Kyle and Shauni both walked up the stairs to the deck on Lilo's house. "You go do something Shauni. I have to shave, really badly." Shauni nodded and walked around to the back of the house. Kyle opened the front door and walked through the living room up the stairs and into the bathroom. He opened the medicine cabinet and found a can of shaving cream and a disposable razor. The razor had a pink handle and a razor edge that was colored emerald green. Kyle cringed at the feminine vibes radiating from the item he held in his hand. Kyle put the razor blade down and picked up the can of shaving cream. He took the cap off, aimed the nozzle at his hand and pressed the button. A lavender gel came out. "Ewwww… god… wicked bad cooties…" Kyle worked the gel into foam and wiped it on his face. He then picked up the razor and began to shave. I can't believe I'm using this girlie stuff… I knew I forgot to pack something in my van…I drive a bullet proof vehicle but I forgot to pack shaving cream and a razor…Alex was right… there is something wrong with me… Kyle chuckled sending the foam on his lips flying at the mirror. Oops… Kyle wiped the foam of the mirror. Someone coughed. Kyle looked at the door way. Nani was leaning up against the door frame with her arm s crossed. "Oh yeah! Go ahead and use my things without asking." Kyle looked at the razor and then back at Nani. "Sorry. I didn't have any of my own. I'll pay ya back. I promise." Kyle reached into his back pocket and pulled out a ratty black wallet. He opened it and searched through looking for money. Kyle pulled out a ten dollar bill and handed it to Nani. "Here. I know the can of shaving cream and the razor don't add up to ten but keep it." Nani took the bill and walked away. Kyle brought the razor back up to his face. "And don't leave a mess in the sink!" Kyle shook his head and continued to finish shaving."
Jumba turned the equipment off and picked up all of the equipment he had used during the test. He emptied the beakers and cleaned them out and placed them back where the belonged. Kyle walked in with a small towel over his shoulder. He still had some foam stuck in his ear and around his nose. "Ah! Kyle! I have been wanting to talk to you." Kyle took the towel off of his shoulder and cleaned the remaining foam off of his face. "Is it about the DNA tests I asked you about?" Jumba nodded. "I ran the test and found that both of the samples were identical in structure." Kyle nodded and turned towards the door. "But…" Jumba continued. "Half way through the test I realized I had mixed up one of the DNA samples." Kyle stopped. Uh oh…Kyle closed the door and locked it. "So what did you mix up?" Jumba picked up the papers the machine had printed out earlier and began to fold them up. "I analyzed your blood and I accidentally analyzed another sample. When both tests were completed I looked at the data and it was telling me that both samples had the same number of chromosomes but the number was too high for it to be that of a human's DNA." Kyle sat down on a stool. "I had also noticed that the number of chromosomes was equal to that of being one of my experiments. For kicks I decided to be redoing the tests again. As I prepared the test I realized that one of the samples had been mixed up. I hadn't used another human sample I had actually use an experiment's DNA." Jesus! That means…"After running the tests I found that the equipment wasn't faulty and that the original data was correct. Its not unusual for a human to have a missing or extra chromosome but that usually causes a disability called Down syndrome." Kyle got up. "Cept I don't have that." Jumba nodded "What's even more interesting is that it's not as simple as having one extra chromosome. It's more like 20 more chromosomes." There was a long silence between. "Kyle… this means you are not human… Did you know about this?" Kyle looked at the ground. "Kinda… I guess I just didn't want to believe it. Do me a favor Jumba. Through out the samples and data. And don't tell anyone about this. Lemme figure it out ok?" Jumba nodded. Kyle walked over to the door and unlocked it. "By the way… Whose DNA did ya use?" Jumba picked up the vial up off the desk and threw it at Kyle. Kyle caught it in mid air and opened his hand. The pink blood made the vial role down his had revealing the label. "Shauni." Kyle laughed quietly and threw the vial back to Jumba.
Kyle opened the door and walked down the stairs. Kyle looked at the pictures on the wall. All of them were of everyone as a whole. None of them were of one person in a frame. It was always everyone as a family. Family… mine's been lying to me…Kyle's eyes narrowed. He walked to the bottom of the stairs and turned into the kitchen, the fridge had more pictures on them. Most of them were of Stitch and his cousins. One picture stuck out though.
It was burnt on two of the corners. It showed Lilo and Nani. Above them was an older woman who looked a lot like Nani and a man playing a ukulele. The bottom corner had been cut out so that the image of stitch on another photo underneath could be seen. "Takka!" Kyle spun around quickly and reached for the knife in his pocket and then relaxed. It was Stitch. "Huh?" Stitch walked over to Kyle and held out a paw. "Tak..." he paused. "Thank… you." Kyle looked at him. "For what?" Stitch cocked his head "For saving Angel." Kyle nodded. "Whatever it's not that big of a deal. Gantu's an idiot anyways." Kyle looked at the picture again. "Ohana." Kyle looked at Stitch. "Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten." Kyle looked back at the picture. "I don't know my family anymore. I thought I did. But I was wrong… you have a family though. One you can trust." Kyle smiled. "Bastard." He started to chuckle and looked at Stitch. "You've found where you belong." Kyle got up and looked out the kitchen window at his armored van and shook his head. "I don't belong anywhere. And I'm okay with that." Stitch climbed up onto the counter. "Naga. You belong." Kyle folded his arms. "Not here. Pleakly doesn't like me, Nani doesn't like me. I'm just a freak. I'm okay with it though." Kyle rubbed his hand on Stitch's head. Kyle looked around as if expecting something to happen. "Gaba?" Kyle looked around. "Ya ever have the feeling the fire alarm is going to go off and then a minute later it does?" Stitch shook his head. "Naga." Kyle sighed and shrugged his shoulders. For a while Kyle and Stitch sat there in silence. Then the silence in the kitchen was broken by a high pitch squeal.