Hi..... Now before you all start attacking me for not updating sooner... I would like to apologise for taking so long. I am going to try to bring in the evil person and his lackey in this chapter but if I can't... they'll be in the next one... okay? Please enjoy this strange story that for some odd reason does have a few plots to it and still manages to be totally random and completely written on a whim. Yikes! How do I do that again???
Disclaimer: Don't Believe The Leprechauns!!! THEIR LYING!!!! hundles in corner muttering something about sleeping, clowns and eating Do you really think someone as idiotic as me could think up Naruto.... No reader is THAT stupid. You MUST be a LEPRECHAUN!!!
Kyubi POV
Okay, it's getting late. It's late October and Kitling looks cold. The Sasuke character is looking at him again and Gaara needs help. Plus Kitling and I really need new clothes. Especially Kitling. Sasuke should DIE for seeing kitling like this... Plus Kitling and I need new living arrangements. His apartement is good for one person but not to good for two.
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Note to self: Find nickname for Gaara...
My wonderful POV that you can't possibly live with out
They were all walking down the street to Sasuke's house where they were going to spend the night much to Sasuke dismay... He didn't know what he was more afraid of... his fangirls sleeping over and possibly molesting him in his sleepSasuke shudders or Kyubi mauling him in his sleep for treating his "kitling" badly. Now heading to his house were 4 jounins whose names were; Kakashi, Kurenai, Asuma and Gai, one confused and flustered chunin by the name of Iruka, one amused Hokage, Tsunade, and a large group of genins; Sasuke, Sakura, Ino, Shikamaru, Chouji, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Neji, Ten Ten, Lee, Gaara and Naruto and one demon turned genin, Kyubi. Now that we know who's there, let's continue to what they were thinking.
Sasuke was saying his prayers, Kyubi was making death threats towards Sasuke, Ino and Sakura were oggling at Sasuke, Hinata at Naruto, Gaara was worring, his consious was harasing him and his demon was trying to kill things again, Kakashi was talking to his invisible "girlfriend" while pretending to read his "educational" book. Let me rephrase that last one. Kakashi was reading his book while his "girlfriend" Naoko nagged. Kiba, Shino Shikamaru and Ten Ten were bored, Neji was think about cruel fate was towards him today, Kurenai and Asuma were talking. Iruka was worring himself silly, Gai and Lee were making a huge crying scene at how "the innocence of youth was fading" and that the "power of love will conquer all", Chouji was eating and thinking about dinner and Tsunade was laughing her head of at everybodies problems, as for Naruto, he was blissful oblivious to all of that.
I say it again. They were walking down the street to Sasuke's house when they passed a house with an open window. At the table in front of the window sat an old man eating his dinner. Apon seeing all of them he started to scream at how demon were evil.... blah blah blah. Anyway... Kyubi started to growl again because he needed to protect kitling and paws, which is what he came up with as a petname for Gaara. Apon the said growling, The man started to cry and plead for his life while making a cross with his chopstick to ward of Kyubi... Meanwhile everybody else watched on with interest, then blinked once. Then Naruto snaping out of his revery asked "Are you going to eat that, senile-ojii-san?.
Old Senile man who thinks he's a lord and that tries to protect himself with chopsticks POV
"Nnnno, go ahead young one. HEY!?!?! WHO ARE YOU CALLING SENILE??? I'll have you know that I'm the ....
ATTENCION ALL READER, SKIP THIS PART UNLESS YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO AND WANT TO BE BORED TO A VERY DULL, CONFUSING AND LONG DEATH
....great nephew of the great great grandson's step mother's illigitimate second son's father's fifth cousin's brother's aunt's uncle's daughter's half son's thrid cousin's great great grandson's fifth cousin's brother's aunt's mother's illigitimate first nephew's father's uncle's step daughter's great great grandniece's step godfather's illigitimate sixth son's father's fifth cousin's brother's aunt's uncle's daughter's adopted grandson's illigitimate second father's seventh uncle's cousin's brother's illigitimate second son's father's fifth cousin's daughter's aunt's great great grandson's step mother's second son's fifth cousin's brother's aunt's uncle's daughter's great great grandson's step mother's brother's aunt's uncle's daughter's great great grandson's step mother's illigitimate aunt's uncle's daughter's great great grandson's step mother's illigitimate second son's father's fifth cousin's brother's aunt's uncle's daughter's second son's father's fifth cousin's brother's great great grandson's step mother's illigitimate second son's father's fifth cousin's brother's aunt's uncle's daughter's great great grandson's step mother's illigitimate second son's father's fifth cousin's brother's aunt's uncle's daughter's great great grandson's step mother's illigitimate aunt's uncle's daughter's great great grandson's step mother's illigitimate second son's father's fifth cousin's brother's aunt's uncle's daughter's second son's father's fifth cousin's brother's .........
Okay you can start reading again now
..... grandson of the first fire lord's wife, Jiro the ninth. And I due to great generosity while grace all of you youngsters with my marevelous presence, FORWARD ALL!!!
Combined Genins, Demons, Jounins, Chunin, Hokage POV
HUH?? Was that supposed to make sense??
My POV
Okay then. The old man who we shall call Jiro-ojii-san came outside of his house while Chouji ate his diner, who had to beat Naruto to it, to join them all seemingly forgeting all about the demons and stuff and proceeded to chatter about stuff that you don't need to know about. Soon, but not soon enough they all arrived at Sasuke's house.
Sasuke quickly managed to everyones surprise, lock every girl into a large guest room with a promise of bringing them some dinner later. Then the old man, who was now complaining about how hungry he was, was pushed into a rocking chair in a room where he couldn't hurt himself after being force fed some mashed stuff. Then the genin males with the exception of Naruto, Gaaram, Kyubi and Sasuke where pushed of into another large room with more then enough food to last them the entire night even with Chouji in there. Gaara was put in the entertainment room, lots of stuff to do all night to keep him occupied plus lot of food. The jounins and Iruka, much to his dismay, were put in another room with their dinners and Kakashi quickly suggested strip poker to pass the time, he wanted to get a look at Naoko, who had somehow managed to get in that room.
The remaining three blinked at each other. Kyubi thought that Sasuke was giveing Naruto "the eye" so he got into a defensive stance. Naruto was yet again confused and Sasuke was crying for his mommy from the looks he was getting from Kyubi.
Odd Evil Lackee Person Who Had Just Finished Watching Their Every Move and That Was Reporting to His Great Evil Master POV
"Ohh my great master, I your humble servant Romui Ijirashii, report to your wondrful great evilness that the demon fox Kyubi has been resurrected just as you your magnificent self had planned Master... And that in less then a months time the badger will also be given back his body Master... Heh Heh Heh.... What will you do Master what is your most evil plan? You will surrely squash them easily, right Master?"
Utimate Evil Self Obsesed Person That Likes Dressing in Purple Drag Queen Dresses and Hearing his Name POV
"Do not ask idiotic questions, slave. I, Iwatakii Kuruoshii, shall destroy them for I am Kuruoshii and no one else. Do not mistake me for I am... Kuruoshii, I, Kuruoshii, shall come up with a plan, me, Kuruoshii and no one else for I am Kuruoshii. Me, Kuruoshii. Shall come up with the perfect paln for I am Kuruoshii, and no one else, Me, Kuruoshii. Not anybody else. Me. My Plan that will destroy them. Mine. I shall destroy them, no one else for I am Kuruoshii. Me. Prepare for the commencement of my plan, slave. My Plan. Me, mine. For I AM KURUOSHII!!! THE MOST EVIL PERSON EVER TO WEAR A PRETTY PURPLE DRESS!!!!!
You like?? I trying very hard at the moment not to brust out laghing at the stupidity of my characters and finish this. Tell me if things confuse you, K? Hope you liked... I promise not to forget to write again. Ja Ne.
Disclaimer: Don't Believe The Leprechauns!!! THEIR LYING!!!! hundles in corner muttering something about sleeping, clowns and eating Do you really think someone as idiotic as me could think up Naruto.... No reader is THAT stupid. You MUST be a LEPRECHAUN!!!
Kyubi POV
Okay, it's getting late. It's late October and Kitling looks cold. The Sasuke character is looking at him again and Gaara needs help. Plus Kitling and I really need new clothes. Especially Kitling. Sasuke should DIE for seeing kitling like this... Plus Kitling and I need new living arrangements. His apartement is good for one person but not to good for two.
.....
Note to self: Find nickname for Gaara...
My wonderful POV that you can't possibly live with out
They were all walking down the street to Sasuke's house where they were going to spend the night much to Sasuke dismay... He didn't know what he was more afraid of... his fangirls sleeping over and possibly molesting him in his sleepSasuke shudders or Kyubi mauling him in his sleep for treating his "kitling" badly. Now heading to his house were 4 jounins whose names were; Kakashi, Kurenai, Asuma and Gai, one confused and flustered chunin by the name of Iruka, one amused Hokage, Tsunade, and a large group of genins; Sasuke, Sakura, Ino, Shikamaru, Chouji, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Neji, Ten Ten, Lee, Gaara and Naruto and one demon turned genin, Kyubi. Now that we know who's there, let's continue to what they were thinking.
Sasuke was saying his prayers, Kyubi was making death threats towards Sasuke, Ino and Sakura were oggling at Sasuke, Hinata at Naruto, Gaara was worring, his consious was harasing him and his demon was trying to kill things again, Kakashi was talking to his invisible "girlfriend" while pretending to read his "educational" book. Let me rephrase that last one. Kakashi was reading his book while his "girlfriend" Naoko nagged. Kiba, Shino Shikamaru and Ten Ten were bored, Neji was think about cruel fate was towards him today, Kurenai and Asuma were talking. Iruka was worring himself silly, Gai and Lee were making a huge crying scene at how "the innocence of youth was fading" and that the "power of love will conquer all", Chouji was eating and thinking about dinner and Tsunade was laughing her head of at everybodies problems, as for Naruto, he was blissful oblivious to all of that.
I say it again. They were walking down the street to Sasuke's house when they passed a house with an open window. At the table in front of the window sat an old man eating his dinner. Apon seeing all of them he started to scream at how demon were evil.... blah blah blah. Anyway... Kyubi started to growl again because he needed to protect kitling and paws, which is what he came up with as a petname for Gaara. Apon the said growling, The man started to cry and plead for his life while making a cross with his chopstick to ward of Kyubi... Meanwhile everybody else watched on with interest, then blinked once. Then Naruto snaping out of his revery asked "Are you going to eat that, senile-ojii-san?.
Old Senile man who thinks he's a lord and that tries to protect himself with chopsticks POV
"Nnnno, go ahead young one. HEY!?!?! WHO ARE YOU CALLING SENILE??? I'll have you know that I'm the ....
ATTENCION ALL READER, SKIP THIS PART UNLESS YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO AND WANT TO BE BORED TO A VERY DULL, CONFUSING AND LONG DEATH
....great nephew of the great great grandson's step mother's illigitimate second son's father's fifth cousin's brother's aunt's uncle's daughter's half son's thrid cousin's great great grandson's fifth cousin's brother's aunt's mother's illigitimate first nephew's father's uncle's step daughter's great great grandniece's step godfather's illigitimate sixth son's father's fifth cousin's brother's aunt's uncle's daughter's adopted grandson's illigitimate second father's seventh uncle's cousin's brother's illigitimate second son's father's fifth cousin's daughter's aunt's great great grandson's step mother's second son's fifth cousin's brother's aunt's uncle's daughter's great great grandson's step mother's brother's aunt's uncle's daughter's great great grandson's step mother's illigitimate aunt's uncle's daughter's great great grandson's step mother's illigitimate second son's father's fifth cousin's brother's aunt's uncle's daughter's second son's father's fifth cousin's brother's great great grandson's step mother's illigitimate second son's father's fifth cousin's brother's aunt's uncle's daughter's great great grandson's step mother's illigitimate second son's father's fifth cousin's brother's aunt's uncle's daughter's great great grandson's step mother's illigitimate aunt's uncle's daughter's great great grandson's step mother's illigitimate second son's father's fifth cousin's brother's aunt's uncle's daughter's second son's father's fifth cousin's brother's .........
Okay you can start reading again now
..... grandson of the first fire lord's wife, Jiro the ninth. And I due to great generosity while grace all of you youngsters with my marevelous presence, FORWARD ALL!!!
Combined Genins, Demons, Jounins, Chunin, Hokage POV
HUH?? Was that supposed to make sense??
My POV
Okay then. The old man who we shall call Jiro-ojii-san came outside of his house while Chouji ate his diner, who had to beat Naruto to it, to join them all seemingly forgeting all about the demons and stuff and proceeded to chatter about stuff that you don't need to know about. Soon, but not soon enough they all arrived at Sasuke's house.
Sasuke quickly managed to everyones surprise, lock every girl into a large guest room with a promise of bringing them some dinner later. Then the old man, who was now complaining about how hungry he was, was pushed into a rocking chair in a room where he couldn't hurt himself after being force fed some mashed stuff. Then the genin males with the exception of Naruto, Gaaram, Kyubi and Sasuke where pushed of into another large room with more then enough food to last them the entire night even with Chouji in there. Gaara was put in the entertainment room, lots of stuff to do all night to keep him occupied plus lot of food. The jounins and Iruka, much to his dismay, were put in another room with their dinners and Kakashi quickly suggested strip poker to pass the time, he wanted to get a look at Naoko, who had somehow managed to get in that room.
The remaining three blinked at each other. Kyubi thought that Sasuke was giveing Naruto "the eye" so he got into a defensive stance. Naruto was yet again confused and Sasuke was crying for his mommy from the looks he was getting from Kyubi.
Odd Evil Lackee Person Who Had Just Finished Watching Their Every Move and That Was Reporting to His Great Evil Master POV
"Ohh my great master, I your humble servant Romui Ijirashii, report to your wondrful great evilness that the demon fox Kyubi has been resurrected just as you your magnificent self had planned Master... And that in less then a months time the badger will also be given back his body Master... Heh Heh Heh.... What will you do Master what is your most evil plan? You will surrely squash them easily, right Master?"
Utimate Evil Self Obsesed Person That Likes Dressing in Purple Drag Queen Dresses and Hearing his Name POV
"Do not ask idiotic questions, slave. I, Iwatakii Kuruoshii, shall destroy them for I am Kuruoshii and no one else. Do not mistake me for I am... Kuruoshii, I, Kuruoshii, shall come up with a plan, me, Kuruoshii and no one else for I am Kuruoshii. Me, Kuruoshii. Shall come up with the perfect paln for I am Kuruoshii, and no one else, Me, Kuruoshii. Not anybody else. Me. My Plan that will destroy them. Mine. I shall destroy them, no one else for I am Kuruoshii. Me. Prepare for the commencement of my plan, slave. My Plan. Me, mine. For I AM KURUOSHII!!! THE MOST EVIL PERSON EVER TO WEAR A PRETTY PURPLE DRESS!!!!!
You like?? I trying very hard at the moment not to brust out laghing at the stupidity of my characters and finish this. Tell me if things confuse you, K? Hope you liked... I promise not to forget to write again. Ja Ne.