what their talking about, I should explain. "Honored Hokage, I, as Naruto already told you, am Kyubi." I, then repeated the same thing that I had told the two earlier and sat back to watch the fireworks. Before that could happen, Naruto looked at me with those cute big blue eyes of his and said in the sweetest voice possible, "Now, what kyubi? How do we go on? I mean your a demon, I have tails now and well, I look like I have aged ten years. How are we going to live with this. The villagers were hard to live with before, but now..." He has big eyes. Big, sad eyes. I want to hug my kitling til he feels better. It's official, I am a sap. "I don't know, kitling, I'm so sorry, I should have warned you."
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I feel so EVIL. I left you hanging for over a week. Please review, Next chapter: The villagers find out. I'll update sooner next time if all you NICE reviewers, review me and tell me that you want more. I'm dense, people need to tell me outright what they want. Bye, Goldentails.
General POV~
"We are going to go see the Hokage right now. She needs to know about this. This is not good, not good, NOT GOOD." said Iruka, who was trying desperately to calm himself down, but was failing miserably. He had just gotten his first good look at Naruto's new looks and, needless to say didn't know how to handle this. Kyubi, being much calmer than him, walked over to his kitling's room and proceded to look thought the drawers trying to find something to cover up both his and his darling not so little kitling tails and ears. He found two baseball hats to cover the ears, but nothing quite big enough to cover the tails let alone fit them properly, due to the dawning fact that Naruto used to tiny, now he is not, neither is Kyubi. They were lucky to have found a pair of shorts that fit. Then Kyubi perceived that the "shorts" that both he and Naruto were wearing were in fact loose pants that used to fit Naruto, pointing out that he and Naruto had no way to get to the Hokage's office without causing a major riot, conserning invading demons.
Kyubi POV~
Shoot, how am I supposed to hide the tails and get to the office? Wear a dress? *silence echos in brain* Shoot, I am not wearing a dress. I am NOT going to turn Naruto into a crossdresser. WHY do all the ideas that I hate HAVE to be the best ones???? Well, here goes nothing. "Oh Naruto, I have an idea."
Naruto POV~
WHAT?!?!?! I can't BELIEVE Kyubi just asked me that. Did the tranfer out of my body give him BRAIN DAMANGE???? He was never that weird... or was he? I don't know, never noticed things like that, I guess. Uh oh, looks like Iruka's considering it. Scrach that he did. He going to go get us something to wear. I am going to die. I hope people decided to come to my funeral. Or maybe I can get away before he comes back with the evil female garment of ultimate sinister DOOM.
Look around... GOOD. Kuybi's not looking. Now open the door and sneak QUIETLY out the door and down stairs. OWW! My legs just gave out. Well I guess they should still be a little under the weather, I mean, come on, I grew over a foot in a couple of hours. I should be in pain. I see Kyubi peek out the door, notice me and dash in grab me round the middle and haul me back up the stairs closing the apartement door behind us, all before my neighbors had opened their doors to find out what hapended. I am so dead. I'm going to get lectured to death. I would like to leave all my stuff to Kyubi, I guess even though he's the one who's going to kill me. He doesn't have any stuff to begin with. Here it comes... *cringe*
Kyubi POV~
He knows that he shouldn't have done that. He know I'm going to lecture him. Instead of giving in to the feeling that I should be strangling him for doing something so unbelievably stupid and dangerous. I hug him and tell him NEVER to do that again. Because, I can't blame him, I wanted to do the same thing. In fact, I HAVE done things like that. God, I was so worried when I heard the crash and then saw that kitling was gone. I wish he wouldn't scare me like that.... I sound like my mother. It is official. I am never going to live this down. Somebody shoot me.
Iruka POV~
After getting back to the two with an arm full of clothes that should fit them, I got them into them after firmly reassuring Naruto that I did not just hand him a dress. He's so odd sometimes. Anyways, I got them to the Hokage's office, which wasn't easy. Mainly because Naruto couldn't go very far without falling, not that it was his fault. As soon as this is taken care of, I am going to ask for sometime off. I have lots of sick days saved up anyways. Once outside the door to Tsunade's personal office, I steeled myself. I do not get paid enough for this kind of thing. On second thought, I don't get paid at all for things like this. Here goes nothing and please some nameless god, take pity on me and let me get though this day in one piece.
Tsunade POV~
I looked up from my ultra-important hokage business *cough* napping *cough* when I heard a knock at the door. "Come in!" I yelled at them shifting in my seat. I saw Iruka enter, I smiled he is such a sweety and he always does way more than he should. I don't pay him nearly enough, but knowing him he never except a raise. He'd just blush a bright red and stutter that he didn't decerve it or some nonsense like that. At the very least he should take a vacation. I think he's lost weight. He was soon followed by to men with capes and hats on, the capes looked like something that Gai would wear. Like a superman cape. I couldn't see much of them. I offered a seat to them all as I said, "Hello, what do I own the pleasure of this visit?"
General POV~
Iruka sighed as he took a seat, closely followed by Naruto and Kyubi. He couldn't figure out where he was supposed to begin. Unfortunately Naruto beat him to it. "Look baba, I'm Naruto, the guy next to me is the demon that was sealed in me, call him Kyubi. I have nine tails and fox ears. So does Kyubi. Now what are we supposed to do? Your the Hokage. Deal with this." Naruto said, while taking off his cape and hat. reveling a pair of black pants that barely seemed to be long enough and a white muscle shirt. He stared at Tsunade, waiting for a reaction. He wasn't disapointed. "....WHAAAT?!?!?!? You mean... demon...FREE!!! tails? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?! Iruka, EXPLAIN. NOW!!!"
Iruka POV~
Oh, shoot. This isn't good under any meanings of the word. How on earth am I going to explain this? Here goes nothing...again. "Ummm, you see Hokage-sama, err... ahhh... It's like this.... ummm. I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IS HAPPENING.... I'm just as confused as you are." I said. Needless no say I was equaly as shocked at my own outburst as everybody else. With the exception of Kuybi. For some strange reason he looked like he was expecting that.
Kyubi POV~
He really needed to do that, anyways I guess, as the only person who really knows what their talking about, I should explain. "Honored Hokage, I, as Naruto already told you, am Kyubi." I, then repeated the same thing that I had told the two earlier and sat back to watch the fireworks. Before that could happen, Naruto looked at me with those cute big blue eyes of his and said in the sweetest voice possible, "Now, what kyubi? How do we go on? I mean your a demon, I have tails now and well, I look like I have aged ten years. How are we going to live with this. The villagers were hard to live with before, but now..." He has big eyes. Big, sad eyes. I want to hug my kitling til he feels better. It's official, I am a sap. "I don't know, kitling, I'm so sorry, I should have warned you."
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I feel so EVIL. I left you hanging for over a week. Please review, Next chapter: The villagers find out. I'll update sooner next time if all you NICE reviewers, review me and tell me that you want more. I'm dense, people need to tell me outright what they want. Bye, Goldentails.