I take it back I have found a MUSE!!!!! And a plot!!!! Enjoy!!
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, You wouldn't be reading this.
By the way /blah/ is Gaara's demon talking you know, the badger thing. (what on earth does a badger look like any way?)
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Gaara POV~
Did I hear what they said right???? Am I going to become a demon??? I can't deal with the badger when it's inside of me. /I'm free/ How will I control it outside of me. And I'm going to turn it to a demon as well. As if I didn't have enough problems without that happening. Lucky Naruto, nice guy, and the Kyubi likes him. Damn, I am so dead. /YES!!/ Badger is going to kill me. /that's right/ Wait... Naruto's got to help and that demon guy too, right? I'm a nice guy , they can trust me. No, they can't. Damn that conscious of mine, don't you ever shut up?? NO. *mutters something about stupid consisouses* Shut up conscious thingy. Make me. Grrr, so ANYWAYS. Must make them help me. They HAVE to help. They're good people. Good people always help. Right? Don't you DARE answer that. I'm going to make them help cause 16 is right round the corner. In a month, either they help, I die, or the badger suddenly develops feelings for me. *shudder* scary thought. I know. SHUT UP, I didn't ask you.
Naruto POV~
Hey look it's Gaara, nice guy. A messed up one, but nice. After he got over the whole kill anything that moves stage, we became friends. Sort of. But why is he here??
"Hello Naruto..... HELP ME... Umm, I mean can I talk to you for a second." He asked me. Probably cursing himself for sounding so pathetic. Jeez, he sweating. This guy is WEIRD. Hmm, I should go. I hope Kyubi doesn't hurt Sasuke anymore. I know he's a prick an' all but he doesn't deserve to die.... Ohh and that reminds me, I have to talk to Hokage about Kyubi some More. Well were goes nothing.
"Sure Gaara, what do you want to talk about." He lead me slightly out of the other genins earshot, and....
Combined Genis's POV~
WTF!?!?! GAARA's BEGGING??????????? WTH IS GOING ON?!?!?!?
Gaara's POV~
I have sunk to low for words. I agree. /killkillkillkillkillkillkill must KILL/
Naruto POV~
Must not laugh at the accumulated pathecticness. WOW.... BIG WORDS!!! he begged.
"BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Too late. Oops? heh heh. So much for manners.
Kyubi POV~
Silly Kitling. I need to get him new clothes. He is showing WAY too much skin. I don't like that Sasuke character. He's looking at kitling. Another reason to get better clothes. I don't like his look. A bad apple. I should growl at him. Good now he's scared. That's much better. That should teach him to try and seduce MY little kitling. The audacity of him. GRR... NEVER forgive him if he makes my kitling cry.
Tsunade POV~ (Back in her office)
Hmmm, I should make Kyubi a ninja. Cause, come on. He's good and a demon. Though the clumsy part needs works. He tripped. Gods! It was to far-fetched for him to have made THAT up. I think I'll put him with Naruto's team. I should watch. It'll be a RIOT!
Odd Evil Lackee Person Watching All of Their Every Move POV~
Indeed. I look forward to telling master about this. Heh heh heh. He'll reward me for this valuable information. Master will be so pleased. Master will crush him, like a bug... no ALL of them like ANTS. Tiny little insignificant ants... I, his faithful servant will assist him in conquering these wretched creatures. For none are as strong and glorious as Master. I will report to my wonderful gracious Master right away. Master will be so pleased, He'll praise me, and tell me that he could not possibly manage without my dedicated service that I have given him and his father, grandfather and great grand father before him. I will finally get the reconnition that I deseve. Ahh, I coming Master. Don't worry I be right there to continue serving you. I'm coming!!!
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Now don't hate me. I'm going on a trip so I might not update for over a week. And I'll be gone for my birthday... YAY!!! Gives out cookies. I'm coming back on Saturday next week so I'll try to write the next chappie by Sunday. Alright?? I'm thinking about bringing in a new villain. So could anybody come up with a Japanese name for me... Don't worry no I might stop the story alarms. I just needed to set up the plot... plots. I count three including the evil guy. I have a hilarious personality thought up for him. I just need the name. I guaranty funniness. Did I get the lackey down right? I wanted to portray him like janken in InuYasha. Except, even MORE pathetic. Did it work? That reminds me, I need to think of a name for him to. You don't need to help with his. I'll can find some stupid name for him easily. And if not, his I can put off. Ja Ne, I'll update when I get back, and read your wonderful inspiring reviews. Did my hinting work yet?
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, You wouldn't be reading this.
By the way /blah/ is Gaara's demon talking you know, the badger thing. (what on earth does a badger look like any way?)
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Gaara POV~
Did I hear what they said right???? Am I going to become a demon??? I can't deal with the badger when it's inside of me. /I'm free/ How will I control it outside of me. And I'm going to turn it to a demon as well. As if I didn't have enough problems without that happening. Lucky Naruto, nice guy, and the Kyubi likes him. Damn, I am so dead. /YES!!/ Badger is going to kill me. /that's right/ Wait... Naruto's got to help and that demon guy too, right? I'm a nice guy , they can trust me. No, they can't. Damn that conscious of mine, don't you ever shut up?? NO. *mutters something about stupid consisouses* Shut up conscious thingy. Make me. Grrr, so ANYWAYS. Must make them help me. They HAVE to help. They're good people. Good people always help. Right? Don't you DARE answer that. I'm going to make them help cause 16 is right round the corner. In a month, either they help, I die, or the badger suddenly develops feelings for me. *shudder* scary thought. I know. SHUT UP, I didn't ask you.
Naruto POV~
Hey look it's Gaara, nice guy. A messed up one, but nice. After he got over the whole kill anything that moves stage, we became friends. Sort of. But why is he here??
"Hello Naruto..... HELP ME... Umm, I mean can I talk to you for a second." He asked me. Probably cursing himself for sounding so pathetic. Jeez, he sweating. This guy is WEIRD. Hmm, I should go. I hope Kyubi doesn't hurt Sasuke anymore. I know he's a prick an' all but he doesn't deserve to die.... Ohh and that reminds me, I have to talk to Hokage about Kyubi some More. Well were goes nothing.
"Sure Gaara, what do you want to talk about." He lead me slightly out of the other genins earshot, and....
Combined Genis's POV~
WTF!?!?! GAARA's BEGGING??????????? WTH IS GOING ON?!?!?!?
Gaara's POV~
I have sunk to low for words. I agree. /killkillkillkillkillkillkill must KILL/
Naruto POV~
Must not laugh at the accumulated pathecticness. WOW.... BIG WORDS!!! he begged.
"BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Too late. Oops? heh heh. So much for manners.
Kyubi POV~
Silly Kitling. I need to get him new clothes. He is showing WAY too much skin. I don't like that Sasuke character. He's looking at kitling. Another reason to get better clothes. I don't like his look. A bad apple. I should growl at him. Good now he's scared. That's much better. That should teach him to try and seduce MY little kitling. The audacity of him. GRR... NEVER forgive him if he makes my kitling cry.
Tsunade POV~ (Back in her office)
Hmmm, I should make Kyubi a ninja. Cause, come on. He's good and a demon. Though the clumsy part needs works. He tripped. Gods! It was to far-fetched for him to have made THAT up. I think I'll put him with Naruto's team. I should watch. It'll be a RIOT!
Odd Evil Lackee Person Watching All of Their Every Move POV~
Indeed. I look forward to telling master about this. Heh heh heh. He'll reward me for this valuable information. Master will be so pleased. Master will crush him, like a bug... no ALL of them like ANTS. Tiny little insignificant ants... I, his faithful servant will assist him in conquering these wretched creatures. For none are as strong and glorious as Master. I will report to my wonderful gracious Master right away. Master will be so pleased, He'll praise me, and tell me that he could not possibly manage without my dedicated service that I have given him and his father, grandfather and great grand father before him. I will finally get the reconnition that I deseve. Ahh, I coming Master. Don't worry I be right there to continue serving you. I'm coming!!!
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Now don't hate me. I'm going on a trip so I might not update for over a week. And I'll be gone for my birthday... YAY!!! Gives out cookies. I'm coming back on Saturday next week so I'll try to write the next chappie by Sunday. Alright?? I'm thinking about bringing in a new villain. So could anybody come up with a Japanese name for me... Don't worry no I might stop the story alarms. I just needed to set up the plot... plots. I count three including the evil guy. I have a hilarious personality thought up for him. I just need the name. I guaranty funniness. Did I get the lackey down right? I wanted to portray him like janken in InuYasha. Except, even MORE pathetic. Did it work? That reminds me, I need to think of a name for him to. You don't need to help with his. I'll can find some stupid name for him easily. And if not, his I can put off. Ja Ne, I'll update when I get back, and read your wonderful inspiring reviews. Did my hinting work yet?
